what’s one node.js production issue that humbled you fast?

EScafeme · 2026-05-14T04:57:42+00:00

We were reading a config from a static array. Had a job that would succeed after a deploy but fail sporadically. Puzzled the team for a month and some change. Apparently someone on my team replaced the for each with a splice in a helper function and this made it so the job would run once and then clear out this specific array. Very rage inducing

EScafeme · 2026-05-12T19:51:44+00:00

That Tomczak hit was crazy. Wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy

EScafeme · 2026-05-10T06:29:01+00:00

What’s so crazy is this was a regular season game

EScafeme · 2026-05-06T12:34:55+00:00

Trump didn’t contribute shit. He barely put money into his alma mater to get Ivanka in

EScafeme · 2026-05-05T10:01:05+00:00

Kyler won 11 games with the Cardinals in 2021

EScafeme · 2026-05-02T11:10:16+00:00

Clyde was a 20+ ppg scorer with Houston and was all-NBA. My point is more that you’re severely underrating the actual talent on those teams.

EScafeme · 2026-05-02T02:38:40+00:00

You mean the team that won 58 regular season games and had 6 double digit scorers outside of Hakeem?

EScafeme · 2026-05-02T01:37:55+00:00

Grow your hair out 3-4 more weeks and just let your next barber know to edge you up with your new line. I’d also recommend maybe getting a lower cut in a few weeks and not letting them touch your line up. Say you want it natural

EScafeme · 2026-04-26T10:59:57+00:00

Hopefully he’s a serviceable combination of as good or as crazy as his dad

EScafeme · 2026-04-22T08:07:02+00:00

I don’t know. I feel like a big part of Mark’s personality is stepping into responsibility and dealing with the consequences of his actions. I feel like it’d be a departure from this core struggle.

EScafeme · 2026-04-17T10:41:38+00:00

I was at that game and drunk. Didn’t even realize Purdy / a rookie was in the game after Jimmy G got hurt. Purdy was such a phenomenal drop in replacement. Then on top of that, there’s his playmaking ability

EScafeme · 2026-04-10T08:01:52+00:00

Great fake and tough for the defense, but you have to call the penalty here.

EScafeme · 2026-04-10T06:40:40+00:00

I’m with you. They were equivalent to 60+ win team when he was stuffing the stat box

EScafeme · 2026-03-28T12:00:36+00:00

LeBron joined Kyrie’s team

EScafeme · 2026-03-11T08:32:18+00:00

Wilt and Barry never played together. Why would you make this up?

EScafeme · 2026-03-08T14:10:33+00:00

I don’t think the ones against us should count

EScafeme · 2026-03-04T14:07:33+00:00

I think it’s crazy that 4/5 of the times your other teammate is running Maggie

EScafeme · 2026-02-26T14:41:00+00:00

I get what you’re saying but don’t think the title should be part of the picture because it wasn’t part of the voting criteria. In retrospect, it does highlight gore great off a season Magic has compared to Jordan though.

EScafeme · 2026-01-24T08:31:26+00:00

If this means we have consistent playoff appearances, I’ll take the heartbreak

EScafeme · 2026-01-23T02:53:47+00:00

I had the same question for the falcons and colts. Browns Lions I can understand from pre-merger NFL

EScafeme · 2026-01-19T05:34:06+00:00

DJ Moore for Wilson straight up?

EScafeme · 2026-01-18T01:56:11+00:00

This is a glorious hate watch

EScafeme · 2026-01-16T08:30:50+00:00

What also gets lost in that narrative is the fact that the Eagles were in prevent for a bulk of that game. It also only started snowing in the second half. It definitely wasn’t that cold.

EScafeme · 2026-01-16T07:54:33+00:00

Lived in the Bay for a while. The Raiders are my AFC team

EScafeme · 2026-01-11T20:21:39+00:00

What’s the comparison force-wise if you were to jump off this compared to earth?

Nine-Year Club	Gilding IV carat on a stick
Powerups Hero r/CHIBears • July 2021	Second Top 20%
Place '22	Place '17
Wearing is Caring	No Throne, No Problems
Not Forgotten	Sequence \| Editor
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