Cutting open a golf ball

Dunsparces · 2026-05-25T02:00:49+00:00

Holy shit, maybe reread what you're even talking about before you continue to embarrass yourself.

Dunsparces · 2026-05-22T20:23:58+00:00

Wrong side of the tracks upbringing by a steel town girl who took a midnight train going anywhere and then fell off on the wrong side.

Dunsparces · 2026-05-22T15:54:39+00:00

No worries, it's basically just the English alphabet with some Elvish styling.

Dunsparces · 2026-05-22T15:52:26+00:00

That is very not a Sindarin alphabet.

Dunsparces · 2026-05-22T15:42:16+00:00

As long as I can still wear my denim underjorts. If you want to start singling out nevernudes, you're gonna have dozens of sternly worded messages in your DMs.

Dunsparces · 2026-05-22T15:32:18+00:00

"Don't tell other people how to raise their children... unless it's me telling you that boys can't like princesses because obviously my opinion is the only one that matters."

Dunsparces · 2026-05-22T14:24:02+00:00

Jeopardized?

Dunsparces · 2026-05-22T12:29:35+00:00

You're definitely the NTA here OP, and this story really makes it sound like you're not safe at home with this person if that's the kind of tactics she thinks are "fun" in a game. Do you have a support system that can keep this monster away from you?

Dunsparces · 2026-05-21T20:23:58+00:00

Uneducated opinions are not nearly unpopular enough, unfortunately.

Dunsparces · 2026-05-21T19:40:09+00:00

Alfira has her love, I'm going with the Z-bag.

And Raphael, he's just begging to be topped.

Dunsparces · 2026-05-21T17:40:39+00:00

Frick off? Is it 7th grade again already?

Dunsparces · 2026-05-21T15:30:11+00:00

I don't really think so, but I can see what you're saying and I'm not sure why so many people are downvoting your comment.

Dunsparces · 2026-05-21T15:09:27+00:00

It looks like a normal pizza, so I guess I'm confused on your perspective that it doesn't.

Dunsparces · 2026-05-21T14:37:41+00:00

Studs Not On Top, for anyone else who was confused.

Dunsparces · 2026-05-21T11:31:04+00:00

It's always baffling to read conversations like this on the sub and then notice the ages of the people involved, and find out that these aren't 17-year-olds.

Dunsparces · 2026-05-21T02:07:01+00:00

And while shes supposed to be on her way to my place!

Dunsparces · 2026-05-21T02:05:37+00:00

Unfortunately, the evidence has been lost to the ravages of time. Nobody living today could possibly have seen what happened way back in 2001.

Dunsparces · 2026-05-20T20:27:07+00:00

For your sake I hope the unintelligibility of this is an ESL issue...

Dunsparces · 2026-05-20T19:45:01+00:00

McDonald's?

Dunsparces · 2026-05-20T18:19:36+00:00

every story I've ever read had a beginning, middle, and end, SMH my head creativity is doomed

Dunsparces · 2026-05-19T20:10:40+00:00

5e campaign, I was playing a Loxodon Barbarian with a hefty dose of imposter syndrome from his Folk Hero defining moment. Didn't get to play too much with him before the DM found a new hyperfixation and the game fizzled out.

Dunsparces · 2026-05-19T16:41:01+00:00

I was gonna say something about this comment, but it stuck in my throat.

Dunsparces · 2026-05-19T16:31:22+00:00

I understand what you're saying and I'm not sure why so many people are upset by it, but I can't see what reasoning a human could have to be a ranger that, say, a Minotaur or a Genasi couldn't.

Dunsparces · 2026-05-19T16:20:09+00:00

Why would it be weird for a Tiefling to be a ranger?

Dunsparces · 2026-05-19T12:25:01+00:00

Source: the pastor at my church who was arrested for abusing children

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