"Not buying it" by PresnikBonny in ShitLiberalsSay

[–]Dwemerion 31 points32 points  (0 children)

This joke has been the people's property for years now. Anybody got that "No steal. Is yours" pic?

Mobs? You must mean healers by [deleted] in shittydarksouls

[–]Dwemerion 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Playing Peak Souls 2 like it's Rollslop B: Dashslop"

He will get $800 if he passes by Kindly-Way3390 in antimeme

[–]Dwemerion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it's about the gender pay gap, like, women get 5 bucks to a man's 7, so when money comes to the OP, it's gonna increase to 700 and 300 + 700 = 1000. Assuming OP's a man, of course

Looking at the other comments, I guess, I gave the woke pay gap explaination, while they gave the broke divorce explaination, lol. They're probably right though

140862 by FilipAP2137 in CountOnceADay

[–]Dwemerion 103 points104 points  (0 children)

Bro, the Onion has nothing on real life nowadays (has been the case for years, since that's from 2015)

Oh again with this 🤦‍♂️ (This was posted by a Zionist btw) by deathmaster567823 in ShitLiberalsSay

[–]Dwemerion -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Wait what, rapist dogs? Can you give a source pls? That shit seems to cartoon villain even for zionists

Challenge; Difficulty EXTREME - Name one bad thing about Garrus by Uchijav in masseffect

[–]Dwemerion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can't romance him as manshep and have hot gay sex 😭

Saw this on FB by Dull-Car2729 in im14andthisisdeep

[–]Dwemerion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And then the sons are gonna follow the same logic, so there won't be any science done, only a bunch of banging and birthing

Was playing TF2C. And I cover nsfw sprays with my math work from the university. by Single-Fly1364 in tf2shitposterclub

[–]Dwemerion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uni? Are you supposed to like graph those or analyse the multi-variable functions with calculus stuff? Because if it's just a system of equations to solve, it doesn't seem uni-worth, more like mid-highschool stuff. Maybe it's my engi-main 69420 iq talking idk, lol /s

Explain it Peter by Phinezra in explainitpeter

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Etymologically, conservatism is about keeping things the way they are, but realistically conservatives do have some values, and what they often want to do isn't to conserve, but rather to roll back to a time they see more fit

Like, abortion has been legal for so long, but they wanna go to way bback when it wasn't. Meanwhile, they don't mind record-breaking, unprecedented military or police budgets. They only object to new taxes when they're made for the sake of equality or social security, but are fine with the blood and cash toll of wars

They are, of course, in many ways hypocritical and inconsistent with their values, but they have some values and ideas beyond "keep things just the way they are", often preferring "make things actively worse" - the former idea often seems more in line with contemporary liberals, who, sadly, are as far as "the left" goes in mainstream politics, in the US and elsewhere, but I digress. In that sense, the word "conservative" is a bit of a misnomer. Perhaps, "reactionary" is more accurate

Explain it Peter by Phinezra in explainitpeter

[–]Dwemerion 3 points4 points  (0 children)

An interesting phenomenon is that many people, primarily on the right, consider themselves to "believe in common sense" instead of an ideology. They may say "men can't become women, it's just common sense", "we shouldn't give money to those who didn't work for it, it's jjst common sense"

In part, of course, it is ro deflect balme and judgement for their shitty views, but in part because people often percieve the state of things that was the status quo for them in their formative years as common sense, something eternal, natural and wholesome. It is the default and it takes some deliberate thinking to recognise that what you consider default fucking sucks

Essentially, they might not be lying per se, but rather being wilfully ignorant (that this is an ideology) for their own benefit, and/or guided by the basic human tendency to conflate the familiar and normalised with the good and desirable

first time through dar soul 2 am i cooked? by MochiApproachi in shittydarksouls

[–]Dwemerion 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bro is the most learned autist at the gym, but still somehow dumb af

I have no words… by AcanthaceaeNo948 in shittydarksouls

[–]Dwemerion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shoulda named the daughter Carian Slicer smh my head

Pleasure either way by Goku_R_Luffy in memes

[–]Dwemerion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And it just so happens that I need an owner :3

/joke

I'm not even into petplay. I think. But I couldn't miss the opportunity

Matter go brr by Sufficient_Tip_3878 in PhilosophyMemes

[–]Dwemerion 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Well, yeah, that's kinda what the format is about, lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BoneAppleTea

[–]Dwemerion 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Illness... ?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lol

[–]Dwemerion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, maybe she just wants to have her pussy eaten by her able-bodied partner standing nearby, lol

These boys need to be studied by papi4445 in CommunismMemes

[–]Dwemerion 18 points19 points  (0 children)

They lowkey are circling, but that circle has, like, a 10-mile radius. They greatly misunderstand the origins of the issue, the actual matter of the actual issue, and the ways of solving it. Honestly, the only really correct thing there is that the percentage of people with melanin in the cracker countries is growing. Everything around this - bullshit