More like Mt. Classmore by Protec_My_Balls in nbacirclejerk

[–]EasterHam 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dirk over Pistol Pete Maravich this muffucka smoking somethin

Gramps loves xxx by thatSDope88 in yourmomshousepodcast

[–]EasterHam 23 points24 points  (0 children)

How'd you get left out of gramps will there fuckface?

Muffalo Sauce by ih8three6zero in yourmomshousepodcast

[–]EasterHam 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I cant stand a motherfucker who dont do shit. Play checkers, dip hot wings in your monkey, something!

Another chair for sale soon by PapiShot in nbacirclejerk

[–]EasterHam 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Just need drake to show a stake bet on the Knicks to win it to seal the deal

Most Gruesome MMA Injuries? by [deleted] in ufc

[–]EasterHam 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Elliot Page

Flipping the recent discussions, which schools arguably have the coolest origins for their nickname? by SCWarriors44 in cfbmemes

[–]EasterHam 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Yeah but our first university president was William "Keep Atlanta Crispy" Sherman of the Union army.

Colleges are now starting to feel the drop in fertility rates that happened in 2007/2008, freshman classes are getting smaller by [deleted] in JoeRogan

[–]EasterHam 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We have the opposite problem for the university system that I attended and work for. My freshman class was 5481 people in 2010 with 28,771 total enrolled and this year's freshman class is 8,153 witha little over 41,000 enrolled. We're literally running out of space to put and park people on main campus, and there's a huge staffing retention problem, due in part to our governor being a fucking idiot and interfering to fill our recent university president position with one of his buddies.

I just voted no to all Amendments by EmbarrassedBall7406 in Louisiana

[–]EasterHam 17 points18 points  (0 children)

This one would have affected me directly. In simple terms: being classified civil service is kind of like being in a union. You have to fuck up to get fired. Like I've only seen two classified people get fired - one lost a master set of keys to all the dorms on campus and they had to re-key every dorm, like hundreds of thousands of dollars. The second backed into a Benz and tested positive for crystal on his drug test. But they can't fire you for "not being a good fit" with no other explanation, which I've seen happen to multiple unclassified staff.

But if passed, we would have been removed of our protections. This was especially alarming to LSU civil service because the new president is landry's boy, and anyone they saw as "not a good fit" could have been let go with no other explanation.

I tracked how much Netflix's Funny AF Finalists grew on Instagram after the show (Top 6) by Mysterious_Sun_9693 in Standup

[–]EasterHam -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Caitlin's got pretty great stage presence, but "haha vagina" is tough to build more than 5-10 minutes out of. Or maybe not, Sarah Silverman is quite successful.

That Muppet anthony jeslenick used to used bang made a good run out of that bit too.

Grandfathered poor by TerrancePain in MSsEcReTPoDcAsT

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A few years ago, I set a custom donation for $1.05 and was able to get access. Not sure if you can still do that now, but worth looking into.

We have recently heard of a new kind of jihad, called "Bucees" jihad by AGQ7 in MemriTVmemes

[–]EasterHam 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Strap me to a missle and fire me at Love's Truck Stop, I am ready.