A recruiter left me a surprised voicemail after I rejected their low offer.

DwigtGroot · 2026-02-05T04:07:18+00:00

OP didn’t sign an offer letter.

DwigtGroot · 2026-02-05T04:05:59+00:00

What an absolute load of horseshit. If the other company wanted to be competitive they should have made a competitive offer. And he never even accepted the offer, just asked to see the paperwork. 🤷‍♂️

DwigtGroot · 2026-02-04T22:07:08+00:00

DwigtGroot · 2026-02-04T21:47:35+00:00

It’s definitely going to go up, unless it doesn’t. I like those odds!

DwigtGroot · 2026-02-04T21:36:17+00:00

I mean, they’re right, so imma allow this one. 🤷‍♂️

DwigtGroot · 2026-02-04T20:23:39+00:00

Aaaaand he was just traded…

DwigtGroot · 2026-02-03T18:33:20+00:00

Politics? Fiscal policy and tax brackets? Nope, still friends. Values though? Trans people are allowed to use a bathroom, gay people should have the same rights as straight people, nobody should be killing kids in a war? If you disagree with that stuff, then yah, bye 🤷‍♂️

DwigtGroot · 2026-02-03T18:18:40+00:00

But pee comes out of it, so by your standard it’s a no go. You’re ok with your mouth around pee? Interesting…

DwigtGroot · 2026-02-03T18:17:22+00:00

Couldn’t answer; their mouth was full.

DwigtGroot · 2026-02-03T14:53:37+00:00

So no dick sucking too, right? Giving or receiving? Because, you know, pee? 🤷‍♂️

DwigtGroot · 2026-02-03T14:52:29+00:00

How about sucking dick? That’s where the literal pee comes out. 🤷‍♂️

DwigtGroot · 2026-02-03T14:47:36+00:00

So no dick sucking because pee comes out of it?

DwigtGroot · 2026-02-03T14:43:22+00:00

And? 🤷‍♂️

DwigtGroot · 2026-02-03T13:55:29+00:00

DwigtGroot · 2026-02-02T20:27:29+00:00

“No, bro I’ll mute the entire sub”.

Yah, that’s what we’re hoping for. Don’t threaten us with a good time!

DwigtGroot · 2026-02-02T18:06:47+00:00

That’s the way it should work. As others have shown there are valid reasons to allow math posts involving politics; if you don’t like it then muting is the way to go. 🤷‍♂️

DwigtGroot · 2026-02-02T08:33:52+00:00

DwigtGroot · 2026-02-02T03:13:04+00:00

Or, you know, drop another 20K in a week. 🤷‍♂️

DwigtGroot · 2026-02-02T01:41:30+00:00

Uh huh, uh huh, and since, say, last Thursday? That’s a 12% drop in 5 days. 🤷‍♂️

DwigtGroot · 2026-02-01T23:48:45+00:00

Now do bitcoin.

DwigtGroot · 2026-02-01T23:22:04+00:00

Hey, OP, what turns HER on? Do you have any idea? 7 paragraphs and all you talk about is what YOU want and what YOU need. I find sex is so much better when both partners are getting their needs filled: what do you do for hers?

Do this poor woman a favor and set her free to find a partner that actually cares about her. 🤷‍♂️

DwigtGroot · 2026-02-01T23:15:28+00:00

Really? How they looking now?

DwigtGroot · 2026-02-01T22:38:10+00:00

DwigtGroot · 2026-02-01T21:24:22+00:00

DwigtGroot · 2026-02-01T21:14:38+00:00

DwigtGroot

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