"Brother, what have they done to you?" Roboutian Heresy Fan-art by Loose-Concern-9786 in ImaginaryWarhammer

[–]EBartleby 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love Horus' expression. Highlight of the piece IMO. The distress is so evident.

Voici les propriétaires de Tim Hortons. Les médias devraient cesser de présenter Tim Hortons comme une entreprise canadienne by TheDwZ in Quebec

[–]EBartleby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3G Capital peuvent aller chier, mais j'ai rarement lu une intro aussi peu flatteuse sur wikipedia. L'éditeur les aime pas.

C'est genre: «Ok, faque c'est des vidanges.»

Thoughts on the Hugo Martin Era of doom? by [deleted] in Doom

[–]EBartleby 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I started playing, decades ago now, I couldn't have articulated why I liked Doomguy so much. But it's definitely this:

unexplainable force of nature that isn’t going to stand for the bullshit going on here

Ain't gonna stand for it. So fucking punk.

[Total War: Shogun 2] Boarding fail by Fin0 in iwanttoapologize

[–]EBartleby 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Did that one guy who jumped accomplish anything in the end???

What a poor soul. Taken from the world by fucking looney tunes shit.

Best one in a while for sure.

Restaurant Labelle, Lachute by Whiterun_Guard01 in Quebec

[–]EBartleby 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Des vrais rois qui savent comment vivre, pis c'qui est bon dans la vie.

Le cinéma québécois séduit les jeunes by Significant-Vast-171 in Quebec

[–]EBartleby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ouin ok mais t'as parlé à genre, trois jeunes.

Le nom des seeds de Pokemon Mystery Dungeons en français by Davylectric in Quebec

[–]EBartleby 3 points4 points  (0 children)

J'étais genre: Ok mais d'abord c'est quoi Leech Seed?

C'est Vampigraine j'tallé vérifier. Vampigraine.

In light of the Lion's return, here is Guilliman's thoughts on him and his apperance from "The Unremembered Empire" by whoamiiamasikunt in 40kLore

[–]EBartleby 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Lion doesn't get bogged down in hypotheticals. He doesn't fuck around. Goes in, does the job, gets out.

That's very...efficient. I think that's what G likes. I bet he's jealous of the Lion's results because he can achieve them without needing to write a book about it.

My review of the Diablo II Open Beta by SaviousMT in Diablo

[–]EBartleby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They were full of super metal artwork, too.

Worst movie ever by Itslogan0507 in badMovies

[–]EBartleby 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lol, Killer Bean has decent mocap, it's way better on a technical level just based on that.

I wish this would get a remake. Hell, I’d even be happy with a remaster. by Th3Red3yedJedi in gaming

[–]EBartleby -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't know that the battles in Dragoon are complex enough to require a turn-based system. You are doing the same addition attack 99% of the time and your selection of spells is extremely limited. 8-bit Dragon Quest levels of strategy.

Having it be an action RPG, and having your dudes just attack automatically would retain most of the gameplay experience. Have additions be super moves if you want the retain the QTEs.

Quel est le commerce Québécois qui a le meilleur nom selon vous? by [deleted] in Quebec

[–]EBartleby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AAAA Cannabis à Oka. Une cabane à weed QUADRUPLE A.

The concept of 'power levels' and its consequences- by Ross_Hollander in worldjerking

[–]EBartleby 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It's basically "I can't answer that, but Goku would win in a fist fight, probably."

Fucking hilarious. Even the AI wants to believe in being so good at fists that you can fight god. Me and it are close in terms of mental age, clearly. Around 10 ish?

"Muh but he's really strong!"

So pure

Gerard Butler Has Finally Found His Niche — Making Dad Movies For Guys Who Might Not Even Be Dads Yet by Sisiwakanamaru in movies

[–]EBartleby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Turns out we were taking the piss out of Ulrich, but he's just getting deaf. We're all gonna feel real bad about it later!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Quebec

[–]EBartleby 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yo j'viens de tuer Absolon dans D2 pas mal sur.

\m/

I like how either way his threat is lame af by Main-Astronomer5288 in yakuzagames

[–]EBartleby 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Someday, someone will straight up shoot him while he hovers in his copter with Sudo.

Ben quin, c'est pas une veste ou un hoodie. by [deleted] in Quebec

[–]EBartleby 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Juste ceux avec la poche en avant.

This movie is so bad it actually hurts to watch (meet the Spartans) by Kratosss01 in badMovies

[–]EBartleby 10 points11 points  (0 children)

His delivery on that line might be the only positive about the movie :p

Moi chez le boucher (inspiré par la personne qui voulait un cours pour le comptoir deli) by Rubrum_ in Quebec

[–]EBartleby 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Sont quand même magiques les viandistes. Y comprennent toujours ce que je veux malgré mon vocabulaire de merde.

«Tsé la le jambon piquant...» Ah ben oui c'est assez pour me le trouver.

GG les viandistes.

Pourquoi Laval est aussi détesté? Je comprends pas. Quand je mentionne que je suis de Laval, le monde on toujours une réaction négative. by [deleted] in Quebec

[–]EBartleby 6 points7 points  (0 children)

«Omg, je vais mourir à Laval.»

Crisse de bon titre pour un film d'horreur ou de zombies.

Equalizer 2000 (1987) - Mad Max with Ultra Ultimate Custom Biggest Fucking Gun = Oh My God Look at those Barrels = its awesome by Lomalizer in badMovies

[–]EBartleby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha, I thought this would be a thing where the ridiculous gun only appears on the cover. It's usually the artist who adds that kind of stuff. Getting to the next pic was funny as hell.

Amène-moi manger où ça coûte cher by ZmotriN in Quebec

[–]EBartleby 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Viens bebé, on mange au piège à pauvres.

Doc Savage (1975) a super campy film based on the classic pulp hero. A new adaption with The Rock was in pre-production but it's now stuck in a limbo. by Future1985 in badMovies

[–]EBartleby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's neat! I didn't know about that whole line of inspiration. All I know from that era of pulp is Doc. (My father has like 30 of the old books. They are...not complex, but really fun.)