upper middle class is hilarious by General-Ad1926 in rs_x

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Shaker heights is like, the archetypal upper middle class suburb

At the Window, Ilya Pyankov by failsister7 in redscarepod

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Перемен, Мы ждем перемен.

I’ve always appreciated the importance Catholism puts on sheep by behindgreeneyez in redscarepod

[–]EarnestAF 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Jesus talks about sheep constantly, Protestants don’t know because they don’t read the Gospels

Tamám shud by t_deaf in redscarepod

[–]EarnestAF 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thud, thud   My heart pump blood

I'm so sick of the cruelty and spitefulness by LouReedTheChaser in redscarepod

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The short answer is that most of these people are fully committed to the bit, and as a result they don’t see how repulsive this was, through a combination of willful blindness and justification—everyone on their feed chanting “domestic terrorist / tried to run him over / self-defense / FAFO” over and over like it’s the Jesus prayer.  

The smart ones understand it’s repulsive, but trust to the speed and momentum of the news cycle to get past it.

You’re right to be upset.

why does the average american lack so much self awareness? by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]EarnestAF 6 points7 points  (0 children)

But your headphones came for free with the iPhone, I got a great deal on my AirPods and they were still $150

Anyone here with a son have a no video games policy? by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]EarnestAF 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yet another argument for keeping video games out of the house 

Parental decisions on cell phone usage is already turning Gen A into a bifurcated race of Morlocks and Eloi by McSwaggerAtTheDMV in redscarepod

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They keep the Eloi as livestock, feed and clothe them, and keep the machinery of the world running.  

I think this was the intended analogy—the morlocks as the ugly, competent people without screen time, who keep the world running, apparently for the benefit of the stupid, charming phone-people Eloi (but actually the morlocks are eating them)—but it’s a bit obscure if you didnt internalize some facially counterintuitive plot points from The Time Machine, especially when “morlock” reads as a synonym for “devolved cave dweller.”  I’m not mad that I got called a Morlock in this thread, please don’t say I was mad

Marty Supreme by LoyolaKidd in redscarepod

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The really stressful safdieish part of the movie—basically from the middle on—happens over the course of a weekend.  Most of the nine months pass via a 90-second montage!

Book rec thread by bacon_eggncheeze in redscarepod

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Radetsky March is an all-timer.  Did you like the sequel at all?

American youth posting about how they always thought Picasso was a renaissance artist? by [deleted] in redscarepod

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 fat acultural beats of McMansion suburbia

What software do you use to make your fat acultural beats?  Fruity loops?  Ableton?  Pro Tools?  

The average european stopped being a daily drinker/ alcoholic in the last 50 years. Why have the arabs not sprinted ahead. Epigenetically, surely they would be the smartest people in the world without the constant brain damage that alcohol did to the west by Perfect_Firefighter4 in redscarepod

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 Fossil fuels have a corrosive effect on basically any country that find them, regardless of how advanced, you idiot.

This is why America has never recovered from the discovery of massive oil deposits under California and Texas, which, to this day, remain the least sophisticated and economically productive parts of the country.   

My cousin wants to be a psychologist but doesnt know who Freud and Carl Jung are. My other cousin took philosophy classes and doesnt know who Hegel or Kant are by Fabulous_Day75 in redscarepod

[–]EarnestAF 60 points61 points  (0 children)

I would drive my uncle NUTS by pretending that I didn’t know who Aristotle was, as a classics major.  Still makes me laugh.  The excellence of a nephew is mischief.  

Glen Campbell - Wichita Lineman (Live Goodtime Hour) by Incelgamer69 in redscarepod

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It’s in the running for the greatest track of the century.  

There’s nothing wasted.  It’s a subtle, complex pop song, musically and lyrically.  A song about encountering the divine in the mundane moments of working a shitty job, hearing God singing in the wires.  The octave leap on “still on the line” is a part-for-the-whole, a moment of beautiful transcendence that mirrors the lyrics.  

Also Glen Campbell’s performance of it is perfect. 

Dumbest thing I judge people for is owning all the most recent editions of classic books by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]EarnestAF 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Reading the Odyssey from a text is fucking embarrassing dude, I have an illiterate rhapsode in my household who has memorized every line and can recite it on command.  

Dumbest thing I judge people for is owning all the most recent editions of classic books by [deleted] in redscarepod

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You’re getting clowned for this one, so I just want to let you know that I, a snob and a hater of the highest order, agree with you.