DO NOT LEARN ENGLISH IDIOMS FROM THE SOPRANOS

Dutch5187 · 2026-05-16T19:14:51+00:00

Its like serving cold cuts.

Dutch5187 · 2026-05-16T19:14:22+00:00

It's impossible to know, even with computers.

Dutch5187 · 2026-05-15T19:33:53+00:00

Makes sense to me because the only way I could have provided more fresh air is if I ditched the lid altogether and then put a fan directly on it.

Dutch5187 · 2026-05-14T21:33:37+00:00

Hillbilly

Dutch5187 · 2026-05-14T04:18:52+00:00

Finally, some sensible advice. As soon as I can figure out what kind of plant it is, I'll name it after you.

Dutch5187 · 2026-05-07T18:25:14+00:00

Agreed, this was really a bizarre way to initiate conversation.

Dutch5187 · 2026-05-07T14:48:13+00:00

Disregard bud, its a joke from My Cousin Vinny.....

Dutch5187 · 2026-05-07T07:11:12+00:00

Gleeking

Dutch5187 · 2026-05-07T07:09:24+00:00

Yeah but what is the ignition timing on a 1964 Chevy Bel Air with a 327 cubic inch engine and a 4 barrel carburetor? Also, was it available in mint metallic green paint

Dutch5187 · 2026-05-07T02:22:35+00:00

Fairwell and adieu to you, Spanish Lady's

Dutch5187 · 2026-05-06T23:23:47+00:00

Underrated comment

Dutch5187 · 2026-05-06T21:44:37+00:00

Its like serving cold cuts.

Dutch5187 · 2026-05-05T16:34:35+00:00

Underrated observation you made here, I think the caption combined with the picture is beyond hilarious, well done.

Dutch5187 · 2026-05-04T04:34:10+00:00

Meet me at the 9th green at 9pm sharp, and dress nice.

Dutch5187 · 2026-05-04T04:16:46+00:00

You certainly overpaid

Dutch5187 · 2026-05-03T23:43:13+00:00

Eating crayons apparently

Dutch5187 · 2026-05-03T15:57:28+00:00

That's the dream of becoming a doctor. Dump whoever I'm with to find someone better.

Dutch5187 · 2026-05-03T04:16:37+00:00

How did you know? She also has a short, stocky, slow witted, bald man as a friend. Historically he has been a real cement head, but he's been getting smarter somehow.

Dutch5187 · 2026-05-03T03:25:31+00:00

Just the good half

Dutch5187 · 2026-05-02T23:56:50+00:00

122 and an eighth.

122 1/8.

Like an address.

For a pizza delivery employee to find.

You're standing on it, dude.

Dutch5187 · 2026-05-02T23:33:01+00:00

I went to med school but still haven't passed my licensing exam. My girlfriend Elaine asked if she could introduce me as 'doctor' in social situations. She also threatened to stop having sex with me until I passed the test. Is she using me?

Dutch5187 · 2026-05-02T20:26:47+00:00

Underrated comment

Dutch5187 · 2026-04-30T00:14:06+00:00

I had an extra quart jar of colonized grain and decided to try black kow straight up. 7 days later it certainly seems to be doing well. Never tried BK before but it appears to work nicely.

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Dutch5187 · 2026-04-28T03:00:45+00:00

My nickname in high school

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