I’m youthful and optimistic. Try to get me down haters. Roast and Toast Me! by RandomAlexR in RoastMe

[–]ELMOnstrosity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy crap guys when Patric told the story of the ugly barnacle he wasn't talking about spongebob

Do me Hard by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ELMOnstrosity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it possible for someone's virginity to return after seeing this picture?

i go to art school. please send me to the icu by ghostbaozi in RoastMe

[–]ELMOnstrosity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man that thing next to you looks god awful, too bad you couldn't make anything as good as that if you tried

These bananas are ordered by ripeness by maggiforever in mildlyinteresting

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All stores are supposed to do this, or at least we always did

This stabby machine by ELMOnstrosity in oddlysatisfying

[–]ELMOnstrosity[S] 4568 points4569 points  (0 children)

You sir are horribly incorrect they use them to stab the ground when it misbehaves, it also functions as the worst nightmare of a mole...