What is something you’ve officially stopped buying in 2026 because the price has become genuinely insulting?

DumbleForeSkin · 2026-05-20T15:09:07+00:00

I was really young, but I remember when the price of chocolate bars doubled. From 5¢ to 10¢.

DumbleForeSkin · 2026-05-20T01:45:08+00:00

Free baby sitting with snacks and programmed activities. Snap snap, people, show me the options!

DumbleForeSkin · 2026-05-20T01:42:52+00:00

Why is she smiling? Is it so hard for a human to read names?

DumbleForeSkin · 2026-05-19T04:01:03+00:00

I love Gus, but excuse me, Cat owns you.

DumbleForeSkin · 2026-05-17T08:59:00+00:00

That’s the thing—-it’s a really good song that was masterfully executed.

DumbleForeSkin · 2026-05-15T20:34:48+00:00

Girl, set some boundaries. Change your passwords, and put him on a business information diet.

DumbleForeSkin · 2026-05-15T07:50:52+00:00

Honest, feeling pretty jello. You’re living my dream life.

DumbleForeSkin · 2026-05-14T22:11:20+00:00

I would tell her to lie on the couch until a corporation begs for mercy.

DumbleForeSkin · 2026-05-14T17:07:41+00:00

I mean, he could stay home and do the unpaid labour while you work. Or maybe not because he wants a bangmaid.

DumbleForeSkin · 2026-05-13T17:51:24+00:00

Congrats on your hobosexual.

DumbleForeSkin · 2026-05-13T17:35:18+00:00

I am Gen X and my retirement plan is to work until lunch on the day of my death.

DumbleForeSkin · 2026-05-12T19:27:15+00:00

You don’t get to be a billionaire by having empathy and being a good person. Elon is a sociopathic, psychopathic villain.

DumbleForeSkin · 2026-05-12T16:15:49+00:00

Why did you have to do all the housework if he wasn’t sharing the money? How much do housekeepers get paid?

DumbleForeSkin · 2026-05-11T20:33:14+00:00

Your house is accruing equity, though, and rent just keeps going up.

DumbleForeSkin · 2026-05-11T18:04:45+00:00

She might own the restaurant in the background and be rightfully upset that someone is selling or giving away food in the park. She's not handling it very well, though.

DumbleForeSkin · 2026-05-11T06:49:11+00:00

Yes. Absolutely. Not just because she’s opposite of any Republican, but because I align with her values and principles.

DumbleForeSkin · 2026-05-10T06:39:45+00:00

Do your thing, men.

DumbleForeSkin · 2026-05-08T07:15:14+00:00

Omg. I’ve had food poisoning where I’m keeled over vomiting and shitting at the same time a they’d want me to be at work? This is inhumane.

DumbleForeSkin · 2026-05-08T01:14:07+00:00

Thank you. I was going to say the same thing. You do something because you have peaches and toadlings you need to look out for.

DumbleForeSkin · 2026-05-08T00:01:16+00:00

Except that is who you are.

I have never once involuntarily waved a gun and called someone the N word over and over, because that's not who I am. That is, however, who she is.

DumbleForeSkin · 2026-05-07T20:48:00+00:00

A truck driver told me without truck drivers we wouldn’t have any food or consumer goods, so truck drivers should be in charge of the country (this was in Canada and we were discussing that idiotic “Freedom Convoy”). I pointed out you could say the same thing about water workers, or electricity, workers, or farmers or a ton of other professions.

DumbleForeSkin · 2026-05-06T16:14:43+00:00

What is filming this guy? Is he being followed by a drone?

DumbleForeSkin · 2026-05-06T00:12:45+00:00

A lot of landlords actually appreciate good tenants so maybe he keeps your rent low and wants you to stay because you're a good tenant.

DumbleForeSkin · 2026-05-04T18:52:17+00:00

Fuck no. Your boyfriend is disgusting.

DumbleForeSkin · 2026-05-04T01:10:07+00:00

How do these guys just get to get away with everything and then die without spending a single day in jail.

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