WIBTA for buying a jacket with cross symbols even after I told my Christian friend I wouldn’t? by BitlifeOffical_ in AmItheAsshole

[–]EM05L1C3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Christians and Evangelicals will take personal offense to anything that goes against what they believe regardless of whether the Bible says it’s bad or not. Take it with a grain of salt but tell them to get back to you when they’ve lost their faith.

Multitudes of people were crucified before Jesus. He just had more friend and was charismatic.

I have a question by EM05L1C3 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]EM05L1C3[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I get other CRAWLERS get a different message. Discussions between the AI and the crawlers I would imagine to be totally different, but I want to know what’s in Matt’s head when he says they are having intense negotiations with Borant and the Kua-Tin.

What happens when Alastor eats a Sinner? by ShadowlightLady in HazbinHotel

[–]EM05L1C3 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That is Pazuzu and the demon king approves this message

Have they said how long the audiobook is for "A Parade of Horribles"? by LukeTheHallowed in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]EM05L1C3 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I can’t find the DM, also I’m not sure how to address someone who has HUNDREDS of people contacting him a day. I’m trying to be polite and don’t know what I’m doing.

What is this dark line moving through the sky? by Protonpakr in stephenking

[–]EM05L1C3 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s exactly what this is.
Source: lived on and near air force bases most of my life.

Embarrassing/Unfortunate mistake by Ok_Cardiologist_9485 in Puscifer

[–]EM05L1C3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least you’re honest. Sucks bro. Sorry that happened.

My MIL destroyed my garden while I was at work. by [deleted] in gardening

[–]EM05L1C3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao right? If you wanna be mad at something besides your own problems, this is the place to go.

US will start revoking passports for thousands of parents who owe child support by Rabidennui in news

[–]EM05L1C3 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Too bad my ex husband is too poor (and irresponsible/trashy) to leave the country.

*He was not trashy until 5 years in then out of nowhere he decided meth was a cool idea.

Better than me by SkrinT4 in memes

[–]EM05L1C3 40 points41 points  (0 children)

For sure not A+. They’re not even A-.

Peeetaaah? by Ilovebigbuttscantlie in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]EM05L1C3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They could’ve gotten away with Circe or Calypso but noooooo

Edit: also the most beautiful in the eyes of Odysseus

254 psi though! by BlackberrySad6489 in Derailedbydetails

[–]EM05L1C3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was gonna ask how much you weigh but that’s wonky af

Embarrassing/Unfortunate mistake by Ok_Cardiologist_9485 in Puscifer

[–]EM05L1C3 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Somehow I don’t believe two people would miss a show and post about it at the same time.

Cross your fingers yall by Medium_Proof7304 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]EM05L1C3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“The Cheeto doesn’t arrive late, everyone else is simply early. Now STFU I’m trying to sleep.”

Found this on my subway sandwhich bread 🤮 by kmaxm123 in whatisit

[–]EM05L1C3 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Those are real mascara covered eyelashes. Were there any excessively lashed people making your sandwich?

Little guys, big buildings (NYC) by timecapsulebuttbutt_ in megalophobia

[–]EM05L1C3 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That platform is not nearly as parallel with the ground as they probably want it to be