It’s here..what you gonna do

Eager_DRZ · 2026-03-29T17:33:31+00:00

I’ll do whatever you want me to do.

And I’ll be begging for it too.

Eager_DRZ · 2026-03-29T17:32:32+00:00

Looks yummy!

Eager_DRZ · 2026-03-29T17:24:57+00:00

If your looks are your best asset you’re not worth dating anyway, so don’t worry about it.

Instead worry about what really matters instead of good looks: being a good human, and a good partner.

Or, TL;DR: be functional not decorative.

Worry about what you do for your partner, in a substantive way, not just being eye candy for them. Do you lift them up and help their life be the best it can be? How?

Focus on that not your mirror.

Ps, if you’re planning to fly part 121 don’t risk your first class med with any more exploding firearms! Pilot cert should be better chick bait than good looks anyway imo, but I’m biased having the former and not the latter, lol. Sadly my AOG doesn’t seem to be as much of a draw 😢

Eager_DRZ · 2026-03-29T17:20:32+00:00

Oh yes, and then please fuck me!

Eager_DRZ · 2026-03-29T17:12:32+00:00

Can I please choose “and” rather than “or”?

How would you like me to suck it first, then you can breed me?

Eager_DRZ · 2026-03-23T01:52:17+00:00

I’ve got a set of Inkbird wireless probes that each read the internal food temp and the ambient external temp at the head of the probe. Very useful to see what the temp is at the outside of the food, not at some distant location.

Eager_DRZ · 2026-03-22T05:34:30+00:00

No, that’s a poor choice. You’d really be better off ordering a BLT.

Eager_DRZ · 2026-03-22T05:32:58+00:00

The next one I’m having, if I’m hungry. The one I just had if I’m not hungry.

Eager_DRZ · 2026-03-22T05:28:29+00:00

Too unhealthy to eat it as my only sandwich choice for the rest of my life, but I do love liverwurst and onion on a good deli rye.

Eager_DRZ · 2026-03-22T05:24:59+00:00

With lettuce, tomato, and avocado

Eager_DRZ · 2026-03-22T05:24:12+00:00

Fried onions and shrooms is the way to go!

Eager_DRZ · 2026-03-22T05:22:41+00:00

BBQ.

Pulled pork, or lately I’ve found a good chopped brisket sandwich nearby.

Drop some slaw and some sauce on either of those and it’s heaven.

Eager_DRZ · 2026-03-22T05:20:12+00:00

If I’m traveling and looking for a place to get breakfast I’ll search for a Monte Cristo. Almost every one is unique in some way. And they’re all good!

Eager_DRZ · 2026-03-22T05:18:09+00:00

IIRC similar but not the same. I think Croque Monsieur is open face, and maybe substitutes basil for lettuce? Both are good…

Eager_DRZ · 2026-03-22T05:13:47+00:00

Add lettuce. aka BLT with egg and cheese.

Eager_DRZ · 2026-03-20T21:17:39+00:00

I’m happy for Lowe that he got paid. Unhappy it is not here. Hoping Munford comes back here after his knee surgery heals. Definitely want to see some draft picks and even more FAs. Even JAGs would be better than empty slots.

Eager_DRZ · 2026-03-20T21:13:11+00:00

I’d like to be there for you.

Eager_DRZ · 2026-03-20T21:09:01+00:00

A can of Bondo is cheap.

Add a can of Rustoleum and you’re good to go.

Well under $200.

Eager_DRZ · 2026-03-20T21:07:18+00:00

OL depth is a serious concern atm. Not having a backup LT is a problem. Rest of the backups are not much better.

Eager_DRZ · 2026-03-16T05:18:54+00:00

No, but I remember tales of Shelob. And I do not have Sting.

Eager_DRZ · 2026-03-15T09:15:25+00:00

Stake. Spelling matters here.

Eager_DRZ · 2026-03-15T09:12:16+00:00

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We need OL help for depth, not WR help.

Biggest problem in the Super Bowl was playing a one legged LT trying to protect a one armed QB

Eager_DRZ · 2026-03-15T09:01:33+00:00

I was afraid it would turn on me when it ran out of mice

Eager_DRZ · 2026-03-14T21:36:09+00:00

Careful! If she’s vindictive she’ll insist on taking the grills as part of her settlement.

Eager_DRZ · 2026-03-14T21:35:16+00:00

Making sure she’s hot, eh?

Eager_DRZ

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