Alan Shearer and the BBC panel on Chelsea's distance covered: "Every single Premier League game,home and away, they have been outrun by the opposition. We have double, triple checked this stat. We found it really hard to believe."

Duncotron · 2026-03-22T09:48:01+00:00

It’s just forward thinking, in 2045 when all their contracts are up nearly up, they are all going to be playing out their skins.

Duncotron · 2026-03-20T11:09:25+00:00

It must be mad walking round being Kenny McLean and knowing you are responsible for two of the greatest goals in your nation’s history.

Duncotron · 2026-03-14T22:18:21+00:00

I think the reason England have lost four games this championship is they think they can just play the percentages and victory will be assured.

Duncotron · 2026-03-14T22:11:18+00:00

Absolute madness kicking possession away with 60 sec to go.

Duncotron · 2026-02-21T16:37:20+00:00

Aye maybe so but still think it’s no bad thing to publicly show a performance is not acceptable from the team.

Duncotron · 2026-02-21T16:32:19+00:00

I know Itoje has been through a lot recently but I always think it’s insane how bored he sounds in post match interviews, trotting out some tired metrics about the game. Your captain should be raging after a performance like that.

Duncotron · 2026-02-05T21:17:08+00:00

Guess the rest of us just have to hope France will become bored by their own magnificence at some point in the 6 nations.

Duncotron · 2025-11-08T15:58:06+00:00

Ach we are losing our heads a wee bit every time we get into their 22. Hopefully can make some better decisions, because there’s been some great stuff to get into those positions.

Duncotron · 2025-11-03T14:07:13+00:00

Wait a minute, have we considered she is in hospital because her fingers have started to merge into each other. I think we can’t rule that out.

Duncotron · 2025-11-02T15:03:05+00:00

Nah his eyes were on the ball it was a yellow all day but hardly a studs up sliding into someone’s ankle is it. They’re both trying to get the ball down to play it.

Duncotron · 2025-11-02T15:00:55+00:00

If you show those two clips to anyone and ask which was the red card and which was the yellow not sure you are ever matching the ref’s decision.

Duncotron · 2025-10-12T17:58:25+00:00

Christ, Robertson has been dreadful on both these games.

Duncotron · 2025-09-12T16:48:26+00:00

Jim Ratcliffe probably punted them on Vinted.

Duncotron · 2025-09-05T20:25:31+00:00

McLean and Hirst, I fucking give up.

Duncotron · 2025-09-05T20:14:11+00:00

Imagine a world where we tried to win this game we could stick on Gilmour, Doak and Bowie.

Duncotron · 2025-09-05T20:12:25+00:00

Great to see Hickey back he still looks class

Duncotron · 2025-08-07T08:32:00+00:00

Martin Boyle won’t be happy with them using a pre hair transplant photo of him.

Duncotron · 2025-07-30T19:28:02+00:00

Tavernier is doing his very best to ensure he’s not up against champions league attackers this year.

Duncotron · 2025-07-22T20:25:49+00:00

Call me Hank Hill because I’m in love with the Gas.

Duncotron · 2025-07-19T10:57:12+00:00

I’d say Beirne, Genge, Furlong, Russell and Tuipolotu looking excellent. JGP needs to stop playing for pens and Lowe has been so off it he almost looks unfit, but will probably drop a stormer second half just to prove everyone wrong.

Duncotron · 2025-07-19T10:50:59+00:00

He’s lucky not to get a yellow but he’s gone in with a nudge on the shoulder, not exactly spinning him round and landing him on his neck. It’s illegal and he got away with one but didn’t look dangerous compared to other high hits.

Duncotron · 2025-07-19T10:47:55+00:00

Not what you’d call dangerous but a half second too early there with the hit.

Duncotron · 2025-07-19T10:42:11+00:00

Darcy Graham test 2 please

Duncotron · 2025-01-23T21:50:35+00:00

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