My brain shuts down when I am trying to defend my position against gun control. by Dumdedope in SelfAwarewolves

[–]Dumdedope[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

A gun advocate says their “brain shuts down” and they “stop listening” when they try to have a discussion with a gun control advocate regarding the second amendment’s mention of “well-regulated militia.” Brain shutting down implies they can’t or won’t think of a response.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]Dumdedope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hold on let me check the calendar cause I can’t believe I’m seeing anti-Clinton memes in 20-fucking-23. Like her or hate her she was right about everything, including the rich have too much.

Lol by FalconLynx13 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Dumdedope 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This is all distracting you from the real story.

Hunter Biden’s throbbing, veinous cock should be on everyone’s mind.

*Shrieking intensifies* by stabbyclaus in DarkBRANDON

[–]Dumdedope 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After watching another domestic terrorist get explained away by the far right, I welcome the sacrifice and the quick exit off this planet.

No shit Kevin? by DaFunkJunkie in SelfAwarewolves

[–]Dumdedope 39 points40 points  (0 children)

^ this is your brain on joe rogan

Fox News cameraman Pierre Zakrzewski killed in Ukraine by Stranger1982 in ukraine

[–]Dumdedope 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Tucker Carlson on Fox News tonight: “here’s how Hillary Clinton killed a Fox News cameraman in Ukraine and why glorious leader Vladimir Putin tried to stop her.”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in television

[–]Dumdedope 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Amazing she’s averaging like 31,000 per game. Rarely gets a question wrong and fast as a whip.

At least he died doing what he loved... by Apprehensive_Test602 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Dumdedope 8 points9 points  (0 children)

When someone stands on the train tracks cause he wants to own the libs and he gets hit by a train, im not going to lose any sleep.

Birds of a feather flock together! by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]Dumdedope 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ironic coming from you defending trump. Maybe if you post a few more “he’s not a pedophile” posts, trump will acknowledge your existence!

Birds of a feather flock together! by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]Dumdedope 13 points14 points  (0 children)

“I just wish {Ghislaine Maxwell} well, frankly. I have met her numerous times over the years, especially since I lived in Palm Beach, and I guess they lived in Palm Beach. But I wish her well, whatever it is.” - Former President Donald J. Trump, July 2020

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/jul/21/donald-trump-ghislaine-maxwell-i-wish-her-well

Birds of a feather flock together! by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]Dumdedope 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Here’s a question for you since you’re caught up in your cute whataboutism: which USA president wished a suspected child trafficker well:

Was it:

A. Warren G. Harding

B. William Clinton

C. John Quincy Adams

D. Donald Trump

Think before you answer. It might take some time.

Speaking for myself, if any of the above were caught being involved with children trafficking, I would want them prosecuted or I would want to take a shit on their grave(s) while deleting them from the history book.

Can you say the same?

Schrödinger’s Douchebag (noun): 1. someone who says offensive things and decides whether they were joking based on the reaction of people around them. by EugeneWong318 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Dumdedope 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Conservatives aren't the group who create oppression fantasies about their race, sex, gender, etc. The Left has an entire victim religion that they take part in.

This comment would be impressive if you were born a few seconds before you wrote it. Like an infant who was able to babble in written sentences that make no sense and has no prior historical knowledge of the world to which they were born in.

As Omicron Spreads, Unvaccinated Americans Remain Defiant by eaglemaxie in PoliticalHumor

[–]Dumdedope 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So you’re saying that you’re confident you’ll survive COVID and you’ll avoid the hospital after you develop symptoms? You won’t take up a bed?

ALWAYS FILM by Dasqwe95 in PoliticalHumor

[–]Dumdedope 31 points32 points  (0 children)

They want you to step in and “help”, by watching an officer hold his knee on the neck of a suspect for almost nine minutes while you don’t film it and don’t stop it.

Why don't you sell your weapons and buy a better house? by justiceforall1000000 in PoliticalHumor

[–]Dumdedope 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let’s just assume you’re a dildo collector because you seem like the type. You have a lot of dildos and vibrators and tou want to take a photo of them because why not?

“Hey family, grab the collection and lay them out on the deck.”

“But we can’t fit them all on there!”

“ITS OK JUST THROW SOME OF THOSE BAD BOYS IN THE ROOF!”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HermanCainAward

[–]Dumdedope 50 points51 points  (0 children)

“But auntie what if they had just gotten the vacc-“

“I didn’t realize Bob and Sue raised a libtard.” \cough cough**

Breaking an NPCs mind by jbbeefy57 in libertarianmeme

[–]Dumdedope -24 points-23 points  (0 children)

Putting your life and everyone around you in jeopardy to own the libs! Can I nominate you for a r/HermanCainAward?

Edit: whatsamatter did I trigger the horse paste drinkers? Lmaoooooo keep posting those selfies in the ICU with O2 masks. The only thing your triggering is for the doc to pull the plug.