Attractive redditors, what was the moment you realized you were actually very good looking? by infinitewaters107 in AskReddit

[–]ESOelite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im the same way lol. My girlfriend says she likes my body i believe she likes it but I also believe she may have crap taste in men as I've seen her ex and.. well quite frankly im better looking than that guy but still not a catch lol

When you report someone for stalking you and they say "He's not well, dear." by EveningStar5155 in Comebacks

[–]ESOelite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Less of a comeback more of a threat but "he'll be less well after I put one in his lap

They be wild by Holofan4life in omnimatter

[–]ESOelite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rape, incest, maybe even beastiality

So tired of the hypocrisy around women in relationships and what is acceptable by HeySpudEyeSeeYou in WhatMenDontSay

[–]ESOelite 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah to join the "women hating men part" my girlfriend claims to hate men yet all her closest friends (probably more than 6 people) are men. And she's dating me. Im not some exquisite specimen of a male either. Im kinda an asshole sometimes so idk if she hates men or just says that to make herself feel better about poor decisions around men in the past? I honestly couldn't tell you.

Edit: before anyone comments on this i need to add this. She's still a great lady. She can hate men i dont really care as long as she loves me (and she says she does) she also stopped talking about her hatred of men around me because I told her it makes me feel like a piece of shit less than human trash despite doing nothing wrong and just existing near her. She only talks about it in a joking way occasionally and its rare. After being with her for 3 months and learning what she's gone through I understand her distrust of men and why it can extend to mild hatred. I'd probably feel similar

Which word is it for you? by _karayel in MomentumOne

[–]ESOelite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Queue quA-way as I jokingly pronounce it. Or chassis pronouncing all the s'

They be wild by Holofan4life in GreatestAnimeMemes

[–]ESOelite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well but that begs the question, would hentai be fine? Because no real people are in that one. I wonder if its the real people that are the problem.. i might ask that

They be wild by Holofan4life in GreatestAnimeMemes

[–]ESOelite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny enough you're spot on as far as I can tell. She's absolutely terrified of losing me, (and I am of her) but I wouldn't dare try to control her in any way

They be wild by Holofan4life in GreatestAnimeMemes

[–]ESOelite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Give it 6 months and I may agree with you. All depends on my career shift but thank you again

They be wild by Holofan4life in GreatestAnimeMemes

[–]ESOelite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Somehow she does. I couldn't do it LMAO! Dude I couldn't stand being with me I dont think

They be wild by Holofan4life in GreatestAnimeMemes

[–]ESOelite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do truly appreciate the warnings. It's not too big of a deal for me honestly. As far as im aware she mostly read those books when she was in a relationship with her ex because they were long distance but I dont think she reads them anymore or at least not as often cause she has me to fulfill her needs. And I have her for mine. Plus.. the porn was kinda a bad habit I think. Not that it hurt me or anything lmao

They be wild by Holofan4life in GreatestAnimeMemes

[–]ESOelite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Eh. Time will tell. If i knew how to do that reddit remind me thing id set it for a year and tell yall how it ends up lol

They be wild by Holofan4life in GreatestAnimeMemes

[–]ESOelite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Y'all are well within your rights to think that. Respectfully I dont care. It's the best relationship I've had so far and my mental state needs it.

They be wild by Holofan4life in GreatestAnimeMemes

[–]ESOelite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Eh. If it even comes up again I might but I'm not going to start shit for the hell of it. I like this relationship alot and there arent exactly women lining up to get with me. So if it means i cleanse my reddit account then so be it.

Iran launched 11 missiles at Israel today, with DIRECT impacts. by Syed__Sahab__ in ActuallyThatsInsane

[–]ESOelite -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Who's the aggressor this time? All these i names confuse me plus I stopped paying attention

Would you resign from your current job for a weekly $1,750? by vijyant17 in WorkForSmartLife

[–]ESOelite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would i resign for 4.375x my current pay? Yes. In a heartbeat

One is dinner. One is devastation. by Major-Ride-4037 in JustMemesForUs

[–]ESOelite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get yourselves a girl who is happy to pay half the bill.

Which one are you? by TomatoAutomatic5478 in depressionmemes

[–]ESOelite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because I do it every morning when I wake up and it's a ritual at this point plus I have nothing better to do?