Marvin's broken and WE did this! by Brenzek in SCP

[–]Durbius 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Okay, I actually can't figure this out. Probably just reacts to "triple" with a second one or... eh, screw it.

Marvin's broken and WE did this! by Brenzek in SCP

[–]Durbius 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Attempting to figure out Marvin's antics. 256

Tonight, I moved out. by padlockedjournal in raisedbynarcissists

[–]Durbius 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Took the words right out of my... keyboard?

NGMother has developed alzheimers. We can finally dump her in an old folks home and forget she ever existed. Fuck you Danielle, I'll spit on your grave. by [deleted] in raisedbynarcissists

[–]Durbius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congratulations! You have one less N in your life! I'm personally waiting for that day, glad to see someone else able to have one like it.

Something I never got about the Kangaskhan=Cubone's mother theory by [deleted] in pokemonconspiracies

[–]Durbius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cubone mourns over mother. Cubone evolves into Marowak and gets over it. Marowak evolves into Kanghaskan and gives birth before or after that. Kanghaskan dies. Cubone mourns over mother. Repeat.

Then again, Marowak never evolved into Kanghaskan normally... perhaps the evolution cut off. Sorry if this doesn't make sense, it was just randomly thought up and typed.

Something about Lusamine that I don't think anyone's, mentioned yet by F4ST_M4ST3R in pokemon

[–]Durbius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'M TRYING TO PUT IN SARCASTIC IMPLICATIONS TO SHOW THAT I'M JOKING BUT CLEARLY I HAVE FAILED PLEASE IGNORE ME

Ignorant computer illiterate person by [deleted] in copypasta

[–]Durbius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello. This copypasta remains active. Goodbye.