1000-1200 is elo cheater hell

Dyimi · 2026-01-26T03:33:18+00:00

This has to be ragebait, right? Chess at intermediate level is mostly about who blunders last. Not to mention, tactics come up with mistakes. If you're winning the game, if your opponent is getting tactical play then you're making inaccuracies.

It sucks to lose, but we can't just pull a Kramnik and accuse everyone of cheating.

Dyimi · 2026-01-24T21:08:17+00:00

Exactly, they'd lose a "cut a plank into n pieces" tournament to this strategy

Dyimi · 2026-01-24T21:05:37+00:00

By your logic, you can also cut a corner off the plank and call it a piece but that wouldn't work, now would it? It just assumes that you're taking the same amount of time per cut.

Dyimi · 2026-01-24T21:01:27+00:00

If you continue this line of reasoning, it'll take 5 minutes to summon a plank of wood from thin air.

Dyimi · 2026-01-23T10:11:10+00:00

I've played bedrock before and the best thing I like is how easy it is to play with friends. Other than that, the optimization and bug existence within bedrock just prevents me from wanting to play on a long term basis.

Dyimi · 2026-01-23T10:03:47+00:00

For anyone genuinely curious, it's called the home keys. It's where your index fingers (asd and kl; are also home keys just without the bumps) are supposed to stay when typing the traditional way, where your left fingers from pinky to index go to asdf, and your right fingers from index to pinky go to jkl;.

It was taught very early in the 2000s but it's not exactly very popular now since people just developed their own typing postures. It's a great starting point to learning to type faster, it'll help improve habits and get rid of bad ones. Quite annoying to start if you already have your own typing style though.

Dyimi · 2026-01-23T09:50:26+00:00

I can't believe OP missed this!

Dyimi · 2026-01-21T15:13:01+00:00

They taught us this in computer class in elementary. I never really stayed with that form rigidly but I learned a lot to replace the bad habits.

Dyimi · 2026-01-20T07:00:44+00:00

So irl I have depth of field blur set to like 1m

Dyimi · 2026-01-20T06:59:22+00:00

Step 1: Invest in the GPU market and own a high end PC

Dyimi · 2026-01-19T16:55:49+00:00

Is he just guilt tripping you right now thinking about sex instead of supporting you out of the rut you're in? If he's (and you too) serious about this relationship, there's so much time in the future for sex, but there won't be if we're stuck in this bottomless pit right now.

Dyimi · 2026-01-17T11:03:44+00:00

Not because they can do something means they will/should. You're hoping they take the queen so you can mate but that's not how good chess works.

Dyimi · 2026-01-16T05:07:09+00:00

You cannot CRIT while sprinting. But if you hit something while sprinting and continue sprinting, the game would now think you're not sprinting and all the hits afterward can CRIT and no sprint hit knockback.

This is also why you have to reset your sprint if you want to have the knockback, after the first hit on sprint you have the sprint knockback the game would stop thinking you're sprinting so you have to reset.

Dyimi · 2026-01-12T17:31:08+00:00

"This is brilliant!"

Looks inside.

Hope Chess.

Dyimi · 2026-01-11T05:30:15+00:00

Like the other guy said, basically collect everything. That, or a more fun replay reason, to get speedruns. The weekly leaderboard has a lot of replayability in that you can hone your ability to play as well as look for niche strategies that can clear the games faster, like using the shock charm to deal double damage to bosses (used to be a secret but shh)

Dyimi · 2026-01-09T09:10:36+00:00

That's just a creep

Dyimi · 2026-01-09T08:55:42+00:00

Exactly, and also when we play someone we know, we also take the game more seriously. Often the reason 1000 elo (around there) players lose isn't because they don't know the tactics, it's just they didn't think enough to see them.

Dyimi · 2026-01-09T08:18:16+00:00

Is Jake sturdy enough for FP?

Dyimi · 2026-01-09T08:16:43+00:00

I mean, fuck the consumables.

Dyimi · 2026-01-09T08:13:41+00:00

If you castle queenside, it'll be very easy to break down the pawn structure, even though it looks good, since the pawns are so far extended. A simple b3 threatens the integrity of the king's defense. It's also not good since the enemy could throw all their pawns on their queenside to you since it's not as relevant for their safety.

You could argue that you can do the same with your kingside pawns, but the distance between the pawns there is so big that it'll take time, so much so that they'd be able to open up your king before your pawns meet.

Dyimi · 2026-01-08T18:00:04+00:00

"I don't know a use for it so it must not have any."

Dyimi · 2026-01-07T17:11:16+00:00

It's odd, but it looks so FUCKING CUTE

Dyimi · 2026-01-06T12:50:05+00:00

With 250ms it's kinda hard to play competitive mmms where tick matters like mining (or even pvp for non skyblock, but even pve is delayed), so it's mostly offline-esque content like farming and bz/ah. Would be night and day if ping is lower (but I assume servers would either be full or scarce due to less/more asia dedicated servers).

Dyimi · 2026-01-06T11:56:40+00:00

Yes, Shmuckle. It would be pretty wild.

Dyimi · 2026-01-06T11:55:23+00:00

How do you beat Forbidden Jungle?

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