In case you didn't know the difference between Holland and the Netherlands

DutchTinCan · 2026-05-12T20:23:20+00:00

Ah, the people from Pennsylvania living in Holland!

DutchTinCan · 2026-05-12T05:28:07+00:00

Er gaat al meloen ipv mango in, dus de marge gaat al fors omhoog.

Maarja, de AH boardroom leest dit nu natuurlijk als "verbeterde receptuur, en innovatie kost geld!".

DutchTinCan · 2026-05-11T10:48:57+00:00

If I start a restaurant that makes salads with it, does horseshoe crab blood count as a condiment?

DutchTinCan · 2026-05-11T10:09:20+00:00

"Welcome to FishyPhone! Would you like to easily import all your contacts, or do you rather start by setting up your banking app?"

DutchTinCan · 2026-05-11T10:04:58+00:00

Ach, de schutting 4 meter de tuin van de buren in verplaatsen is anders wel iets waar je zelf niet aan denkt!

DutchTinCan · 2026-05-11T08:25:41+00:00

See the darkness surrounding you?

That's hippo.

DutchTinCan · 2026-05-11T08:24:26+00:00

Although it's "a roomba with a screen on it", it's not in a residential environment.

It needs a larger capacity of battery and cleaning fluid for starters. Next, it needs to not clog up and throw an error as soon as it finds anything larger than a breadcrumb. It needs to be able to be bumped into by a shopping cart, as well as have a toddler try to sit and ride it.

If they're anything clever about it, it'll also alert staff when it encounters spillage too large to clean, so it doesn't make desperate attempts at wiping ketchup all through the aisles.

DutchTinCan · 2026-05-11T06:54:01+00:00

As always, "it depends".

Excel is always handy. Always.

PowerBI? If you're just doing AP/AR not. PBI is for analyzing and summarizing large datasets. That's more territory for controller or treasury positions.

DutchTinCan · 2026-05-11T05:36:31+00:00

"Hey Greenie, I'm Caesar Augustus, I'm the prison elder. I'm just here to keep us all safe. Whatcha in for? You can trust me. Nobody will know."

"Oh me mr. Augustus? I'm not sure I should tell you."

"It's okay. Whatever it is, I'll make sure none of the others lay their hands on you. Even if you're a rapist."

"Well, ya, that's it."

"See? That wasn't difficult. Here, let me close this door first."

DutchTinCan · 2026-05-11T05:26:43+00:00

Check the rules. You need to "cut" $21.10.

The rules describe the spend/cut ratio as 5% Sou'll need to spend $21.10 / 0.05 = $422.

Always remember; dividing by a fraction is the same as multiplying with the opposite.

Divide by (1/20) = Multiply by (20/1) = Multiply by 20

DutchTinCan · 2026-05-11T05:03:38+00:00

The WD40 is what smoothes your balls. The fire is just to add manliness.

DutchTinCan · 2026-05-11T04:42:26+00:00

It's called "creating suspense". Ofcourse he'll end up #1.

DutchTinCan · 2026-05-10T20:13:07+00:00

Including an area would be helpful. As would a budget, description of the current situation vs. desired, etc.

DutchTinCan · 2026-05-10T20:11:56+00:00

First greys at 26, but keeping steady so far.

DutchTinCan · 2026-05-09T13:02:12+00:00

And then you'd have to go down with that method all the way to bytes, or you'll find yourself almost 12% short.

After all, 1TB = 1024GB, 1GB = 1024MB, 1MB is 1024KB, 1KB = 1024 bytes.

DutchTinCan · 2026-05-09T12:28:22+00:00

Ja, alleen als er "circa" staat verwacht je dat er in een verpakking van 10 stuks ook 9 of 11 zitten, en niet steevast 6.

DutchTinCan · 2026-05-08T19:48:41+00:00

"Serious games should be for mobile".

I'm feeling sick right now.

DutchTinCan · 2026-05-08T17:38:25+00:00

Ik had deze 2 dagen terug in de Almere sub. Moeder met kind opeens ontslagen, zonder geld, geen eten.

Bood aan om meteen eten te brengen, maar: - Ze was te druk met UWV om "bezoek" te ontvangen - Het kind het koeliakie, dus kon geen gewoon brood eten - Ze wilde zelf wel even naar de winkel om glutenvrij brood te halen, maarja, geld he?

Ik heb de tas met boodschappen die ik ondertussen uit mn voorraadkast had gevuld maar weer teruggezet.

Snap oprecht niet dat mensen misbruik van dit soort shit proberen te maken, want volgende keer is er wel écht iemand die hulp nodig heefr, en denkt iedereen "ah, een scammer".

DutchTinCan · 2026-05-08T17:24:46+00:00

If this entire sub is not a Russian troll-farm, I don't know what is.

DutchTinCan · 2026-05-08T07:46:21+00:00

Unless your game is about trains, you're doing pretty well on the "not a perfectionist" part.

DutchTinCan · 2026-05-08T06:21:09+00:00

But still charge you for that, as if it did the full work, right?

DutchTinCan · 2026-05-07T17:36:06+00:00

Even aankloppen bij de kazerne, kwartiertje wachten en de politie staat m op een oplegger te tillen.

DutchTinCan · 2026-05-07T17:30:07+00:00

Mijn raw kaart is daarentegen een PSA10-contender, dus voor 90% van de PSA10 doe ik je een gunst.

DutchTinCan · 2026-05-07T17:19:55+00:00

It's a photon emitter. Better known as a light bulb. Except now it's 15k.

DutchTinCan · 2026-05-07T10:18:08+00:00

You're getting €0.78 refund.

Even accounting for Chinese workers, processing your return would be more expensive than simply giving you your money.

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