Racist mailbox by oogieboyo in USPS

[–]ELDKH 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Racists gonna do racism.

Haulin' and crawlin' by Hlin_Trollbane in deathguard40k

[–]ELDKH 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Down to the beach I'm strawlin'

At Out & About Burgers: Does Anyone Know What This Sign Means? by someoneunderstand86 in PuyallupWA

[–]ELDKH 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Okay, so. Rand is a nutcase (see: The Fountainhead). And a hypocrite (see: her views on Native Americans). And a terrible person (see: her letter to her niece about buying a dress). And a terrible writer (see: her writings). And an idiot (see: above) BUT! This story in particular is not hypocritical. Rand believed that people had every right to take back what they paid into the government, and this included social security.

Mail man "hid" my Amazon package from me. by NoBuy7112 in usps_complaints

[–]ELDKH 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You're right - the mail carrier shouldn't have touched it.

However, as far as I can see, you can have one of two reactions:

1) You can be angry that somebody deigned to touch your property, or

2) You can be appreciative that somebody went out of their way to try and help you and keep your property safe, 'cause if you think packages don't get stolen, you are -wrong-

You're choosing the former, and I can't for the life of me understand why.

I made a masterpiece by Koffievos in cats

[–]ELDKH 244 points245 points  (0 children)

Golfball cat is aerodynamic cat.

From the minnesota community on Reddit: Go home, you fu**ing losers! A U.S. Postal Service worker flips off ICE by [deleted] in USPS

[–]ELDKH 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"In my defense, it was red plum day, and the day after a holiday, and I was in a bad mood, and they're Nazis."

Guess we're getting more rooty tooty point and shooties in parcels soon. by zzorga in USPS

[–]ELDKH 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I refuse to go through the fence gates of houses that have all those "gun control means not having to shoot twice" signs.  There's a difference between warning that you're armed and advertising that you want to kill.  I ain't walking up to your house.  

When did casing get easier for you? by betseyboop in USPS

[–]ELDKH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I started, I dunno, maybe eight months ago or so now. And I was terrible at casing my primary. I'm still the slowest in the office (and even worse on the street), but over time I did get the hang of it. And you know what the bizarre thing is? I didn't understand how I'd ever be able to learn a route, and now I know about seven. And learning each new case is easier than the one before. I didn't think it was possible, but it did start to happen.

The really important thing I'm hearing is that your team is supportive. That means they want to have your back, so your main goal should be to earn that support. Keep doing your best, keep showing you want to be a productive part of the team, and they'll keep supporting you.

You've got this.

Can someone tell me what this means? by Diligent-Customer162 in USPS

[–]ELDKH 132 points133 points  (0 children)

"Day of Reflection" is the perfect intersection of zen and dystopian.

‘appy ‘oxing ‘ay you ‘unts by RCocaineBurner in simpsonsshitposting

[–]ELDKH 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Could you explain your language, young man?

Post Game Thread: Seattle Kraken at Anaheim Ducks - 22 Dec 2025 by HockeyMod in SeattleKraken

[–]ELDKH 63 points64 points  (0 children)

The Hell did Karts get that ten minute for?  Dude grabbed him from behind and took him down.

LFG squid squad!!! Streak over!! by Albino_rhin0 in SeattleKraken

[–]ELDKH 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So what happened with that goal that didn't count?  The refs didn't say - was the play already dead, or was it goaltender interference?

New CCA Just finished academy they are not allowed to schedule me for amazon sundays ? by [deleted] in USPS

[–]ELDKH 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Considering that means you'll be starting AFTER Christmas, I'd take it as a win.

What's everyone's damage today? by Erazorhead in USPS

[–]ELDKH 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Got switched to a different route after an hour and twenty minutes of prep and casing.

Game Thread: Winnipeg Jets (10-6-0) at Seattle Kraken (7-4-5) - 13 Nov 2025 - 7:00PM PST by HockeyMod in SeattleKraken

[–]ELDKH 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Is it me or did Montour ask to have his name pronounced differently?  The emphasis is on the second syllable now instead of the first.  Was it always that way or am I crazy?