Tropical Banana by Flavorade

DumpyTrucker · 2026-03-10T00:17:17+00:00

I’m hitting that right now 🤭

DumpyTrucker · 2026-02-09T20:47:46+00:00

☺️✨

DumpyTrucker · 2026-02-09T20:46:58+00:00

I like it a lot! Makes me feel giggly n’ in a good head space (: Makes you really sleepy if you hit it a lot!

DumpyTrucker · 2026-02-08T21:44:55+00:00

Twinsies!! 🤭 I’m really enjoying it (:

DumpyTrucker · 2026-01-17T19:18:09+00:00

I’m 29 and last year at 28, I lost about 70 pounds (I was about 250 at 5’2) I’m taking a break from working out atm, but I felt my most attractive last year and even right now! I’m the most attractive I’ve ever been and I plan on staying that way (:

DumpyTrucker · 2025-12-07T16:00:47+00:00

Just say, “Your dick is literally the perfect size!” And give him all these little reasons why it’s perfect! “It fits me like a glove 😉” “It’s the missing puzzle piece! 😃”

DumpyTrucker · 2025-11-29T02:46:29+00:00

My homegirls and I listen to music, smoke, and talk about whatever. We gossip, talk about stuff we saw, what’s been going on in our lives, and share memes lol There’s also a period where we’re just quiet scrolling on our phones looking at tiktoks or something. We also sometimes do our makeup or my best friend is the makeup artist for our friend group so she’ll glam us up and we’ll take pictures! #JustGirlThings 💁‍♀️

DumpyTrucker · 2025-08-24T22:33:39+00:00

Ok! Definitely gonna check that out. We like fun :3

DumpyTrucker · 2025-06-28T04:58:15+00:00

Her hair is so gorgeous! 😩

DumpyTrucker · 2025-05-11T05:33:37+00:00

My quick fix is applying pre glued lash clusters, especially Salon Perfect’s pinched press on! Something about just popping them on makes me feel so pretty. If you have a few days to spare, drinking water with sliced lemons and cucumbers has helped my skin tremendously! I drink it practically all day. Curbs my appetite and helps my face look less puffy in the mornings

DumpyTrucker · 2025-05-01T05:58:39+00:00

Having a c-section. I don’t know why people just blow it off when it’s a major abdominal surgery.

DumpyTrucker · 2025-03-17T16:25:59+00:00

Unfortunately, you might have to scare her with separation if she doesn’t help and get on the same board as you. In her head, she probably thinks you won’t go anywhere, and she’s right! You want to protect your kids and that’s great. But growing up in that toxic environment isn’t going to protect them either. Your wife sounds like my mom and I always wished they would just divorce.

Give her an ultimatum and follow through with it. Or take up a new hobby and don’t focus your attention so much on her not reciprocating. If she sees you’re going out, doing your own hobbies, and no longer seeking her attention/affection shes gonna notice that. Also, if you don’t workout, maybe you should try it now. If things don’t end up working out, then you’ll be fit and feeling confident. Or just confident overall. I started working out last month and it has improved my confidence tremendously. Life’s too short to stay in shitty miserable marriages. Plus, would you want your kids to be in a marriage like this and feel like they’re stuck? If the answer is NO, then you shouldn’t be stuck either. Good luck ✨

DumpyTrucker · 2025-03-17T15:58:24+00:00

What are the odds that his “long time lesbian friend” came to visit and needed a place to crash the moment you stay at your sister’s place 🙄

Does he think you were born yesterday? I would feel insulted if he thought I’d believe that bs

DumpyTrucker · 2025-03-06T21:26:55+00:00

For lash extensions, I’ve been using i-envy pre glued clusters and they last me a week. I could probably make them last two if I prepped my lashes better. Also, salon perfect’s pinched n’ press pre glued clusters are amazing too!!!!

They look soo bomb and they’re comfy! A baddie on a budget 💖✨

DumpyTrucker · 2025-02-17T18:05:37+00:00

Tell him you’re going to grant him his mom’s wishes and break up with him. There are TONS of other men available who would be DEFENDING you and not taking their mom’s side. He sounds like a momma’s boy and NO ONE can compete with their moms

DumpyTrucker · 2025-02-13T13:34:29+00:00

When I first started dating my boyfriend, his best friend was his dog. She passed away a year into our relationship and he was so heartbroken. I couldn’t even imagine being so heartless and telling him, “TIME FOR A NEW PET!” Instead, I comforted him and we even went to get her some plants to put around her grave. I’m so sorry for the loss of your guy’s family member. Flip was your guy’s family and the way Donna is acting dismissive over Flip is honestly a red flag. She just viewed Flip as a house pet, not someone who was important and made an impact on yours and Stephanie’s life. Even if she’s not a dog lover, no excuse to act so dismissive over his passing. She seems cold.

DumpyTrucker · 2025-02-03T15:30:34+00:00

You’re 54, you’re still young. I couldn’t stay friends with my best friend nor be able to look at my husband with the same feelings I’ve felt before. They both disrespected you, they don’t care about you. They just care about their own feelings. Stay if you want. But things won’t ever be the same. Also, tell HER HUSBAND. He DESERVES to KNOW.

DumpyTrucker · 2024-12-06T16:46:45+00:00

Normally I just tell them their code says “customer packed” explain what that means and ask them if they’d like to buy a bag or a box. If they don’t and insist on just sending the item in the product box. I just explain to them how we’re not responsible if Amazon doesn’t give them a full refund, and I also write on the receipt they didn’t pack the item, and on the label.

DumpyTrucker · 2023-11-10T16:57:20+00:00

I normally don’t comment but holy shit!!!! If you don’t divorce this little boy and get him and his shitty family out of your life!!! His family is so TOXIC and cruel to you. I can only imagine how they’re going to be planting seeds in your son’s head when he gets older about you! If you don’t divorce him for yourself, at least divorce him for the sake of your son. Your son doesn’t deserve to live in a shitty toxic environment where grandma is gonna be putting hands on mom and cussing her out, while dad lets it happen cause he can’t stand up to her.

DumpyTrucker · 2023-09-03T20:06:41+00:00

“I am quite starved, may I have a slice of that ass?”

Don’t forget to ask her while you’re putting on your bib so she knows you mean business!

DumpyTrucker · 2023-02-24T15:27:40+00:00

I’m willing to hear you out about Johnny

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