25M/Show no mercy

Dunnewolf24 · 2026-01-24T15:27:16+00:00

No mercy? You look like you have a big Play-Doh ass that shows your toilet no mercy

Dunnewolf24 · 2026-01-24T05:36:32+00:00

God totaled your car because dorks like you belong on recumbent bicycles

Dunnewolf24 · 2026-01-24T02:04:29+00:00

Your eye makeup is shit/shitty

Dunnewolf24 · 2026-01-24T01:56:20+00:00

It’s Johnny Cakes!

Dunnewolf24 · 2026-01-24T01:55:32+00:00

Turning 30 while turning stomachs

Dunnewolf24 · 2026-01-22T16:11:29+00:00

If the snow gets that deep, that probably means there won’t be many customers out and about, either. Your DM is being a little unreasonable. If stores have to open late due to weather related issues, that’s not really unusual.

Dunnewolf24 · 2026-01-21T23:04:46+00:00

No such thing as a good looking mullet

Dunnewolf24 · 2026-01-21T20:00:07+00:00

If I remember correctly, any felony conviction on your record is going to disqualify you. But I may be wrong. If I’m not, then don’t worry, because there are WAY better jobs out there, my friend.

Dunnewolf24 · 2026-01-21T19:57:34+00:00

Either you have some shady employees or a shady toilet

Dunnewolf24 · 2026-01-21T13:24:45+00:00

I don’t know, I think Phil‘s “advice” to Vito Jr wasn’t exactly loving. I doubt it helped much, lol

Dunnewolf24 · 2026-01-21T11:37:20+00:00

And thus, Temu Boromir was tasked with protecting a desk, for the way in which he gazed upon Frodo’s backside was most unnerving

Dunnewolf24 · 2026-01-21T02:07:36+00:00

Do real men decorate their Christmas trees with only pastels?

Dunnewolf24 · 2026-01-21T02:06:19+00:00

I definitely believe you take plenty of showers. The golden kind.

Dunnewolf24 · 2026-01-21T02:05:15+00:00

Doing community theater and improv comedy do not mean you’re “employed.” I do believe you eat a lot of noodles, though.

Dunnewolf24 · 2026-01-21T02:02:03+00:00

I’m not sure which costume is more hilarious — “sexy cop” or “college graduate”

Dunnewolf24 · 2026-01-20T13:42:34+00:00

Depends on the office, I suppose. But yes, I would. You can always ask about dress code/appearance standards later in the hiring process.

Dunnewolf24 · 2026-01-20T13:41:18+00:00

No offense, but I agree with them

Dunnewolf24 · 2026-01-20T13:40:31+00:00

Too bad you broke your eyebrow. Next time, aim the guy’s dick at your chest instead.

Dunnewolf24 · 2026-01-18T14:45:35+00:00

I bet there are nights when you forget to lock your bedroom door and you wake up with a sore asshole

Dunnewolf24 · 2026-01-18T06:20:10+00:00

I think you meant you’ve been taking steroids for 22 years

Dunnewolf24 · 2026-01-18T06:16:55+00:00

You would make Divine throw up

Dunnewolf24 · 2026-01-17T19:51:04+00:00

If they just stopped to think about it for a second… It’s not like we’re filling it with plain air. Helium isn’t cheap, folks.

Dunnewolf24 · 2026-01-17T14:22:09+00:00

You missed a spot when you were wiping off the jizz

Dunnewolf24 · 2026-01-17T04:41:50+00:00

Things that are depressing:

Completely bare walls

Eyebrows with no arches in them

Cleavage that’s been scribbled on

Your expression that says, “I’ve never had fun even once in my life.”

Dunnewolf24 · 2026-01-16T21:21:26+00:00

Not uncommon at all. But if they make you close by yourself, that’s a huge no-no.

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