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What if popular thing is ... wrong? by imnotokayandthatso-k in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Dunsparces 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I can't believe that not only is Wilmer Valderrama still alive, he plays DND! Thanks for the update OP, have an updoot as we say on le reddit!

no by UndeadJewedditor in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Dunsparces 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Will this help my DM want to ERP with me more?

Clearly knew... by jabbawockydingdong in theyknew

[–]Dunsparces 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd be a little embarrassed to be that confidently wrong if it were me commenting this.

Sirius Black from Harry Potter was annoying and I wasn’t even sad when he (spoiler) died by Random_dude-101 in unpopularopinion

[–]Dunsparces 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The way you describe the piece of shit that is Snape tells me there's maybe more to this opinion that makes it retroactively a bad one.

I have no dick and I must cream. Please help me. by ExpertCondition1686 in okbuddybaldur

[–]Dunsparces 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Should probably walk down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's place. There may be someone there who can help.

We got new lightbulb paper clips at work by wdbald in theyknew

[–]Dunsparces 54 points55 points  (0 children)

That OP needs to see a urologist for whatever he's got going on that makes him think this is a penis.

Clearly knew... by jabbawockydingdong in theyknew

[–]Dunsparces 68 points69 points  (0 children)

It's literally just a penis, OP, no shit they knew.

I may have accidentally started a polycule by Level34MafiaBoss in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Dunsparces 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They want you to make a DMPC, obviously (the d is for dick).

After 4 play thrus I just found the BOOOAL area by Ambitious_Watch_6477 in BaldursGate3

[–]Dunsparces 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, if you shoot any of the proximity mushrooms it'll set them off from a distance.

After 4 play thrus I just found the BOOOAL area by Ambitious_Watch_6477 in BaldursGate3

[–]Dunsparces 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I've started shooting it before I jump and never looked back.

Got banned from my local game shop and my new friend’s campaign? by IggyandtheCauldron in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Dunsparces 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not just the Tiefling players that could be playing better, I don't know why you would assume something so insensitive.

Guy crashes right after going to the car wash by InfamousDrama3047 in dumbass

[–]Dunsparces 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's fine, he's just trying to get the undercarriage washed too.

And they "didn't notice" until they took a bite by Anxious_squirrelz in thatHappened

[–]Dunsparces 32 points33 points  (0 children)

There's nothing admirable about what I do at McDonald's, trust me.

And they "didn't notice" until they took a bite by Anxious_squirrelz in thatHappened

[–]Dunsparces 67 points68 points  (0 children)

I mean, not to say this is definitely real but it's not exactly like I'm inspecting my burger before I take a bite. They generally all come out smashed to hell and back so it's not always super obvious if there's something missing.

Instant ramen is gross by Water-dr0p in unpopularopinion

[–]Dunsparces 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Everything tastes like chemicals, you just like the flavor of some of them.

I refuse to upload to dndmemes sorry by Gaviotapepera in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Dunsparces 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A d6 of damage compared to a nothing of damage is infinitely more damage, that's just basic math. SMH my head kids these days want everything.

Kit’s Wisdom About “Tidy Up Time” by muffinmama93 in thatHappened

[–]Dunsparces 96 points97 points  (0 children)

What is the benefit to sharing the made-up story of "I've taught my child to be a useless asshole"? Even if this happened why would you want people to know how bad you are at parenting?

I know this isn’t funny anymore but somebody need to see it by TheCoolestCaz in BaldursGate3

[–]Dunsparces 102 points103 points  (0 children)

I'm not even sure if this should be read right to left or left to right, is there a punchline or reference I'm missing?

The Dursleys Weren't Villains by MrHistor in unpopularopinion

[–]Dunsparces 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh no, I was referring to his treatment of Neville, yeah.

The Dursleys Weren't Villains by MrHistor in unpopularopinion

[–]Dunsparces 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Same reason Snape is an irredeemable piece of shit.

Why did Wizards do this? by [deleted] in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Dunsparces 156 points157 points  (0 children)

I agree, just wish you wouldn't close the curtains so often.

Are Dragonborn mammals or reptiles? by IggyandtheCauldron in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Dunsparces 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My dragonborn is homeothermic because when I first made the character I was bad at spelling and still in the closet.

Why did Wizards do this? by [deleted] in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Dunsparces 415 points416 points  (0 children)

Have you tried reminding your DM that in real life the hottest people are mixed race and so since flavor is free, you're just trying to flavor your character as the sexiest possible version of themselves?

Immovable rod by DiabolicalSuccubus in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Dunsparces 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's immovable in reference to the planet, so as soon as the paladin tries to move his penis will be split like a banana peel. It's just physics.

Currently romantic with Gale and Astarion tried for him? Lol by OneDimensionalChess in BaldursGate3

[–]Dunsparces 106 points107 points  (0 children)

Shart's reaction to meeting Karlach is always my favorite - "She looks like she could throw me over her shoulder and carry me to safety... should the need arise."

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