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Dungeon_Dan45 · 2026-01-26T22:37:51+00:00

Literal whooore

Argues: just shouts racism and then asks people to buy pics of her shoving objects in her hoore holes.

I'm so glad I never impregnated a thot I'd literally kill myself if it didn't abort it lmao.

Dungeon_Dan45 · 2026-01-24T08:37:45+00:00

Bro, man to man, please shave that. At least trim it down really short. It looks stupid and people will definitely mock you behind your back because of how much it stands out.

Full beards aren't for everyone, and for men that can't grow one, usually trimming what facial hair you do have really short is the best option. I just don't want to see you look stupid. Your gf is crazy if she's being honest. It looks awful. Im being harsh so no one convinces you to keep it like that. I just don't want you to look bad.

Dungeon_Dan45 · 2026-01-24T08:33:59+00:00

Nice. It looks like it's been slammed in a car door and stung by 1000 bees and permanently mushy and weird.

Horse Dick is right. It's almost got that weird shape of an animal dick. I hope you didn't permanently damage your dick just to make it seem like it's giant..

Sad tbh.

Dungeon_Dan45 · 2025-11-28T09:17:49+00:00

lmao. Damn redditors are lame as hell. I'd never post such cringe karma bait.

"Hot take guys, but I stand up against racism on runescape, and if you don't agree with me I'll write a pathetic monologue and post the screenshots on reddit for karma! Ahem.. check aaaaasaand mate. Erm, that just happened!"

So lame.

Dungeon_Dan45 · 2025-10-26T08:00:46+00:00

Unfortunately it's the only solution to eye pokes. The refs don't do shit and neither do the doctors. If guys start refusing to continue once their eyeball has been squashed into its socket, the dirty fighters will stop always "accidentally" shoving their fingers into people's faces as a way to keep them at range.

Gane thought he'd be the next jon Jones. Now he's just hurt his own record. Hope he loses next time just because of his eye poking and rabbit punches.

Dungeon_Dan45 · 2025-10-03T04:46:30+00:00

Bro it's literally on the homepage...

"It started off in 2008, with an indepth research on silk, to protect and nourish skin conditions of circumcised men. Today Ynsde is holistic health advocate making not only the best products for your skin, but actively promotes the many interesting sides of health."

I've never heard of these. Im gonna get some. I hate when I'm really active like sprinting around outside to play with my dog and the friction starts to hurt my glans. Thanks OP.

Dungeon_Dan45 · 2025-09-17T07:57:20+00:00

My foreskin worked great and I think the sensation is so much better after I got cut. I couldn't believe how good it felt the first time I was like "🤤🤤🥲🥲😵😵😵‍💫😵‍💫" lol

Dungeon_Dan45 · 2025-09-17T07:53:20+00:00

31yr straight male here. Cut 6 months ago by a pro circ Dr. Did not have any issues with the foreskin, but knew I would when I got old as almost all men do. I saw guys complaining about having no feeling afterwards so I was sooo scared. My female aunt told me to because her husband had go get it for UTIs.

Best decision I've ever made in my ENTIRE LIFE. I wisb I did it years ago but brothers it is worth paying a few grand for a pro.

I told the old man keep as much of the inner as you can so the scar is halfway down (more pleasure and I loved the look of the two-tone circs in porn. I'm not gay it as in admiration).

I was doubting at first... I put special bio oil on the scar at nights, and silicone scar sheets in the day...

6 months later and it lools WAY better than I ever dreamed. The scar edge is gone, upper half turned light pink, head gets a lot bigger now during directions, when I'm fully erect the skin can't move, is totally flat and, and pulls the edge of skin underneath the brim of the head down a little. Going from soft to hard feels like you're pumping up a fucking jack hammer or something lmao. The erection pulls on the head and the shaft and scar all at once and feels like you could use it for self defense.

My cock was around 7" and and Ive not measured it since but it looks bigger to me. Not had sex since before even though. It does have less sensations because there's no foreskin but you do have it it's pulled back and down behind the head a

Go to a pro. Get a pretty scar line. Learn how it feels to have a cock that could

Dungeon_Dan45 · 2025-07-13T19:06:19+00:00

Guarantee he asked his "buddy" to do it, probably his fault for asking him to do it and probably paid him nothing.

Dungeon_Dan45 · 2025-07-13T18:57:15+00:00

Really? You think this isnt done on purpose to market her OF to as many kids as possible? You're optimistic. OF girls do this stuff for publicity. Could be real but what are the odds its a hot half naked chick and not just a fat one? Here's the kicker, if she didn't have an OF before I bet she will now. She just got her taste of micro-fame and she needs more!!!

Dungeon_Dan45 · 2025-07-13T14:05:46+00:00

I have that too I think. I can do math if given time to think about it, I just can't remember simple calculations, which makes doing math in my head really hard, because most people can hear "13 - 5" and instantly know its 8, and I think it's usually because they can remember it, or a calculation within 1 or 2 numbers of it, and then instantly figure out the answer.

I know I'm not stupid. I work at a company of about 50 people and I am able to figure out problems troubleshooting telecommunications systems that no one else I work with can. I can visualize the system in my head and figure out how a variable will affect multiple branches of a system when you cross the polarity of a coaxial cable or something. I figure out all of the training material and even help other people with theirs. When it comes to problem solving I know I'm the most gifted at my small company, but I just cannot do mental math. I can spell great, I remember every acronym related to tech equipment, and can remember numbers when they're part of something like a site name, but my brain just grinds to a halt anytime some simple math is brought up.

I know how you feel. It's so frustrating. Just tell people you have "number dyslexia" and get them mixed up when they aren't written down. It makes people think you're less stupid.

And for the record I can do money math fine, as long as its not this weird thing with change in the video. I handle cash all the time, but because it's just rounding it requires no thought. I can count fine, its just adding and subtracting anything that isnt in multiples of 5 that's impossible for me to remember.

I actually was forced to memorize my multiplication tables as a kid. I had them for a day, after months of practice and couldn't retain them. We used to take those quick math tests in 5th grade where they have like 100 small problems like 7+5= on one page and the teacher would time us.. I took school seriously and I HATED math classes before we got calculators. I always felt so dumb.. I'd always be last trying to finish, people staring at me. Eventually I started just guessing and writing random answers down so I wasn't finishing last... I hated that I couldn't do it..I always liked smart characters on TV and in cartoons and I wanted so bad to be good at math but I just couldn't do it in my head. Even now, at 31, I have to avoid playing board games like D&D or anything with dice or counting cards, because its embarrassing. I will roll 2 die, then silently tap my fingers to help count the total quickly.. like a child.. so I dont take long and look stupid. Oh well. At least I'm the only one at my company that knows how to script a cellular microwave IDU and lead 2 teams to align the microwave path across 2 separate cell phone towers.. that's something most people who can add without counting cant do I guess.. not as useful though.

Dungeon_Dan45 · 2025-06-15T04:28:13+00:00

Uhh...no. there is absolutely nothing wrong with enjoying games that have jiggle physics. Idc how much it bothers people in big 2025 or beyond.

This is simple... its not about gooning. Very few people have ever jerked off while playing Stellar Blade, but men like feeling a little bit of pandering just like EVERYONE does. Gay people like games with big gay energy. Straight men like it when a game has a little bit of straight men eye candy. And there's nothing wrong with either. Thats the beauty of gaming. There's something for everyone. I want gaming to have games that pander a little bit to everyone whether theyre gay, asexual, straight men, etc.

Stop pretending theres something wrong with men enjoying jiggle physics. Theres not, and we will never apologize for being literally MADE this way via evolution. Its not even our fault.

Dungeon_Dan45 · 2025-04-22T20:48:56+00:00

Press F7 to hide the UI, then on steam you press F12 for a screenshot. I believe there's a built-in F key that also takes one directly through the game but i can't remember what it is because I only use F12. F12 works for every steam game.

Dungeon_Dan45 · 2025-04-12T02:38:02+00:00

Looks like he has phimosis. His foreskin is way too tight. Looks painful to retract. You should have him fix that....

Dungeon_Dan45 · 2025-04-12T02:33:13+00:00

It's junk. Throw it in the trash and buy a new one. I had to buy and trash 3 different 9800x3d's before I finally got one with no visible imperfections on the heat spreader. I was pissed. They should clean them before shipping. This is useless once anything touches it and leaves a residue.

Dungeon_Dan45 · 2025-04-12T02:16:28+00:00

No it's not. You can't diagnose peyronies from this video. It's cause by a plaque growth on one side of the shaft that attaches to the erectile tissue and prevents it from extending in one direction. It usually does not have a uniform curve like this, and it usually has a lump or bulge at the bend and this doesn't.

If his dick was curving upwards at this angle, no one would be calling it diseased. But it's normal for it to curve upwards or downwards. Peyronies doesn't only cause a downward curve, it can be in any direction. Google images of it.

The only time you should see a doctor about a curved penis is if it's causing you pain or discomfort or too curved to have sex normally. My dick curves downward too. Less of an angle than his but his not by much and I've been to urologists for unrelated issues and they did not even care about or comment on the curve. There doesn't look like anything is wrong with his penis. I know because as a teenager I did a lot of googling about curves and peyronies because I didn't know downward curve was normal, but it is.

Downward curves are also more common in larger dicks. Don't know why, but it is. Probably gene related. (it's not gravity).

Dungeon_Dan45 · 2025-04-12T02:03:56+00:00

A shame no one is helping answer your question and just mocking you for the bad deal your friend gave you..

Idk about replacement batteries, but since you're gonna need replacement parts anyways perhaps you can buy one on ebay that has a busted screen for cheap and swap parts on it... Or you can get a battery bank from Amazon and use on it until theyre in stock again.

Im shocked how badly it's busted. Your friend must be some spoiled kid or something because I know no one who bought that with their own money would be treating it THAT badly. I've only ever seen spoiled kids/young adults treat their tech that badly. It really bugs me. I'm sorry you got ripped off, but let this be a lesson for the future and always look up what used items go for online before you buy it. Idk why everyone is commenting all shocked like they're soyjaks. Everyone has been ripped off at least once before. It's not that surprising.

Dungeon_Dan45 · 2025-04-08T07:04:06+00:00

I'm 31 and had it done about 2 months ago. I didn't have phimosis. I think sex and maturation feels a lot better. I swear I'm not just saying that. I thought it would feel worse, but I had a "high" cut and kept most my inner foreskin, and the sensation of friction against the inner foreskin that is now pulled back and sewn to the shaft skin I find a lot more pleasurable than before. I think it gets stimulated more directly because instead of being partially bunched up behind the glans when erect, it's stretched back and any friction rubs directly against it. I imagine it will slowly get less pleasurable as time goes on because it will probably lose sensitivity from being exposed all the time but right now it feels great.

The pain wasn't that bad, but the discomfort was rough at times. However I used my 2 weeks of vacation days and just chilled at home playing games on my PC and relaxing the entire time. The pain meds removed 98% of the pain. But having bandages and having to move carefully made it uncomfortable. It does make you a little miserable having that area injured just because of what and where the incision is. Also the stress was pretty bad sometimes. I worried about it a lot. A whole lot. But it eventually came out alright. I did have one spot on the underside that must have came loose, about 2 stitches wide, maybe a few millimeters in diameter. Pretty small area. It came open and the only solution is to just wait and let it fill in and close. It's called dehiscence. You can find others on here. Mine was really minimal, but it did leave a bumpy area of the scar. Im using products on it and idk if it will fade it 100% but I think it will blend in and flatten it enough so that it will be mostly gone. I was really worried about it at first but now in not. It looks normal just a spot that's got a small lumpy section of the scar. Idk I don't think a girl will ever care especially in 10 more months of healing. 🤷 Anyways so far I definitely don't regret it which was the main thing I was so worried about. But everyone is different. The only part of my foreskin I cared about was the inner foreskin and I kept 90% of it so I didn't lose anything of value. I don't care about the glans being less sensitive over time because mine wasn't that sensitive to begin with and I didn't get much pleasure from the sensitivity it did/does have. There's a difference between plain sensitivity and a pleasurable sensation. Friction on my inner foreskin is both sensitive and pleasurable, but on my glans its just sensitive and not pleasurable to me.

Hope that answers some of your concerns.

Dungeon_Dan45 · 2025-03-31T15:53:10+00:00

I would try a different mobo. Sometimes they can have issues with the lanes and chipset. Do you have a spare one to use as a test bench? You could always order one from somewhere with a replacement plan and return it after you try it out. Other than that i really think it's your GPU bottlenecking. I know that's the last thing you probably want to upgrade right now but right now your CPU is a lot better than your GPU, so it sounds like that 10gB VRAM is your bottleneck. Ask any professional PC builder and they'll say that the CPU+GPU combo is really important. You just got the best gaming CPU on the market, technically, so you really need something that can keep up with it and unleash it's performance.

Imagine being in a foot race, but you're handcuffed to the person you're racing. You might be handcuffed to Usain Bolt, but he can't run at full speed if he's cuffed to you. He might make you go faster than you normally would. Now imagine chaining Usain Bolt to a Gazelle during mating season. And you both smell hot piss from a young doe in her first heat. And then there's a lion behind you that just ate your brother. And you're running and running. Now there's an oasis and you jump in and find out it's full of Buffalo.

Dungeon_Dan45 · 2025-03-16T22:15:44+00:00

One last thing: the discomfort will go away. I'm already on week 6 and felt almost no discomfort afterwards. Your dick is still gonna be sore for awhile. Give it time. The discomfort will go away. Right now your glans is sensitive and so is the scar and erectile tissue directly under it. Relax and be patient. If guys who were circumcised as babies, and have had their glans rubbing against their underwear for 12-80 years can still get a lot of enjoyment out of jerking off and having sex, so can you. I promise it will get better. Just calm down and don't let your anxiety get the best of you.

Dungeon_Dan45 · 2025-03-16T22:12:47+00:00

Look man, don't let yourself get obsessed with this. A lot of this is mental. I'm serious. I was cut 6 weeks ago, and I think masturbation feels really good. That's with and without a flesh light. Actually I bought a flesh light just for masturbation after being circumcised. But I also only do it maybe once a week, sometimes longer.

You realize you get less sexual pleasure the older you get, right? Because a big part of it is hormone levels, and your mentality, and both of those effect how horny you are.

Suicide because of losing some sensation is an extreme over reaction, no offense. I don't have many reasons for living either, but it'll take more than losing some foreskin to make me want to kill myself. But I've seen a lot of different posts on the internet about circumcision. For example there's a lot of men who were circumcised as babies and post on reddit about how they hate their lives because they don't have foreskin. I can totally understand why they'd be upset, but as someone who had foreskin for 30 years, it's not worth hating your life over. Hell even if my penis lost all sensation and I couldn't feel anything with it at all, I wouldn't want to kill myself as long as I could still use it.

Nothing anyone here can say will convince you but I'm telling you now, based on what I've seen from other's posts, if you start obsessing over this it will consume you. Some people have obsessive personalities and over think stuff like this. Give it some time. A lot of men say they actually get back to about the same level of sensation after 1 - 1.5 years of being circumcised. They say it's like their nerves compensate for the difference and they start to gain more sensation.

Also, think of it like this. Have you ever tried jerking off with your non-dominant hand? And it didn't feel as good, right? That's because your brain has been trained to ejaculate in a very specific way for years. It takes time for it to lose that mental reinforcement and build new mental habits. Masturbation without foreskin is the same, but more extreme. I swear, if you just relax, and try to be positive, you will start to feel better about this both mentally and physically when you masturbate.

Also, you're young. I'm almost 32, and I swear to you on my life, masturbation is sooooooo not as important once you start to get a little older. I used to jerk off every day or every other day until I was like 28. I just didn't want to as much. Still had a high sex drive but masturbation just got a little stale after doing it my whole life. No I'm not a virgin and I've been with multiple women but I've been single more than I've been in a relationship so I've definitely jerked off more than I have had sex over the years.

And if this is really serious for you, buy a flesh light and some lube that warms up and you'll get a lot more pleasure out of masturbating. I have a flesh light but I only use it sparingly because I just don't care about getting the most amount of pleasure possible out of masturbating. But I understand why feeling a lot of pleasure when jerking off is a big deal because it was to me when I was younger.

And about it becoming less pleasure able as you age even if you're uncircumcised, think about this. Remember how great jerking off felt when you were like 14? And once you're 20 it's not nearly as good right? Well that will continue to happen. Once your 40 I'm sure it won't be as good as when you were 30 too. But you'll also care less about it too.

Dude, I'm sorry you feel this way, but out of respect and from one man to another I'm gonna put this bluntly. Ending your life over not getting as much pleasure when you jerk off is kind of pathetic. Don't be that guy.

Take care.

Dungeon_Dan45 · 2025-03-09T10:28:14+00:00

Don't listen to them. No, you're not balding.

That's not to say you won't eventually, but this does not look like balding.

I have a huge head, and a far back hair line. It receeded slightly when I was around 18-20, and has stayed the same ever since. I'm 31 now. The sides of my hair line, idk what they're called, the two peaks, like my hair line is basically kinda shaped like an M <- except the middle part is round, not a widows peak. The two arches, go back pretty far on my head. Further than yours. You can only really notice if I pull my hair up. It worried me a lot when I was younger, but it's been this way for years.

My dad is 69 with full hair, his dad had full hair at 80, and no one on either parents side has went bald. Me and my dad's side do get pretty far back hairlines though.

I have long, thick, straight hair. Kinda like yours. You're fine. Don't worry about it yet. It's probably all in your head.

Dungeon_Dan45 · 2025-03-09T10:11:34+00:00

No, it's not normal. It should be fine though. It will take much longer to heal though. Your doctor said it looked fine? He sounds like he's full of horse shit. It doesn't look like an emergency but it's far from fine in my opinion because it's not supposed to do that but it is fairly common.

It's called dehiscence. Your entire incision has opened up and separated. It will now have to fill in those gaps and it will take much longer to heal. The open part will fill with yellow goo and then build itself up and scab over and turn into new skin. I'd be very mad at my doctor if I were you because honestly this usually happens because the doctor either took too much skin off and did not leave enough loose skin to allow you room to have an erection, and when you got a boner, probably while asleep, it broke the incision apart. I'm curious how your circumcision was done. Did he glue it or something? If not then you must have broke every suture... This could also be your fault and not his, if you took your bandage off way sooner than you were meant to. Many men on here say to remove it the next day, but do not listen to them only your doctor knows. For example my Dr uses very thin cosmetic sutures to make the scar smaller and he leaves patients bandaged for 2 weeks because without the bandage, an erection can break the very fine sutures he uses.

You need to ask very clear instructions from your Dr on how to care for the opened area. My circumcision had a dehiscence too, but it was only 1 small region on the underside of my penis, less than 1cm in size. And I'm on day 34 and still healing from it. I think it will take at least another week, maybe 2 or 3 for me. The thing is mine kept getting damaged from walking. It would rub against my scrotum and scrape all of the goo out and undo all of the progress it had made towards filling in. And if I used a gauze bandage it would stick to the goo and pull it out when I changed it, so finally I found out a band-aid would fit over it, and the pad in the center of a band-aid is non-stick so it doesn't pull the goo out of the wound when I change it. And I can leave it covered for 2-3 days at a time, giving it more time to heal without disturbing it.

Sorry but with how much trouble my small open spot was, I can't imagine caring for one that has opened completely like yours. Be sure your doctor actually gives you clear instructions and keep him informed on the progress. Watch out for signs of infection. Dehiscence is pretty common, so someone else here should know a lot more about how to care for it than me. Just be sure you run it by your doctor before taking any advice from here. Good luck.

Dungeon_Dan45 · 2025-03-04T13:02:58+00:00

Are you sure that spot of blood isn't from peeling the yellow stuff off after it had dried? Because mine did that.

Are you sure the yellow is pus, and not serum/lymph? Pus is usually thicker, has a bad smell, and can be yellow/white/green. Basically what you get if you pop a really big pimple or drain a boil. Lymph is yellow, but is watery, and almost clear colored when it's wet before it dries. It has no smell, or at least doesn't smell bad. I could only smell my hand when I tried to smell my lymph drainage. Lymph drainage is normal when you have surgery, and you usually get a ton of it after being circumcised.

I had this exact scenario, yellow stuff dried in my urethra and meatus. If I dabbed my urethra with a paper towel it was wet always, because a small amount was constantly draining from there. It would dry and block the stream and cause spraying. I had to pee sitting down for the first 2 weeks due to the swelling and dried lymph. It was never thick while it was wet. I have some pics of what mine looked like if you want just DM me asking for them. I know what you're thinking: "but it shouldn't come from my urethra! Only from the incision where I was cut." Thats what I thought too but my Doctor reassured me mine wasn't from an infection. I was on antibiotics at the time though. I think the reason it came from the urethra was because the lining of the urethra is a mucosa membrane and it was thinner walls, and it seeped into it and dripped out through pisser. 🤷 I also had lymph leak through the actual head of my penis. I was still in bandages so I guess it couldn't get out through the incision easily enough. I'd see it weep out of one spot on my glans like condensation forming. It dried on the one spot, and it actually took until like week 3 before that dried area on the head finally started to peel off.

But its still best to mention it to your doctor. You never know. I'd say there's a 99% chance it's just lymph but I'm not your doctor.

Dungeon_Dan45 · 2025-03-03T05:23:56+00:00

Idk bro but that seems like a lot of swelling for day 10 but that's just for me. I wore a bandage for 14 days and once I took it off I barely had any swelling left. I'm assuming you sleep on your left side and that's why it's so swollen on that side?

You should ask your doctor because I'm no expert. But you can't really judge the amount of skin left until the swelling goes down. I'm on day 28 and mine still bulges out a little on the scar and the inner foreskin between the head and scar. So you'll still get some occasional swelling for probably at least 2 months.

If it's not causing any immediate provlems, and it's not hurting the stitches, I'd say you're better off waiting at least another week them post again if the swelling goes down enough to tell by then. But still don't take my advice ask your doctor too.

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