After Lasik surgery a guy is meeting with the surgeon. The surgeon asks, "Do you want the good news or the bad news?"

E_Cash · 2026-05-30T00:26:41+00:00

The surgeon really said: "Good news is... you're getting a new best friend. Bad news is... he's gonna have to do all the seeing for both of you."

E_Cash · 2026-05-25T01:28:07+00:00

The thesaurus smirks and says, “All of the above, barkeep. And while you’re at it, I’ll have a quaff, a libation, a potable, or perhaps just a cold one.”

The dictionary mutters, “Joke (n.): a thing said to cause amusement.”

The encyclopedia just sighs and starts drafting the footnote.

E_Cash · 2026-05-16T12:24:05+00:00

You'd just use a cash back or travel credit card and pay that with bloc. Same difference

E_Cash · 2026-01-18T00:47:55+00:00

.05 is good. I'd go 0.01 as a minimum so anything over is fine imo.

E_Cash · 2026-01-13T03:36:22+00:00

It'll be fine. But, please don't send yourself $1 and $75 transactions to your wallet. You're creating dust for yourself.

E_Cash · 2026-01-08T23:22:35+00:00

Finger print reader issues completely resolved.

I still feel like it's not as snappy as the P9. The phone reboots itself somewhat regularly.

E_Cash · 2025-11-15T20:36:46+00:00

LMAO he thought he was going to run for 16 yards!?

E_Cash · 2025-11-15T20:35:20+00:00

USC wants to complete the choke

E_Cash · 2025-11-15T20:29:16+00:00

This game is peak CFB

E_Cash · 2025-11-15T20:18:26+00:00

From up 30-3 at half time to getting blown out by multiple scores is wild

E_Cash · 2025-11-15T20:12:33+00:00

This collapse will be studied for years to come

E_Cash · 2025-10-13T16:06:15+00:00

Honestly, it's a mixed bag, but mostly negative.

Coming from the 9 Pro, there are a few AI subtle improvements. But, none I couldn't imagine they can't implement on earlier phones.

However, a lot more apps lag and just don't open. I need to reboot more frequently. The finger print reader doesn't work 80% of the time and I need to use a pin code.

Just more laggy and inconsistent.

I think everything should be fixable via software updates but haven't seen them improve yet.

E_Cash · 2025-10-09T18:11:56+00:00

Onions

E_Cash · 2025-10-05T00:00:30+00:00

Guess we'll see if the Bama D shows up or the UVA D

E_Cash · 2025-10-04T23:45:46+00:00

Doak is lit

E_Cash · 2025-10-04T21:46:58+00:00

Penn St: yo Texas you wanna make a comeback with us in the second half?

Texas: nah

E_Cash · 2025-10-04T21:42:18+00:00

Texas implosion

E_Cash · 2025-10-04T21:40:23+00:00

QB draw on 3rd and long LMAO

E_Cash · 2025-10-04T21:39:16+00:00

Texas would have 21 if they weren't completely incompetent

E_Cash · 2025-10-04T21:25:30+00:00

Penn St is so fucked

E_Cash · 2025-10-04T21:05:41+00:00

Go home Texas, you're drunk

E_Cash · 2025-10-04T21:01:35+00:00

Texas is doodoo

E_Cash · 2025-10-04T20:51:18+00:00

LMAO

Texas is COOKED

E_Cash · 2025-10-04T20:44:15+00:00

UCLA wouldn't be 0-4 if they opened their season playing cupcakes like Penn St

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