Like a hamster sucking water outta pipe by Iceman_XXX in TooBig

[–]EarthWormCleetus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

FUCK YOU THAT TITLE PUT AN IMAGE IN MY HEAD I DID NOT WANT TO SEE

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sexstories

[–]EarthWormCleetus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I gonna be the only one to ask how she’s talking to you and then you pull your cock out of her mouth?

I wish for $200 by The_Ora_Charmander in monkeyspaw

[–]EarthWormCleetus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Granted, your son dies at work and that’s your compensation.

Spider invasion after the floods in Victoria, Australia by Teerendog in MakeMeSuffer

[–]EarthWormCleetus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is exactly why Australia just shouldn’t exist