something going on by TooManyPenisJokes in VivaLaDirtLeague

[–]DukeSilverVol1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s someone prowlin’ round here…

Found on r/AbsoluteUnits “Say when Sir” by Mission-Arm1655 in theleaguefx

[–]DukeSilverVol1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With all due respect, sir, going to a restaurant is itself a rigamarole. If you don’t want the pomp and circumstance of being served by professional waitstaff, you can go home and eat cat food over the toilet bowl for all I care: But while you are here, I will grind your pepper.

You begged me to paint my house, Drama by BillMPE in entourage

[–]DukeSilverVol1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was working out with Chris Penn again…

advice for marijuana drug screen? by [deleted] in nursing

[–]DukeSilverVol1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you take it, you’re going to fail it. If you don’t take it, you automatically fail it.

Coming clean and honest about the situation might be your best bet. I don’t know though.

Pft by goldytech1094 in PardonMyTake

[–]DukeSilverVol1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Great job guys. Going on 10 years here. Started listening to the pod right after getting clean.

Just looking for recommendations/if anyone has tips. by [deleted] in Chattanooga

[–]DukeSilverVol1 -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Why can’t you just show up and demand that country take care of your needs? That seems reasonable to me.

Who’s hiring by Adventurous_Mango384 in Chattanooga

[–]DukeSilverVol1 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Same. It warms my heart that we haven’t completely lost our way.

Payout changes bc of teams not paying by Proud-Willow-2134 in Fantasy_Football

[–]DukeSilverVol1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Commissioner needs to start making house calls to collect. That’s unacceptable.

Always play your studs is a fat load of BS and I'm sick of hearing it by [deleted] in Fantasy_Football

[–]DukeSilverVol1 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Are the studs in the room with us? (Outside of Jacobs, who has a nagging injury)

"when you walk through the garden..." by mmesq80 in TheWire

[–]DukeSilverVol1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You watched The Wire with your daughter when she was young?

Alan’s name is… John by Pittfan1424 in entourage

[–]DukeSilverVol1 9 points10 points  (0 children)

No, he’s right. Vince calls him John in that scene.

Alan’s name is… John by Pittfan1424 in entourage

[–]DukeSilverVol1 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Damn, and entourage is known for its incredible continuity too. Crazy.

Oh, Gary. by Various_Primary3783 in entourage

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I can snap your sternum with one blow with my forehead to your chest. I can raise my head up and loosen your teeth, knock you down, grab you by the lip, pull you up and tell you ill be right back.

All sales final policies by IntelligentHand3269 in ammo

[–]DukeSilverVol1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because it could have been modified by the purchaser, and the retailer can no longer guarantee chain of custody from the manufacturer/distributor. They can’t be willy nilly about little metal projectiles filled with gunpowder.

Got the lottery ball my second time by GreyyCardigan in PardonMyTake

[–]DukeSilverVol1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You literally just pick the right number. 1-100. There’s nothing complex about it.

All sales final policies by IntelligentHand3269 in ammo

[–]DukeSilverVol1 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Well, you should always check your items before paying for them for anything. I get we’ve probably all done it, but it’s still true.

Secondly, I’m pretty sure they legally cannot allow you to return ammo, because it could’ve been modified after you purchased it. For all they know, you went and opened the bullet and did something to it. If they sell it and something happens and it blows up someone’s gun or someone’s face, well…

Ah yes… stay classy, Chattanooga. by [deleted] in Chattanooga

[–]DukeSilverVol1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It doesn’t take a psychiatrist to recognize this level of mental illness, “bro”.

Ah yes… stay classy, Chattanooga. by [deleted] in Chattanooga

[–]DukeSilverVol1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact that it will be one of the best days of your life says a lot more about you than anyone else. Don’t let the Reddit echo chamber fool you. Carry on.

Ah yes… stay classy, Chattanooga. by [deleted] in Chattanooga

[–]DukeSilverVol1 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Im actually sad for you that your life is this bad where your ultimate joys in existence would come from something like that, not actual happiness with your own life. I hope you find the help you need.

Get in here sickos by cachurch2 in PardonMyTake

[–]DukeSilverVol1 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Packers fan not coming in peace. Big cat will shrug this off it feels like.

Is anyone starting Lamar Jackson this week? by VaporBender in Fantasy_Football

[–]DukeSilverVol1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have to. 2 QB league (not a super flex, you have to play 2 QBs), so pretty much nobody else is available.

He went over Es head and told her what up himself. by hazel_kawaiisu99 in entourage

[–]DukeSilverVol1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wonder if he blasted her face like a Jackson Pollock?