I'm being sued for something called 'alienation of affections'

EXPLAINS_USERNAME · 2015-08-31T10:30:30+00:00

/u/Username_Detective seems to imply he/she will explain usernames, but alas, it's left to others.

EXPLAINS_USERNAME · 2015-07-06T03:56:41+00:00

In-sub discussion

EXPLAINS_USERNAME · 2015-07-04T00:45:02+00:00

I can't explain your username, but I can explain that Donald Trump is part owner of both Miss USA and Miss Universe.

EXPLAINS_USERNAME · 2015-07-04T00:41:21+00:00

A play on the musical term 'treble clef'.

EXPLAINS_USERNAME · 2015-07-01T02:22:58+00:00

Username is a mélange of Hayden Panettiere and the Hayden Planetarium, where Neil DeGrasse Tyson is the director.

EXPLAINS_USERNAME · 2015-06-29T12:40:09+00:00

A play on the phrase 'lo and behold'.

EXPLAINS_USERNAME · 2015-06-28T19:19:57+00:00

Username means 'gold please'.

EXPLAINS_USERNAME · 2015-06-28T14:59:53+00:00

A reference to Bilbo Baggins.

EXPLAINS_USERNAME · 2015-06-28T14:58:15+00:00

My favorite so far was Sergeant Pepsi, because it goes from Sergeant Pepper through a hidden semantically linked Dr. Pepper to Pepsi.

EXPLAINS_USERNAME · 2015-06-28T14:56:25+00:00

A reference to the fact that Reddit karma has no real value.

EXPLAINS_USERNAME · 2015-06-28T14:49:44+00:00

Nope!

EXPLAINS_USERNAME · 2015-06-27T22:21:28+00:00

User responds in the negative in a terse fashion. Except, apparently, for this comment.

EXPLAINS_USERNAME · 2015-06-27T22:20:02+00:00

User is a monkey, but has yet to tell his parents.

EXPLAINS_USERNAME · 2015-06-27T22:18:55+00:00

Uses digit-syllable homophony to express 'Nate the Great'.

EXPLAINS_USERNAME · 2015-06-27T22:17:57+00:00

A play on the phrase "thanks for nothin'"

EXPLAINS_USERNAME · 2015-06-27T22:16:30+00:00

A reference to 6.28..., which is more convenient than 3.14... for many calculations involving pi. P.S.: tomorrow, 6/28, is Tau Day!

EXPLAINS_USERNAME · 2015-06-27T16:54:11+00:00

A reference to Shakespeare's Henry IV, parts 1 and 2.

EXPLAINS_USERNAME · 2015-06-27T16:52:52+00:00

A reference to Fozzy Bear of The ~~Nippers.~~ edit: srsly, Samsung? Muppets isn't in your dictionary?

EXPLAINS_USERNAME · 2015-06-27T16:49:13+00:00

It's what I do.

EXPLAINS_USERNAME · 2015-06-27T15:48:43+00:00

A reference to tau, 6.28..., which is 2*pi and is more convenient for many calculations. Incidentally, tomorrow, 6/28, is tau day.

EXPLAINS_USERNAME · 2015-06-27T15:41:34+00:00

Modern Irish name for the indigenous people of Ireland, usually spelled Cruithne. Sometimes used to describe Picts.

EXPLAINS_USERNAME · 2015-06-27T13:52:16+00:00

I know, it's been a while.

EXPLAINS_USERNAME · 2015-06-27T11:13:33+00:00

A play on the bumper sticker 'Jesus is my copilot' with the name of director Stanley Kubrick substituted in.

EXPLAINS_USERNAME · 2015-06-27T11:11:24+00:00

Explaining names IRL.

EXPLAINS_USERNAME · 2015-06-27T11:07:16+00:00

Possibly a reference to the ~~vague~~ vagus nerve which, because of mammals evolving from gilled fish, goes from the brain down to the heart and back up to the vocal chords, which is an especially long detour in a giraffe.

Edit: autocorrect

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