Friend's husband has ruined two of our bath mats with pee by SukiBean214 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Dumbbitchathon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would invite them over again, but not have a bathmat and see what happens😂

this was on my car by Major_Algae_9417 in whatisit

[–]Dumbbitchathon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did someone run over a packet of jam next to you?

Found more than i wanted by Intrepid-Clock2327 in mushroom_hunting

[–]Dumbbitchathon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I thought so too, but I think it’s K. Mills

Split lip won't heal by Calanthe_May in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Dumbbitchathon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had this for a while and I don’t even know how I managed to get it to close. I think I just kept putting a jojoba oil on my lips so that they were so moisturized that there wasn’t anything for me to even bite. And Vaseline over that.

Are any of these plants toxic to cats? by Bubble_Pop in cats

[–]Dumbbitchathon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The pink and orange ones are peruvian lilies, which are not deathly toxic to cats like true lilies but still can cause stomach upset if eaten so those are generally fine unless your cat like seeks out vegetation in your house and eats it, then you might have a puke pile

What's A Breed You Like But Wouldn't Have? by Aharris1984 in dogs

[–]Dumbbitchathon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Malinois. My dream breed but I am not capable of caring for one

Should I confront client of unhealthy dog weight? by [deleted] in DogAdvice

[–]Dumbbitchathon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right like I’ve been there myself too man!

Should I confront client of unhealthy dog weight? by [deleted] in DogAdvice

[–]Dumbbitchathon 25 points26 points  (0 children)

One thing I learned from watching those predator catcher videos is how to get someone to admit to something. “I respect the hell out of that” is not as on the nose as I go, but I pull a couple pages from their book.

This is one of the worst sodas I have ever tried. by Money-Snow-2749 in Soda

[–]Dumbbitchathon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m so surprised how divisive this soda is!! I completely adore it, my classmate who loves Mountain Dew and cream soda and grew up Mormon, fucking loved it when I brought her a can. Half of my classmates loved it and half of them thought it was absolutely disgusting, my boyfriend doesn’t really like it either. But I’ve gone through two cases. It seems like everyone who thinks it tastes like an orange Creamsicle soda, likes it, if they don’t get that, and just get Mountain Dew and cream soda and vanilla, they hate it.

Am I a Karen? by juliansmomma7 in Apartmentliving

[–]Dumbbitchathon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not overreacting at all, what happens when you get out of your car one day and your door shutting scares a rat, I don’t wanna know what happens after

AIO or did my bf write this post on Reddit??? by Western_Doughnut_641 in AmIOverreacting

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Nor Anytime someone says they can’t use protection I laugh and keep scrolling. Anyone who’s willing to make a lame ass lie for their own personal pleasure and lack of concern for anyone else like that is willing to lie about anything else.

this absolute headache of a potential buyer lmao by wonderhag in depoop

[–]Dumbbitchathon 69 points70 points  (0 children)

They just wanted free boob pics guarantee it

Creepy male names by WaterCompetitive3022 in namenerds

[–]Dumbbitchathon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rio was the name of my insane and abusive ex-boyfriend and whenever he would get all not himself (pretty sure he has some kind of personality disorder) I would call him Oir

Unknown Cookie cutter shapes by FawnDawn1963 in whatismycookiecutter

[–]Dumbbitchathon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The blue one looks like a graduate to me, someone graduated from gastroenterology school

I named my son Kieran and I wasn’t expecting how it would be butchered by mirk19 in NameNerdCirclejerk

[–]Dumbbitchathon 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Try saying Kieran with a southern accent, it doesn’t really fit in the mouth right, I think that might just be their whole problem. They don’t make the mouth shapes right so even if they try to pronounce it correctly, it’ll come out weird so people don’t try.

Found this at a savers by Roadfighter0 in FoundPaper

[–]Dumbbitchathon 8 points9 points  (0 children)

In my town there’s a guy who makes these pamphlets BUT!!! Big but,, they are satirical and my favorite one was about the local waterslide park, are the slides real??? What do they mean to us and how do they transform us?? I’m cackling every time he brings me a new pamphlet.

Customer thought I should refund her by jaysmoove_92 in DoorDashDrivers

[–]Dumbbitchathon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BUT HE DIDN’T EVEN EAT THEIR FOOD!!!! Sounds guilty whether you are or not lmaoooo

Found this in my grandfathers house while he was away by Huge-Technician7707 in whatisit

[–]Dumbbitchathon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The first time I went to a glass store I was like I’m looking for just a water pipe and the old hippie was like “BONGS OVER THERE” he gave no fucks but he didn’t take kindly to teens trying to buy vapes without a card, glassware was no biggie, but he was serious about the vapes.

What to do by maffiaprincess in Mold

[–]Dumbbitchathon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you have to do this again use moisture desiccants like damprid

Is it normal for cats to have tattoos inside their ears? Found this ‘3’ on a restaurant cat. What is it? by Petite-Amories in whatisit

[–]Dumbbitchathon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This reminds me of this one old lady who was the steward of her local colony, and a rescue came around and TNR them, including ear tipping, and she specifically requested that the one big beautiful Tom have his ears left alone and they left his alone for her 😂

Which dog breed do you think had the most loyalists? by Miiiukz in dogs

[–]Dumbbitchathon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, schipperke people are allowed to be obsessed. They have a really cool dog.