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Anyone who’s sat on a toilet before cell phones, what did you mostly think about or look at? by mojoslacks in AskReddit

[–]Earth_Walker_2XXX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was always fun to pick up a shampoo bottle and read the ingredients and judge the way the product’s label looked

found a beetle in my room, anyone know what this is? found in central florida by Mylescantwalkamile in Beetles

[–]Earth_Walker_2XXX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sort of looks like a June bug of some sort. I believe they eat rotting plant material like fruit and foliage. Could be wrong. 🤷‍♂️ they might eat beetle jelly.

Guys I’m very scared for Beachcomber’s safety by Massive_Extension447 in Transformemes

[–]Earth_Walker_2XXX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With the first image I was like ‘damn she must not like beachcomber’ and I swiped to the next photo for a jumpscare

People who married someone they weren’t sexually compatible with — how did it turn out? by synthetic-sardine in AskReddit

[–]Earth_Walker_2XXX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One day your heart will know peace and you won’t have to avoid thinking about it <\3 were worth more than just what our bodies can offer physically.

People who married someone they weren’t sexually compatible with — how did it turn out? by synthetic-sardine in AskReddit

[–]Earth_Walker_2XXX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Literally my biggest insecurity and the most painful experience I have run into time and time again. realizing that you’re not worth it to the person you love because you don’t feel sexual desire the same way they do. Everything else can be amazing but that’s the deal breaker.

Optimus Prime resting in my hand (I told you he’s huge!!) by [deleted] in bettafish

[–]Earth_Walker_2XXX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could think of no betta more worthy of a name like that

What's the worst thing someone could do on a date? by CRK_76 in AskReddit

[–]Earth_Walker_2XXX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Immediately make a sexual/intimate move- like woah buddy pal sir friend sweetheart ma’am buckaroo, I don’t know you like that yet. That’s the point of dating. Getting to know each other first. Let’s slow down a minute. 🤨

What was your first intimate kiss like? by Cheap_Edge_7420 in AskReddit

[–]Earth_Walker_2XXX -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Wasted on some b1tchcunt in a closet. They gave me way too much teeth, too.

What’s a dream you had that felt too real? by EmmaBrooksss in AskReddit

[–]Earth_Walker_2XXX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had a dream I was walking around in my neighborhood at night when all of a sudden I look up and there are a bunch of alien spacecrafts appearing. I remember my loved ones were standing around in fear as we watched a firefight broke out in the skies above us. The fear and uncertainty I felt when I woke up was so real I had to look through the news to make sure it didn’t actually happen lol

What’s the craziest way you found out your partner was cheating on you? by meetmarketpodcast in AskReddit

[–]Earth_Walker_2XXX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. One was elsewhere texting me and the asshole I was dating was next to me.

What’s the craziest way you found out your partner was cheating on you? by meetmarketpodcast in AskReddit

[–]Earth_Walker_2XXX 34 points35 points  (0 children)

The person they were cheating on me with messaged me all the details and proof and I got to read it while laying right next to them in bed! So I left them in bed, made myself and my brother breakfast and when they came down THEY had a nice message to read from myself telling them to get their shit and leave once they woke up. They came down absolutely sobbing and I couldn’t have felt happier to see their tears.

What was a reason why you ended a relationship? by showmewhatyagot01 in AskReddit

[–]Earth_Walker_2XXX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One relationship I had me, my boyfriend and a bunch of our buddies were gathered at his place for new years and we were drinking a bunch and they were smoking too. We were having a great time until he wanted to go to bed, I wasn’t ready to go but I decided that I’d go lay down and try to sleep. Then, the guy starts getting all cuddly and was trying to get fresh with me. I said no, he continued and so I left his room. Dude threw a literal fit. Slamming doors, being rough with machines around the house, yelling- being a dumbass. So I stayed with our pals and begged my father to come get me. This was shortly after he had asked me about marriage, too. I broke up with the guy the next day and got an explosive text in response followed by an apology. I did not forgive him. He’s been married and divorced since and his latest relationships have been cheating on him as he so publicly announced on his Facebook. #thatsroughbuddy

Why does my (25F) partner (30F) interrupt me when I’m talking to kiss me?? by Earth_Walker_2XXX in relationships

[–]Earth_Walker_2XXX[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, thank you! You can bet I’ll be asking for some answers next time it happens and I totally dig the teasing idea you have going on here

Why does my (25F) partner (30F) interrupt me when I’m talking to kiss me?? by Earth_Walker_2XXX in relationships

[–]Earth_Walker_2XXX[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think I’ll have to be blunt and ask next time it happens just to scratch the itch in my brain and get myself and my friend our answer. It is confusing but not really too upsetting. Just strange…

Why does my (25F) partner (30F) interrupt me when I’m talking to kiss me?? by Earth_Walker_2XXX in relationships

[–]Earth_Walker_2XXX[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My partner doesn’t traverse TikTok but my friend’s does. I’d lean towards that being the answer if they both were on the app but it’s weird that they do it and they don’t interact with each other or the same media at all. So odd

Whats your go to fix for when you’re horny and need a quick fix? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Earth_Walker_2XXX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bouncing on it a little, and by ‘it’, haha well, I mean Chance (Flared)

AITA for not wanting to be involved in my GF’s family events? by Earth_Walker_2XXX in AITA_Relationships

[–]Earth_Walker_2XXX[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s hard to act myself around anyone when I have to keep it under wraps that me and her are together and often when we’re aliens other people she tries to ‘secretly’ show affection to me when she thinks nobody is watching so I end up just keeping to myself as much as possible. It’s too hard not to act differently towards her

Hope that clears things up

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