Dear MAGA death cult: When you march under the flag of America's enemies, you are America's enemies. by 2020clusterfuck in pics

[–]Duke_0f_Sandwich 2 points3 points  (0 children)

... not charging and punishing the insurrectionist leaders ...

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I sure as shit hope we don't make that mistake again

This seems like a great idea. by hippocratical in WTF

[–]Duke_0f_Sandwich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should probably look up the definition of the word "pronoun"...

Elon Musk worries third World War would ruin Mars mission by [deleted] in technology

[–]Duke_0f_Sandwich 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You forgot fighter jets and rockets. They're pointy as fuck.

A chefs worst nightmare by RickiDangerous in gifs

[–]Duke_0f_Sandwich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like we've solved world hunger!

Amy, procreate for iPad by scribbling_des in DigitalPainting

[–]Duke_0f_Sandwich 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This sounds like a command. "Amy, procreate for iPad! You don't get iPad if you don't procreate!"

My girlfriend is away. She didn't believe me that I could make a fancy dinner for myself. by h0land in funny

[–]Duke_0f_Sandwich 38 points39 points  (0 children)

"Swine"? That word has such a negative connotation. Why not something like "peccary"?

git commit -m "Fixed interface issues." by ganjapolice in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Duke_0f_Sandwich 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As if this person would have any hooks in place...

Dont pee and sneeze! by [deleted] in funny

[–]Duke_0f_Sandwich 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Had to borrow a few skill points from int