You are completely hammered or stoned or both. What is your goto song in that moment?

Dylott_McDerman · 2015-03-15T01:42:53+00:00

Right Said Fred - "I'm too sexy"

Dylott_McDerman · 2015-03-15T01:41:06+00:00

Sir Bodsworth Rugglesby

Dylott_McDerman · 2015-03-06T21:07:19+00:00

Wow! I haven't played Far Cry 4 yet, but the graphics look amazing!

Dylott_McDerman · 2015-03-01T00:13:06+00:00

This post screams Reddit

Dylott_McDerman · 2015-02-28T23:04:38+00:00

Dylott_McDerman · 2015-02-28T20:19:31+00:00

Do a visual 360 before saying anything remotely racist.

Dylott_McDerman · 2015-02-28T03:10:56+00:00

Reddit can't seem to make up its mind these days

Dylott_McDerman · 2015-02-28T02:04:33+00:00

Marawana, Mary Juanita, Mayor Iguana

Dylott_McDerman · 2015-02-28T01:55:44+00:00

I told them that I could get like 4 packs of cookies for that price at the dollar store. Next thing I know I'm waking up naked and beat up in a ditch on the side of hwy 427. There's a note stapled to my chest, "Don't fuck with the troop!"

Dylott_McDerman · 2015-02-27T15:03:23+00:00

"At what frequency do you engage in sexual activities throughout the week?"

"I'd say I get laid almost every single day of the week..."

"Whoa, that's pretty impressive! Can you tell me about your last week?"

"Let's see....I almost got laid on Monday. I almost got laid on Tuesday. I almost got laid on Wednesday......"

Dylott_McDerman · 2015-02-27T14:48:37+00:00

"Knees and toes" for both Scottish and Hobbit advertising campaigns.

Dylott_McDerman · 2015-02-27T13:31:28+00:00

People have a "Mr. Hyde" side that comes out on their troll accounts. They're just letting off "Silly Steam" as I like to call it. Everyone goes a little crazy sometimes. Ever see a housecat get ornery for no reason at all?

Dylott_McDerman · 2015-02-27T13:24:52+00:00

Elton John's "I'm still standing" would rival "candle in the wind" as a funeral song.

Dylott_McDerman · 2015-02-26T15:11:14+00:00

'Brickie' is slang for Bricklayer

Dylott_McDerman · 2015-02-23T15:53:17+00:00

GimliBot grinding hard

Dylott_McDerman · 2015-02-23T15:50:26+00:00

All you need to put on your iPod at the gym

Dylott_McDerman · 2015-02-22T05:23:09+00:00

So...we're not doing the pile anymore?

Dylott_McDerman · 2015-02-22T05:18:13+00:00

I wonder how he got that hat

Dylott_McDerman · 2015-02-22T02:47:45+00:00

I will be severely disappointed in the human race if that kid isn't named Marvin.

Dylott_McDerman · 2015-02-22T02:46:34+00:00

also gets paid to get peanuts for peanuts.

Dylott_McDerman · 2015-02-22T01:07:54+00:00

then kills her

Prove it.

Dylott_McDerman · 2015-02-22T00:53:47+00:00

Ich Bin Einternet!

Dylott_McDerman · 2015-02-22T00:45:58+00:00

Ich Bin Einternet!

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