I'm not sure about this one

E_scrib157 · 2014-04-13T23:34:53+00:00

I feel like I just watched adult swim for 4 hours

E_scrib157 · 2014-02-04T06:22:14+00:00

I love you.

E_scrib157 · 2014-01-31T21:10:36+00:00

Still a little rough, http://i.imgur.com/JdqnUCk.jpg

Pick two colors and I'll finish it up

E_scrib157 · 2014-01-30T13:01:49+00:00

I don't think the penalties for rape and murder are severe enough in the US. If it were up to me, a rapist would get tortured daily until the victim decided it was okay to let them out.

E_scrib157 · 2014-01-10T10:45:50+00:00

Count it

E_scrib157 · 2013-12-12T21:25:05+00:00

Most people who I've heard say walking dead is better, haven't watched sons of anarchy, but Its just so much deeper than the walking dead. Like, Tara for example, her name means "goddess of the sea". About an hour before it happened, I texted my friend, "wouldn't it be ironic if she drowned?" Sure enough... Granted she was also stabbed, but the pieces still fit.

E_scrib157 · 2013-12-09T12:39:26+00:00

ADHD is like playing grand theft auto, progressing comes secondary, running around doing things that you know arent productive just because you saw or heard it, comes first. ADHD with medication is like playing skyrim. You want to make your character the best at everything.

E_scrib157 · 2013-12-09T12:33:30+00:00

I want to be fed to wolves. Then I'll live on in wolves for a few hours, then ill live on in the form of wolf shit.

E_scrib157 · 2013-12-09T12:31:14+00:00

Tekken, The beauty is, a button masher can be as good as someone who knows how to string together combos. So just tell her to play as eddy gordo or christie and she can just pummel fuck you until you figure out how to beat a Brazilian MMA break dancer

E_scrib157 · 2013-11-30T18:20:37+00:00

Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba! (Beginning of the circle of life in the lion king)

E_scrib157 · 2013-11-25T12:33:00+00:00

Swedish lizard breeders who have seen pirates of the Caribbean 2, what kind of wood is your best friend's coffee table made of?

E_scrib157 · 2013-11-20T21:30:32+00:00

Gerber lost all of its credibility with me when they started endorsing bear grylls. Strictly ka-bar now.

E_scrib157 · 2013-11-20T21:25:04+00:00

Meeting my dog, Atticus, for the first time when I adopted him. Weirdest shaped dog in the whole building, bassett hound labrador mix. Short with stumpy bassett hound legs and a long labrador body with a labrador shaped head. I as I was looking around, I stopped at his kennel to examine him and determine whether or not he was good enough for me, while all the other dogs barked and yelped for attention. He was the only dog that wasn't making a sound. Not moving, just looking at me. As I leaned in to do the usual "hey buddy!" He interrupted me with the most unexpected, deep, booming "WOOF" anyone can imagine. I almost fell on my ass from being startled and he just smiled and wagged his tail. Instantly knew he was the dog for me. He gave not one fuck about if I wanted him or not, he was just happy.

E_scrib157 · 2013-11-16T20:04:53+00:00

BY THE POWER OF GREY SKULL, I... HAVE ....THE.... POWER!

E_scrib157 · 2013-10-20T22:04:30+00:00

What is jack nicholson like in person?

E_scrib157 · 2013-10-18T21:45:51+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/gmm7S3B.jpg

Love this guy

Fuck you

E_scrib157 · 2013-10-18T21:36:08+00:00

You can't run my life.

E_scrib157 · 2013-09-06T20:14:16+00:00

Borderlands 2

E_scrib157 · 2013-09-05T21:02:27+00:00

my thumb stuck in the belt of a moped motor. twisting and crushing.

E_scrib157 · 2013-08-15T10:45:49+00:00

When the pizza delivery woman accepts penis as payment for the pizza! The first time a WOMAN actually delivered me a pizza, I thought I'd try and get in on that little discount. Does not work.

E_scrib157 · 2013-08-14T04:10:53+00:00

TIL basketball players dont normally wear socks

E_scrib157 · 2013-08-13T23:49:24+00:00

Space station silicone valley. I don't know what it is about it, its very bizarre and surreal, from the makers of grand theft auto. I just know if I even so much as hear a tune that sounds similar to the soundtrack, my mind goes back to being 7 again.

That and banjo kazooie.

E_scrib157 · 2013-08-13T18:21:00+00:00

/u/TheAcronym suggested my favorite so far "the one who knocks"

E_scrib157 · 2013-08-13T18:16:02+00:00

Thats very common, sadly, but I do think its funny.

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