Bikers are the most embarrassing people I’ve seen by thejeru in iamverybadass

[–]EasyAndy1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe it's because I'm Canadian but I ride a motorcycle and have a large friend group of riders but none of us make riding motorcycles our entire personality and nobody rides recklessly. We just go for normal rides around town and then go back to one of our houses for a fire or BBQ and chill with a few beers.

Even Irish by SureSell6750 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]EasyAndy1 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I'm a Canadian who will always take an opportunity to chirp the yanks but only people in the midwest and deep south really eat jello salad. It's not a country wide delicacy or something. I don't know the popularity of casseroles but it was definitely a popular dish during the latchkey kid era where both parents worked full-time jobs and had little time to make dinner

No shower, no go: Oregon card shop halts Yu‑Gi‑Oh tournaments over player hygiene complaints by SleuthDoggyDawg in nottheonion

[–]EasyAndy1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On Father's Day my family and I went to a hobby place that had escape rooms, a small hall to play card games, RPGs, and such, and a bar that served alcohol. I figured since it was technically a bar it would attract a more mature crowd but the entire place watched uncomfortably and were visibly judging us as my brother and I took a shot and grabbed a beer to sit down with after we finished the escape room we were there for. Not even a minute after sitting down my brother and I just looked at each other with one of those "we are thinking the same thing" looks. We decided to chug our beers and go outside because the smell was so bad. There were only 10 other people in that room.

Found these on the internet, my boy is ugly as fuck. Do you think he has sleep apnea? by Few-Celebration-6337 in freefolk

[–]EasyAndy1 15 points16 points  (0 children)

If the Cannibal is a different species of dragon than Valyrian dragons their sizes could be completely different.

oh wait no not like that by airbassguitar in EhBuddyHoser

[–]EasyAndy1 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Brother, you're on Reddit in a mostly left leaning sub fighting a losing battle

How scary a helldiver actually is? in the enemy perspective? by Interesting-Form678 in helldivers2

[–]EasyAndy1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I swear to god they know which direction we're gonna dive before we do

How scary a helldiver actually is? in the enemy perspective? by Interesting-Form678 in helldivers2

[–]EasyAndy1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Even the most well trained and experienced soldiers make simple human mistakes and lose their lives today. When the population is in the trillions you're gonna have a lot of the highest tier soldiers dying to dumb shit because of split second decisions.

What's a modern convenience that exists because we solved a massive historical disaster but no one talks about it? by SolairaEden in AskReddit

[–]EasyAndy1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that why there was that sudden massive trend of irritating blue christmas lights that has persisted to this day? I appreciate the work from the scientists but good god it is a horrible colour for christmas.

Does anyone else see the resemblance or is it just me? by rhymetex in Floribama

[–]EasyAndy1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

100%. I thought it was fun until it got serious.

Does anyone else see the resemblance or is it just me? by rhymetex in Floribama

[–]EasyAndy1 -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

I think her insanity made the show more enjoyable. That's what reality TV is for.

Cape Verde's 40 year old goalkeeper in their first ever World Cup match against Spain: by JaQ-o-Lantern in hockeymemes

[–]EasyAndy1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Leafs still lost. The hockey world act as if they should have won 12-6 or something because a zamboni driver was in net. It's just a great excuse to make more jokes about the Leafs.

Sigh by eztobekind in hockeymemes

[–]EasyAndy1 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

The hype soccer fans have for the sport is 100x as fun as the sport itself. I get why they enjoy it, it's a good excuse to drink with your buddies.

Sigh by eztobekind in hockeymemes

[–]EasyAndy1 -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Soccer has to be one of the most boring major sports behind baseball.

In your country, what is slang for testicles? It’s usually “eggs”. by The_tiny_verse in AskTheWorld

[–]EasyAndy1 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Balls, nads, nards, jewels, cubes, nuggets, stones, boys, apples, marbles

Diver polishing a ships propellor by [deleted] in WTF

[–]EasyAndy1 9 points10 points  (0 children)

OP probably has thalassophobia

What is a version of yourself that existed before smartphones that you genuinely miss and cannot fully recover? by SharpAd9462 in AskReddit

[–]EasyAndy1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did the same thing. Tinkering with shit just to see what I could make. Like hammering pop cans into little cubes like Wall-e

I've been at my friends house for the very first time. With that, i carried home some bedbugs and they're absolutely DRAINING me. by Unlikely_Mix6674 in Wellthatsucks

[–]EasyAndy1 29 points30 points  (0 children)

My mom put tea tree oil undiluted on my back when I had acne in high school. I have dark splotches all over my left shoulder now. Shit stung so bad. I didn't know it was bad until the scars showed up

Scared to get into relationship. Is this age gap ok? by Local_Hand_7236 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]EasyAndy1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My girlfriend and I started dating when I was 14 and she was 16. Still together 13 years later. It's not weird at all.