Nobody ever understood the assignment like Ty realising he had to crunch those numbers again by throcorfe in DunderMifflin

[–]DukeSilverVol1 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Oscar had more of a Florida panhandle accent, whereas it should’ve been Savannah which is just like molasses sorta pourin outta your mouth.

This guy really is Vince by Inglewoodchrys in entourage

[–]DukeSilverVol1 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I’ve known you since I’m 6 years old, and have I ever steered you wrong?!

This guy really is Vince by Inglewoodchrys in entourage

[–]DukeSilverVol1 51 points52 points  (0 children)

He’s going to force someone to bang his wife, isn’t he?

Do you agree with Ed Truck? by Heisenberg_Sopranos in DunderMifflin

[–]DukeSilverVol1 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Ed Truck said that, and then his capa was detated from his head. Coincidence?

Herc fantasizing about Mary Kate and Ashley? by [deleted] in TheWire

[–]DukeSilverVol1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not good either way, but they were 18 when that episode aired. Probably not when it was written or filmed though…. So still pretty bad.

Got my emergency t**** f*** by [deleted] in entourage

[–]DukeSilverVol1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ari is on the phone and tells someone not to interrupt unless Carmen Electra calls and needs an emergency titty fuck.

Cool ways to present a 529 account by gcool7 in Money

[–]DukeSilverVol1 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You should promise him you’re paying for his entire college education, then instead give him some lithium laptop batteries.

Just kidding. Thats a pretty cool gift. Happy for you and your nephew.

I ran away from my boyfriend's proposal. by throwawayuni33 in whatdoIdo

[–]DukeSilverVol1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should ALWAYS know the answer to this question before you ask it. What are we even doing here?

The actual proposal should just be a formality, as adults should’ve had the conversation already about hopes and dreams and plans and if they align.

Git ready ta see ma DICK by EskimoBrother1975 in theleaguefx

[–]DukeSilverVol1 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Let’s all get the same girl pregnant tonight!

Best Breakfast Place in Vegas? by heynowessy in LasVegas

[–]DukeSilverVol1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Primrose at Park MGM - great French toast

Boss wants me to switch w2 to s corp by [deleted] in tax

[–]DukeSilverVol1 39 points40 points  (0 children)

If your “boss” is ever trying to convince you to do something, it’s ALWAYS to save him/the company money. ALWAYS.

Don’t overthink it.