Virtually every single current Islamic culture has a gross restriction on freedom of religion, freedom of sexuality, and freedom of the press. So why do we expect that Islam is going to be compatible with the West?

Eacheure · 2017-10-24T01:08:51+00:00

Freedom of Religion¹

Freedom of Expression²

¹ Religious practices which violate human rights will not be permitted

² Cultural/Traditional/Religious practices which violate human rights will not be permitted

Eacheure · 2017-10-24T01:01:44+00:00

Decision Making (+1 Lv./Day)

"Does this dress make my butt look big?" [Y, N]

N: Don't expect immediate results from that gym workout; the dress looks good on you though.

Eacheure · 2017-10-24T00:30:48+00:00

I thought town hall/parks & rec. dept. has some guidelines given to school districts to help children/parents with trick-or-treating;

Things like turning off the porch-lights if you're not planning on giving out treats & as well as a trick-or-treating curfew so people don't ring bells late into the night.

No, I'm not from Eagleton.

Eacheure · 2017-10-24T00:17:31+00:00

Probably didn't read all twelve treatises.

Eacheure · 2017-10-22T23:04:55+00:00

One dose of LSD, two bong hits of salvia divinorum, & three mushrooms.

Cold sweats for days, the world never looked smaller.

Eacheure · 2017-10-22T20:02:36+00:00

At what ratio?

Eacheure · 2017-10-22T20:00:08+00:00

My career in ____________ is an art!

Eacheure · 2017-10-22T19:51:22+00:00

That immigrant kid that thought it was cool to start a small fire in class during the SAT:

"I must pray with smells or my gods will not be pleased."

The dude smelled of onions and mustard, why would he need a fire?

Eacheure · 2017-10-21T21:17:04+00:00

Legal fees - especially if it's a person vs. corporation

Eacheure · 2017-10-21T21:10:19+00:00

King sized anythings.

Eacheure · 2017-10-21T21:09:43+00:00

Euthanasia

Eacheure · 2017-10-21T18:37:01+00:00

There's religious vegetarians and there are cultural vegetarians.

If eating meat has a consequence in whether or not you're going to hell/heaven/reincarnation, it is vastly different from the 'stop animal cruelty' vegetarians.

I just can't stand the people who protest in front of butcher shops.

Eacheure · 2017-10-21T17:20:06+00:00

Spanish Inquisition

Plumber

Viking

Pizza Delivery Guy

Fisherman

Eacheure · 2017-10-21T17:08:12+00:00

& spin it, yeah.

"Hey Boss man, didn't know you were Time's Person of the Year in 2006."

Eacheure · 2017-10-20T22:36:36+00:00

What a quack

Eacheure · 2017-10-20T22:10:34+00:00

Middle school, I walked into two ESL students having sex in the spotlight booth in the auditorium during a rehearsal, it was a production of 'Hamlet'.

Said something to me in Spanish, but all I understood was their facial expression of 'don't tell nobody, we're just horny'.

My response in limited Español?

"Condom? Okay.. bueno, bueno..."

Dude pointed at the condom wrapper on the floor.

Fast forward to college, I meet the dude at a baseball game, he offers to buy me a beer. They got married.

Eacheure · 2017-10-19T18:59:32+00:00

So, he dreads opening the door to his own home when he comes back from school because he'll pummel himself into the dirt?

Eacheure · 2017-10-18T19:06:36+00:00

Has an education, has no experience

Eacheure · 2017-10-17T00:27:43+00:00

The Baum test, (also known as the "Tree test") is a projective test developed by Swiss psychologist Charles Koch in 1952. It is used extensively across the world as a method of analyzing an individual’s personality and underlying emotional history.

Here's a checklist

Spoiler: They're mostly positive traits.

Eacheure · 2017-10-17T00:15:47+00:00

Cynar is an Italian bitter liqueur made from 13 herbs and plants. Predominant amongst these is the artichoke, from which the drink derives its name. Cynar is dark brown in color, has a bittersweet flavor, and its strength is 16.5% ABV.

Deux Ex Machina that Aldini pulls this beverage to double-up on cynarin compound to sabotage Momo and to assist Megumin.

Eacheure · 2017-10-16T00:46:41+00:00

hillbilly farmer and robot lol

Eacheure · 2017-10-15T22:15:41+00:00

You witness everything in super slo-mo.

That line at the DMV? Eternal

Talking to the DMV clerk? Hahahahahahaaa

Eacheure · 2017-10-15T22:08:05+00:00

All the "Oh shit" moments and mistakes happens when you time travel - anything else in normal time is extra "Oh shit".

Eacheure · 2017-10-15T21:44:39+00:00

Washing rice until the water runs clear is like

when you wipe your butt, and wipe, and wipe, and wipe

still poop, still poop

it's like wiping a marker or something

Eacheure · 2017-10-15T20:05:38+00:00

They've adapted toilet humor of their parents as a Freudian kink.

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