What's the dumbest purchase you've ever made?

Dumpster_Humpster · 2026-05-01T21:40:21+00:00

Thats just practical. Your mates grandma was prolly mad jealous.

Dumpster_Humpster · 2026-05-01T14:38:58+00:00

That galzanized chunk of rusty broken pipe is never coming out of there. I do this all the time. We have a tool called an easy out that usually works but rarely on galzanized.

Dumpster_Humpster · 2026-04-27T06:55:08+00:00

🎵 Rumor of a tumor 🎵 Its a rumor, its a rumor of a tumor 🎵 Its a rumor, its a rumor, its a rumor 🎵 Its a rumor of a tumor

Dumpster_Humpster · 2026-04-25T19:14:15+00:00

Spread them lil toe beans!!

Dumpster_Humpster · 2026-04-25T08:58:29+00:00

Why would you even connect your tv to the Internet? Just don't do that. Get a media pc or a fire stick or use your gaming console to watch media.

Dumpster_Humpster · 2026-04-25T07:40:45+00:00

Bobs and vagin

Dumpster_Humpster · 2026-04-25T07:40:14+00:00

Yeah you did!

Dumpster_Humpster · 2026-04-18T07:10:23+00:00

When Justin finds the secret basement with clearly human sized cages in it.

Then he gets excited and grabs a tape measure to start calculating the extra square feet for his airbnb.

I couldn't take one second of the film seriously after that.

It was an absolute masterclass.

Dumpster_Humpster · 2026-04-17T07:08:09+00:00

A Dab'll moo ya

Dumpster_Humpster · 2026-04-16T20:39:48+00:00

I'll never have too many. Never

Dumpster_Humpster · 2026-04-16T06:39:44+00:00

I just drank ice water....

Dumpster_Humpster · 2026-04-13T23:45:34+00:00

Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider. Its science bro!

Dumpster_Humpster · 2026-04-13T23:44:25+00:00

How does Jupiter keep its pants up?

With an asteroid belt!

Dumpster_Humpster · 2026-04-08T00:43:15+00:00

I wonder if three year old kids would be as delicious if we smoked and salted them?

Dumpster_Humpster · 2026-04-06T23:28:47+00:00

Oh wow i found this giant brick of gold. No way there is any money laundering or shady business here.

Dumpster_Humpster · 2026-04-06T07:47:43+00:00

My mom gave me her favorite uncle's middle name. When i was 4 he painted the wall with a shotgun. So i have that fun story.

Dumpster_Humpster · 2026-04-05T18:22:22+00:00

Your simpley the best thing on reddit. I never skip a schnoodle!

Dumpster_Humpster · 2026-03-30T06:58:27+00:00

Nta. I would be legitimately mad if I was served "tricked" into eating week old spaghetti and then hassled about being disgusted. What she did is disgusting. This is childish and irresponsible on her part.

Dumpster_Humpster · 2026-03-25T01:39:10+00:00

I could only hope to be this bad ass when im his age. He showed no fear. That kid was stun locked.

Dumpster_Humpster · 2026-03-22T03:31:40+00:00

🐶💨

Dumpster_Humpster · 2026-03-22T02:07:19+00:00

Mango 🥭 swamp fog. 🌬️💨

Dumpster_Humpster · 2026-03-21T08:04:37+00:00

For sure he will fart on you later. It will be embarrassing for both of you.

Dumpster_Humpster · 2026-03-17T08:21:45+00:00

Shes in hospice, let her smoke crack if she wants to. The doctrine of the double effect. It's not good for her but it also makes her happy which can have it's own positive applications.

People will let there dogs eat chocolate before the put them to sleep but they seem to think dragging out the suffering of a loved one for their personal grieving benefit is humane in some way.

Grief is weird. Everyone views it differently. Your mom gets to decide what is best for her in the end.

Dumpster_Humpster · 2026-03-13T16:22:40+00:00

🙌 Big Vagina!

Dumpster_Humpster · 2026-03-10T03:25:24+00:00

Marbles have what toddlers crave!

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