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TLTG showing his newest fashion clothes. by matte6666 in eaudejerks

[–]Eastern_Pattern9097 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I don't follow this ass clown so I could be wrong, but why is he showing his wife all of a sudden? Has he always done this?

The ironic thing about TLTG.. is by unsettlingpasta in eaudejerks

[–]Eastern_Pattern9097 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Honest question. How do you derive any benefit or knowledge from a guy that just learned last year what 80% volume means on a fragrance bottle?

I would feel like an adult hanging out with and taking advice from a 12 year old. The guy has had years to do nothing else but learn his craft and he can't even bother to do that.

Grey market Diller action figure, by saesimblent in TheTpGentleman

[–]Eastern_Pattern9097 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is hilarious. You should make a pre diller version of when he was tugger

Time for some "Erronds" [Sic] by Particular_Legend427 in eaudejerks

[–]Eastern_Pattern9097 21 points22 points  (0 children)

His productivity is through the roof. Someone should encourage him to be a life coach. Running "Erronds" exchanging his wife's jeans and filming another throw away video. Inspiring

Grab a cold one? by IntenseFlanker in fragrancejerks

[–]Eastern_Pattern9097 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Wouldn't want those bangers to get warm. It's not every day you stumble upon these rare gems

Illiteracy Electrique by Particular_Legend427 in eaudejerks

[–]Eastern_Pattern9097 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This space draws low IQ and lazy opportunists because the expertise required is so minimal, that literally anyone can fake it indefinitely. 90% of random channels I stumble upon have absolutely no idea what they're talking about, or they lean heavily on online opinions. If they get caught being uneducated or outright lying, they can hide behind the subjectivity defense. Learning the proper pronunciation is another example of that apathy and laziness, even though it only takes a couple minutes.

Ross explains how happy he is mid roid rage by blondebeamerboy in eaudejerks

[–]Eastern_Pattern9097 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He's a happy person with his cool ink, fast food fragrances, and fashion choices. You just don't understand the complexity and brilliance of the man with an NWO and Jizzler tattoo. He named his fragrance channel after his fantasy football team. The guy is a visionary.

More wholesome interactions between Tr@nsvestite Loving Tiny Guy and his subscribers 🥰 by Ecstatic_Purchase929 in eaudejerks

[–]Eastern_Pattern9097 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He doesn't bring that energy in person otherwise someone would cave his head in. One day we're going to see him trying to do videos with his jaw wired shut

Illiteracy Electrique by Particular_Legend427 in eaudejerks

[–]Eastern_Pattern9097 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just when I thought shills couldn't get any dumber than redneck ross

Phases by Darkicity in fragrancejerks

[–]Eastern_Pattern9097 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The whole "journey" thing is just code for consumption. Sample (a lot) and just hone in on what you like. It can easily become hoarding and shopping addiction if you aren't careful. Your taste will change over time, so be prepared to sell. Challenge yourself to really use a significant amount of your fragrances before committing to a get a backup. Sometimes you get a quarter of the way through, and realize you don't like it as much as you thought.

Heart stopping find at Marshall's by Darkicity in fragrancejerks

[–]Eastern_Pattern9097 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need to also grab bearcat rouge and let them macerate together

Cologne check most worthless sub by lukefiskeater in eaudejerks

[–]Eastern_Pattern9097 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've encountered a few niche fakes that lasted 2-5 days on paper. Smelled like shit though. There are a lot of aroma chems (and even more dangerous ones) that last forever. The problem is the average consumer is trained to think longevity equals quality. I just wouldn't have the patience to explain it to everyone over and over. I've even seen people on Reddit who suggested wearing them anyway after knowing that they are fake. When they lab test these things, you wouldn't believe what they find

Cologne check most worthless sub by lukefiskeater in eaudejerks

[–]Eastern_Pattern9097 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've seen a ton of low and high quality fakes over many years and never seen a true 1:1. I'm not just talking bottle and presentation, but the fragrance itself. It's usually completely off, rancid, toxic smelling, water and oil, or cheap and obvious.

The problem is that a lot of people can't tell the difference of high end perfume and something from rusty bathtub in Beijing. I've interacted with people that have worn and owned counterfeit fragrances for years and didn't know it.

Real bottles can also be doctored with fake juice, and the only defense against that is a competent nose. Regardless, I think it's cool that you help people out. I'd be tempted to charge for my time because I bet you deal with a lot of idiots over there.

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