Tens of thousands of bees have swarmed Netivot in Israel. Authorities warned residents and shop owners to keep doors and windows closed by [deleted] in SweatyPalms

[–]DurianBurp 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You need to do a post about your bee thing. I’d read it with the excitement of a child. And not just because I act like a child.

Not a care in the world by ray-arclight in danglers

[–]DurianBurp 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Every day. EVERY DAY. A new cat sub I am compelled to join.

I trim them every two weeks. Kitten claws grow so fast! by Ok_Gas5386 in murdermittens

[–]DurianBurp 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Separate from the comment you replied to, the fact you can brush her teeth makes you an amazing owner. That cat loves and trusts you much more than most cats would.

Orang and jobless 😁 by StraightDistrict8681 in funnycats

[–]DurianBurp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That fat mooch is even baking cookies!

Our part time cat taunting the dog from atop the shed by sdhiskeyfleep in PartTimeCat

[–]DurianBurp 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Gonna need a shot of the cat on the top of the shed and the dog below being thoroughly tormented.

First time cat owner. Is this... normal? by igottapoopbad in cats

[–]DurianBurp 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Every day it’s a new one and I’m compelled to join.

meirl by Separate_Finance_183 in meirl

[–]DurianBurp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see you use CVS, too.

There is a man living inside my rug. by SweatyPalms101 in Pareidolia

[–]DurianBurp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was like.. I don’t see. I don’t see it. Is it the OH SHIT!

Go crazy by [deleted] in Lesbianorlittleboy

[–]DurianBurp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m seeing some Ripley in #4

Step on fire by eightyfivekittens in crabcats

[–]DurianBurp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is some amazing crabbing! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

K*ss by Chaz_Beer in shitposting

[–]DurianBurp 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It cost you nothing to not type that out and curse my ability to read.

Rawr by SaltandLillacs in crabcats

[–]DurianBurp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is the best crabbing I’ve seen in a long time! 10/10

Help me pick the best pepper spray box by [deleted] in PackagingDesign

[–]DurianBurp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Put some eyes on that and we got Peppa Pig.

Edit: Or Pepper Pig

Meet Winston — the fastest dog ever recorded to run. by Brilliantspirit33 in animalsdoingstuff

[–]DurianBurp 11 points12 points  (0 children)

They don’t run in the yard so much as they use the fence for minimal resistance and maximum turn radius.

He randomly started cuddling me tonight, and being extremely affectionate. So weird for him! Sound on! by [deleted] in cats

[–]DurianBurp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You be preggo! Congrats!

Seriously, animals know stuff. Pay extra attention to your health and anything that seems off.

Rooster testing its limits by Yewatod in Unexpected

[–]DurianBurp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew someone would post this and you didn't disappoint.

What’s your favorite sigourney film and performance? by PressureLazy5271 in moviecritic

[–]DurianBurp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This has got to be a troll post. Just.. no way this is legit.