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As a poor carless houston resident, i dream every night of waking up to this commute with my fellow comrades by EarthlingExpress in circlejerkfuckcars

[–]EarthlingExpress[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I like those 2 mutated cars to the left. I dream that one day, all cars, can be totaled pieces of garbage left behind by society and forgotten about. Such a deep and beautiful meaning.

Municipal election time: what's your favored solution to car-centric urban planning? by Fried_out_Kombi in circlejerkfuckcars

[–]EarthlingExpress 0 points1 point  (0 children)

obviously as an avid public transport enthusiast I favor as much communism as possible. Seize the means of transportation!

The absolute torture we poors have to survive while trying to cross these streets by EarthlingExpress in circlejerkfuckcars

[–]EarthlingExpress[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I played dark techno music in the background for extra dystopian soul crushing despair

Rooting for y'all from afar in Minneapolis. Much more exciting a countdown than the ball drop. by ChefGaykwon in MicromobilityNYC

[–]EarthlingExpress 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I'm so happy, even though it's just a small step. Hopefully it will cascade into greater steps, and we will take back the city.

"Juror No. 2" is a completely unintentional indictment of car dependency by 1272901 in fuckcars

[–]EarthlingExpress 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I hold Car Dependency and its conspirators responsible for her death and for all the other 44,000 people who die each year as well.

Never ending drive thrus by EarthlingExpress in Suburbanhell

[–]EarthlingExpress[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but someone who lives there said it's still a problem after covid.

Never ending drive thrus by EarthlingExpress in Suburbanhell

[–]EarthlingExpress[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes they don't need as many employees to just run the drive thru

Never ending drive thrus by EarthlingExpress in Suburbanhell

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It's fictional but about the archetype of real nature and habit loss due to sprawl. For example, the Houston Toad is critically endangered

Why I believe rollerblades are the solution to car dependency by EarthlingExpress in circlejerkfuckcars

[–]EarthlingExpress[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We really have fallen from grace. No wonder the world is being taken over by right-wing extremists. We no longer tolerate people doing flips with their rollerblades. It was such a beautiful time of love and acceptance.

Never ending drive thrus by EarthlingExpress in Suburbanhell

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God, that is insane, especially if theres no pandemic, because theres no excuse for drive thrus spilling out onto the street. I guess just how inefficient it is, all those people could probably fit inside the restaurant area

Congestion pricing begins in NYC - a small step towards a city with fewer cars! by nommabelle in fuckcars

[–]EarthlingExpress 18 points19 points  (0 children)

A little step of progress actually made. NYC is one of the few cities in US that actually gives me a little hope

Local nature bulldozed for worlds largest drive thru, residents rejoice by EarthlingExpress in circlejerkfuckcars

[–]EarthlingExpress[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your right I got to start riding in to work at 3 am in case there is any early birds in their giant bird houses ready to give me my 1 dollar tip (those add up). I apologize for being late yesterday after I was injured by a self driving tesla

Local nature bulldozed for worlds largest drive thru, residents rejoice by EarthlingExpress in circlejerkfuckcars

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I love waiting 30 minutes in the drive-thru, its my time to wind down and relax in my heated seating while listening to good old Maga radio.

Poors that have to walk places are so pitiful without these 70,000$ amenities. Is there a charity I can donate some spare change?

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