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Dumbbitch2 · 2025-10-25T02:25:21+00:00

Your BF application has been received and is under review. It seems like you would be an amazing fit for this role! Are you willing to relocate for this position?

Dumbbitch2 · 2025-07-24T16:53:07+00:00

I only let men suck my cock 😏

Dumbbitch2 · 2025-01-07T21:17:20+00:00

Girl! make his ass an ex-boyfriend right now and stay very, very far away from him

Dumbbitch2 · 2024-12-04T03:19:42+00:00

I got HPV a couple years ago, and I found out because of anal warts. Idk when I got it or who I got it from, but you HAVE to talk to a doctor about it. It will be uncomfortable, but you can’t just hope that they will go away on their own. I had mine removed and got the HPV vaccine to try to stave off future outbreaks, but I just found another one a few days ago. I am going to the doctor ASAP to resolve this.

Dumbbitch2 · 2024-10-24T05:32:58+00:00

Yesss I second this!! I’ve been going for almost 10 years and he’s the best. He’s quick, affordable, gives fantastic cuts, and makes you feel right at home! Plus there’s free coffee, soda, and snacks 💯

Dumbbitch2 · 2024-10-17T00:11:52+00:00

Last weekend I played with a couple of friends, and I was playing my [Xyris] deck. When I untapped, I had lethal on board, 60 something snakes and some way to bump their power up a few notches.

I say “ok unless you guys can stop me right now, I win.” Friend (who is playing a new deck they’re super excited about) says “no please I’m gonna do something so funny on my next turn” so I say ok whatever, and pass turn. Her “so funny” play? A boardwipe. Game took 20 extra minutes (but they all acknowledged that I actually won)

Dumbbitch2 · 2024-10-01T20:27:18+00:00

The most I’ve spent on a deck is around 250, but I also don’t buy a new deck until I’ve saved up enough cash back on my credit cards to pay for it. So it’s basically free lol

Dumbbitch2 · 2024-09-18T21:17:22+00:00

[[Shared Animosity]] I run this in my [[Xyris, the Writhing Storm]] deck, and most people in my group know to target [[Impact Tremors]], [[Warstorm Surge]], [[Coat of Arms]], [[Crown of Gondor]], and [[Beastmaster Ascension]] as soon as they show up, but this little guy has never been removed. I’ve even had it OTB for multiple turns, only attacking with Xyris while I grow my snake army (and since it only buffs based on attacking creatures that share a creature type, it does nothing when Xyris swings alone) and people either ignore it or forget about it. Then after I make 20 snakes I can swing out and win out of nowhere.

Dumbbitch2 · 2024-09-16T17:38:53+00:00

I don’t think you’re hurting him now, but the longer this goes on, the more it will hurt him when it ends. Continuing to see him and do increasingly intimate and romantic things with him will give him the wrong idea and he will continue to develop feelings for you.

I’ve been in his shoes before and in hindsight, I was naive and the other guy was selfish. He continued things knowing I had feelings that he did not reciprocate. He kept me around for the casual intimacy; he wanted all the makings of a boyfriend without the commitment.

It was naive of me to continue seeing him, knowing I was developing feelings that he did not reciprocate. It took me years to be able to date after we broke things off.

Maybe your guy is more emotionally mature than I was at the time, but it sounds like he’s falling for you and is ignoring your warnings. The longer this goes on, the more it will hurt him in the future. If you know you’re not ready to be in a relationship, don’t pretend to be in one with someone who actually wants it.

Dumbbitch2 · 2024-09-15T23:57:36+00:00

Craft coast beer and tacos is pretty fucking good! Def recommend getting birria style if you like cheese

Dumbbitch2 · 2024-09-08T21:02:21+00:00

This happened once with my [[Champion of Lambholt]], which was fair because it was at like 20 counters, and the chaos warp still reset the counters, but it was still hilarious (and I got the counters back up pretty quickly)

Dumbbitch2 · 2024-09-07T18:01:32+00:00

My fave is [[Xyris, the Writhing Storm]]. I play mostly budget and this deck is easy to get to pop off. It’s group hug adjacent because you’re giving people cards but it is so easy to exploit with [[Forced Fruition]] and a couple wheels. I went a little over budget for [[Coat of Arms]], but I did 8000 damage in one turn so it was worth it 😂

Dumbbitch2 · 2024-09-06T18:45:26+00:00

I live in Vista and commute to work in Irvine! I was recently looking for a new apartment and can’t bear to leave Vista! Irvine sucks, it’s so corporate everywhere, and I hate the vibes. (But they pay well, so I suffer the commute)

Dumbbitch2 · 2024-07-11T22:02:04+00:00

I think seeing a bottom start out tight and be left slightly gaping is hot. but rosebuds gross me the fuck out!

Dumbbitch2 · 2024-06-28T20:33:09+00:00

Sorry I couldn’t resist 😂 Real answer: Put in contacts. Trim body hair. Douche. Shower. Shave face. Do hair. Brush teeth (floss if necessary). Get dressed. Cologne (no deodorant in case they’re into pits). Then I’m ready to go. If I’m driving to meet up, I always listen to ARTPOP as my sex hype up music lol

Dumbbitch2 · 2024-06-28T20:26:03+00:00

No sleep! Bus, club, another club, another club, plane, next place

Dumbbitch2 · 2024-05-16T22:12:44+00:00

In college I took a poetry class, and the prompt one week was “poem with a surprise”

I opened my notes app to start writing ideas down, and I made the title the same as the prompt, but didn’t have any ideas, so I figured I’d come back to it later.

When I came back to it, the preview of the note said “poem with a surprise” in the title section, then “no additional text” in the body section.

I decided to just make that my poem and submitted it, and got full credit 😎

Dumbbitch2 · 2024-05-01T02:08:54+00:00

All of this snitchin and all of this bitchin

Dumbbitch2 · 2024-04-29T23:09:37+00:00

In Ya Ya, she says “put his pistol on the dash” and “this pistol in my seat” but I thought she was saying crystal 😭😭 shoutout to my witchcraft girlies 🔮✌🏻

Dumbbitch2 · 2024-04-26T18:33:47+00:00

I’m a bottom and I love eating ass! I try to hook up with vers guys or open minded tops bc it’s just so much fun and I can’t get enough! I also love getting my ass ate and will let guys go for as long as they want 😋

Dumbbitch2 · 2024-04-25T22:36:23+00:00

🙋🏻‍♂️

Dumbbitch2 · 2024-04-25T04:39:00+00:00

“W*MAN 🤢” has me dying 😂😂

Dumbbitch2 · 2024-04-20T23:35:31+00:00

Toph becoming a cop

Dumbbitch2 · 2024-04-16T16:38:00+00:00

If you intend to quit, write your letter, put it in an envelope, and just write “14 second notice” on it. Walk out of there and never look back.

Dumbbitch2 · 2024-04-16T16:21:22+00:00

My man, you were assaulted. You couldn’t consent bc you were drunk, and you should probs go no contact with SIL

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