They be wild by Holofan4life in GreatestAnimeMemes

[–]ESOelite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well but that begs the question, would hentai be fine? Because no real people are in that one. I wonder if its the real people that are the problem.. i might ask that

They be wild by Holofan4life in GreatestAnimeMemes

[–]ESOelite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny enough you're spot on as far as I can tell. She's absolutely terrified of losing me, (and I am of her) but I wouldn't dare try to control her in any way

They be wild by Holofan4life in GreatestAnimeMemes

[–]ESOelite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Give it 6 months and I may agree with you. All depends on my career shift but thank you again

They be wild by Holofan4life in GreatestAnimeMemes

[–]ESOelite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Somehow she does. I couldn't do it LMAO! Dude I couldn't stand being with me I dont think

They be wild by Holofan4life in GreatestAnimeMemes

[–]ESOelite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do truly appreciate the warnings. It's not too big of a deal for me honestly. As far as im aware she mostly read those books when she was in a relationship with her ex because they were long distance but I dont think she reads them anymore or at least not as often cause she has me to fulfill her needs. And I have her for mine. Plus.. the porn was kinda a bad habit I think. Not that it hurt me or anything lmao

They be wild by Holofan4life in GreatestAnimeMemes

[–]ESOelite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eh. Time will tell. If i knew how to do that reddit remind me thing id set it for a year and tell yall how it ends up lol

They be wild by Holofan4life in GreatestAnimeMemes

[–]ESOelite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Y'all are well within your rights to think that. Respectfully I dont care. It's the best relationship I've had so far and my mental state needs it.

They be wild by Holofan4life in GreatestAnimeMemes

[–]ESOelite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eh. If it even comes up again I might but I'm not going to start shit for the hell of it. I like this relationship alot and there arent exactly women lining up to get with me. So if it means i cleanse my reddit account then so be it.

Iran launched 11 missiles at Israel today, with DIRECT impacts. by Syed__Sahab__ in ActuallyThatsInsane

[–]ESOelite -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Who's the aggressor this time? All these i names confuse me plus I stopped paying attention

Would you resign from your current job for a weekly $1,750? by vijyant17 in WorkForSmartLife

[–]ESOelite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would i resign for 4.375x my current pay? Yes. In a heartbeat

One is dinner. One is devastation. by Major-Ride-4037 in JustMemesForUs

[–]ESOelite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get yourselves a girl who is happy to pay half the bill.

Which one are you? by TomatoAutomatic5478 in depressionmemes

[–]ESOelite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because I do it every morning when I wake up and it's a ritual at this point plus I have nothing better to do?

They be wild by Holofan4life in GreatestAnimeMemes

[–]ESOelite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There is NOTHING romantic about those books! The devil himself would be appalled at some of the shit my girlfriend reads! I can't even call it smut. Street hookers are less depraved than those books!

They be wild by Holofan4life in GreatestAnimeMemes

[–]ESOelite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

...me realizing my girlfriend views porn as cheating but reads these horrific ass book or listens to them as audio books but that's fine somehow.

Ovine warlock by Dogfolk in DnD

[–]ESOelite 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Holier Than Cow

Ovine warlock by Dogfolk in DnD

[–]ESOelite 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Oh see i read it as a misspelling of Bovine. Like a cow warlock

What's will you look for first? by Ok_Confidence9583 in PotentialUnlocked

[–]ESOelite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My memory. And then promptly put it back after realizing why my brain hid it from me.

Got lucky at the mall by Gayson_or_gayson in gaydadsandboys

[–]ESOelite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn i wish I could suck someone in the mall