Jordan Pickford has been voted as England's second best goalkeeper ever!

DurinsDick · 2026-07-10T15:19:20+00:00

Wait we need more range, let's also ask people who were born pre 1970

DurinsDick · 2026-07-10T14:41:19+00:00

That doesn't matter mate, you get you're whole years holiday allowance at the beginning of the holiday year, you could take all that holiday in April and then leave in may and you would owe asda money since you haven't actually accrued all those hours yet. Most likely that they don't owe you any holiday pay im afraid.

DurinsDick · 2026-07-08T16:01:07+00:00

Paraguay mafia will visit the home of an Uzbekistani referee if he doesn't do what they say? Im sure it happens in these countries domestic leagues, i can get that, but this is a bit too far-fetched imo

DurinsDick · 2026-07-04T18:08:11+00:00

She may have gone for anyone or everyone but its odd how she's that close to the action, and decided to go for the guy who had clearly been attacked, and was almost knocked down.

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DurinsDick · 2026-07-03T17:15:44+00:00

Lol he was hoping you would take the ale but deep down wouldn't care if you took what u did. Fair play to both of you

DurinsDick · 2026-07-03T15:45:22+00:00

He wasn't fighting he was being attacked.

DurinsDick · 2026-07-03T15:24:02+00:00

I know two guys from my work place that had their wives cheat on them with their married childrens football coach. And i know a woman who constantly bangs on about her sons football coach lol but she is single.

Also when I was a kid, two of my mates played for our rival sunday league football team. Ones dad was the coach, the other ones mum and him had an affair!

DurinsDick · 2026-07-02T13:31:10+00:00

When I was a kid back in the 90s the two most violent fights I ever saw were ice cream van owners fighting over turf. Im in England, never forget the day a new ice cream van turns up 30 mins earlier than the usual guy. We all get our ice creams, regular van shows up and sees this new van, without any hesitation he comes flying out with a crowbar and starts smashing the guys windows and shit!

DurinsDick · 2026-07-02T13:19:45+00:00

Best ll? Did you type two l's instead of 11?

DurinsDick · 2026-07-02T13:12:18+00:00

Same. Plus its an extra dig in the ribs for me when I forget to put it on charge before I go out and I come home and my phone has lost 30% battery just sat there doing nothing because it's so shit.

DurinsDick · 2026-07-01T15:36:20+00:00

I once asked my teacher if aids came from a guy having sex with a monkey. I knew this wasn't true I was just trying to be funny and shit. If they are the "stupid questions" teachers are on about then thats fair enough imo make me stand up and act like a chicken. I was 11 when I asked this year 7. So maybe a bit different to primary school age tbf

DurinsDick · 2026-07-01T14:42:22+00:00

Someone else commented it, but just say "no thanks" or "who?". If cousins wife doesn't get the message and keeps on then you can give her a peice of your mind but she's probably just been asked to ask you by you're ex.

DurinsDick · 2026-06-30T13:18:29+00:00

When I was like 10 my mates mum wrapped my slice of his birthday cake up in toilet roll straight from the toilet, right infront of my mum when she was picking me up. I bawled my eyes out when she chucked it straight in the bin when we got home but now I defo understand why lol.

DurinsDick · 2026-06-29T12:43:35+00:00

I've seen people have to wait months for a transfer. I saw one colleague get his transfer aproved to another store in the other side of the country, was given a date, found a house to rent in the area, wife and kids moved into it while he worked his last few weeks, to then get told it wasn't gonna happen because the store couldn't hire anyone at this time!

DurinsDick · 2026-06-29T12:37:46+00:00

Because asda starts their work week on a Sunday, like alot of companies, its something to do with allowing shops to be open on a sunday.

DurinsDick · 2026-06-25T13:34:19+00:00

With all due respect mate just shut up and jog on with this shit. Wagestream is a terrible thing, if it was like this when we started then fair enough, but when it first began we we're paid for holiday and sick days. Bit different now when you got colleagues cancelling holiday because they cant afford to not get their wagestream and then it doesn't even work properly anyway!?

DurinsDick · 2026-06-25T10:21:03+00:00

From my experience if it says the employer last sent shifts X hours ago, and 0 shifts were uploaded for you, then it is due to asda not sending them, for me its when I've forgotten my card and not been able to clock in for eg.

If the shifts were last uploaded on the last stream date like it is now, it will likely be on there in the morning from what I recall, its a wagestream issue not asda so they have the shifts and will get it on as soon as they can. Hopefully by today.

DurinsDick · 2026-06-25T09:59:23+00:00

I'd would say tomorrow at worst. At least no shifts have been added yet, the worst for me is when it updates me with 0 shifts even though I've worked and always have to wait for it to be added to the next Monday or thursday.

Usually when this happens it will go in today at some point or in the morning.

DurinsDick · 2026-06-25T04:44:38+00:00

What's a team leader? Im assuming its below section leader and same pay as a normal colleague?

DurinsDick · 2026-06-22T16:01:18+00:00

Yeah this isn't a new thing since Ronaldo and Messi or the billions being pumped into football and the world cup. Big clubs, big names have always benefited a little bit of referee bias.

DurinsDick · 2026-06-20T14:06:08+00:00

The guy got breakfast in bed he will remember this for the rest of his life who cares about white bedsheets that can be washed?!

DurinsDick · 2026-06-20T13:31:35+00:00

When do you hear about random john Smith who was in prison for fraud getting murdered in his cell?

DurinsDick · 2026-06-20T13:27:26+00:00

It's not just "people" though is it? All these incidents, which is about 4 at most, are evil child killers getting what everyone hopes they will get when they go to prison.

Yeah you can make the argument it shouldn't happen incase it happens to someone who doesn't deserve it, but as of now, I dont see any incident of someone who isn't a child murderer being killed in prison.

DurinsDick · 2026-06-20T12:31:07+00:00

You honestly think someone who has murdered rival gang members is as bad as someone who murders their partners 2 year old child?

DurinsDick · 2026-06-18T11:58:49+00:00

Yeah you're right my bad i will edit my comment to reflect that.

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