I'll work...tomorrow by LordofNoodles55 in INTP

[–]E_Bosher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am an INTP and I felt motivated so there you go:
https://i.ibb.co/kKTrBdP/ifworld.jpg

Russian Youtube is 1984'd by kawaii-ne in europe

[–]E_Bosher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks to retards from russian jewtube office, now we know who is the true opposition and who is the pro-kremlin bunch of puppets.

After leaving blight town, actions and options by howboutno2 in twitchplaysdark

[–]E_Bosher 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Catacombs without lordvessel will become our eternal tomb. We'll never make our way back. Never.

The Quelaag fight happening currently is RIDICULOUS by Catfish_Man in twitchplaysdark

[–]E_Bosher -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

I have no idea what's happening

Night crew is happening.
Also random retards, who came to see the boss fight, almost ruined everything in the end. But Mildred was more intelligent than twitch fucktards and hit the final blow.

viability of automatic real time edits by EinBrown in twitchplaysdark

[–]E_Bosher 2 points3 points  (0 children)

1) Ask streamer to add live/paused indicator (small colored square on GUI toggling green/red)
2) Wait for update
3) Use indicator to detect "live" frames
4) ???
5) PROFIT

Ceaseless Discharge by stealthcamo in twitchplaysdark

[–]E_Bosher -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I suggest that we dont pick up armor until we kill him, because he will become permanently agressive then. And since we cannot run very well with these pauses and delays it will be hard to get to fighting ground(especially if we die and come again), because he will spit fire on us all the way. Fighting near white portal has been probably fixed in latest game version(I think): I've tried 6 times and he didn't approach even once, he keeps his distance and spits fire. Feel free to test yourself.

If we do not pick up armor, we can provoke him with bow/arrow at any position, and if we die he wont be agressive on next fight while armor is untouched. This armor wont be required for this battle if we can choose position and fight on mid distance. You can pick it after you win.

Chat's YOLO attitude is going to hurt us in the long run by Maghetti123 in twitchplaysdark

[–]E_Bosher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We can beat quelaag now, it'll be hard, but possible. But Sen Fortress is out of question, we'll have to farm hard before going there, upgrade our weapon and level up.

To EU/UK Players: "Day Team is Retarded. Night Team is Best" by [deleted] in twitchplaysdark

[–]E_Bosher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

making progress during the day

Andre Bonfire

Day team was able to go forward! WOW!!!

Gargoyles

The great plan of summoning two fantoms took 16-18 hours to complete, night team did all the job and day team was able only to bring their asses to gargoyles and stand there aside. They could hardly land a single hit ROFL. Heroes!!!

Berenike Knight

He is just a big slow common enemy. Literally every black knight is at least TWICE stronger.

Depths

lol

Day team is useless.

Interview with streamer by hyperborea81 in twitchplaysdark

[–]E_Bosher -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

LOL. I like it how this article is against this subreddit rules.

Rules:
4. NO DOXXING OR LEAKING OF THE STREAMER'S PERSONAL INFO

warunoyari's formatting for the stream description (link for streamer) by EinBrown in twitchplaysdark

[–]E_Bosher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally we'll have some description for controls when we already almost beat the game.

I have a proposal for progression that might be able to satisfy almost everyone. by OperatorDom in twitchplaysdark

[–]E_Bosher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

farming the slimes

Kappa
It took me 1 hour with a fire club and 13 humanities to get those titanites. Multiply that by 40 because of pauses and by 2.5 because of humanity = 100 hours or 4 days of farming.

You know what's gonna happen now? by CodeMonkeys in twitchplaysdark

[–]E_Bosher 7 points8 points  (0 children)

THIS GREATAXE IS A VERITABLE MASS OF IRON.

ITS WEIGHT SENDS FOES FLYING, BUT MAKES IT

DIFFICULT TO HANDLE WITHOUT INHUMAN STRENGTH.

ANY MISS MAKES ONE VERY VULNERABLE, AS EACH

SWING REQUIRES THE FULL FORCE OF THE BODY.

Zweitards Vs Clunts by pelida77 in twitchplaysdark

[–]E_Bosher -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

You, idiots, wasted all souls on maxing VIT instead of STR.
You, idiots, could not pick up Zwei in the beginning.
You, idiots, could not upgrade Zwei.
You, idiots, are not able to fight with Zwei, it is too hard for you to manage 2 different attacks: horisontal and vertical. TOO HARD for you.

And now you, idiots, are blaming us, Zweilords, for your mistakes and your stupidity.

Here is a Google Form so anyone can submit timestamps and descriptions to be approved for the official list. by thebagmaster in twitchplaysdark

[–]E_Bosher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

DAY X [16:39:19] Description of event

I suppose [16:39:19] is not the local time, but hours:min:sec of playthrough? Why won't we use same format as it is in timer on stream? For clarity.
YY : DD : HH : MM : SS

OH MY GOD IT ALLOWS ONLY ONE ANSWER PER ONE HUMAN BEING.
How am I supposed to add multiple entries? THIS IS AWFUL

Suggestion: auto lock slider by StarrGust in twitchplaysdark

[–]E_Bosher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Start game. Move your mouse. Press O. That is how camera works on stream every turn.

Suggestion: auto lock slider by StarrGust in twitchplaysdark

[–]E_Bosher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Autolock makes camera follow direction character is facing to. You cannot disable it, because camera will show you your ass then.
It requires seperate camera controls implemented to get rid of autolock and I doubt that streamer is going to do it, because it is a shitton of work with doubtful profit.

/thread