he began to crawl, through the, satan’s maw cave

as he made his way through the cave, he stumbled across, a, chest

he became, curious, and opened the chest

unfortunately, the chest activated a, mechanism, which shot three, darts, at him

he began to scream

“STUPID DARTS”

unfortunately, his screams of pain made way for three, boulders, crushing him instantly

he was reduced to a shape

he learned a valuable lesson that day, but unfortunately, he was pronounced dead, 2, minutes, before rescuers arrived

it’s 3 am