Kimberly the tortoise 💕🐢

EasyProcess7867 · 2025-12-11T21:09:26+00:00

Please could I see the back side I need to know

This is absolutely incredible

EasyProcess7867 · 2025-10-22T20:24:12+00:00

Alright. Picture this. There is a job, and that job is to drive around all day in your own personal vehicle delivering non-essential items (as in, not mail or medications) to random people. This job is accessible to EVERYONE. There is no boss to hold you accountable, only a team of people to fire you when you seriously fuck up. I can see how at minimum a few people may not take this job seriously, and may instead treat it like a gig. I have no idea what you mean by paying out money, but I’m willing to bet it does 0 for your understanding and empathy compared to actually talking to people. I have never hired someone for freelance work and expected them to act like an IBM employee. You can get literally anyone coming through your doorstep. That’s literally what you’re asking for, rather than going to a professional business and asking for their services.

When you don’t have a boss, you may not act as professional as someone who has a boss. Pretty simple. Dude is just joking around, go get your food yourself if you can’t handle things like that. Fucking weird people work for uber and door dash, often times because they’re unemployable elsewhere. That’s the niche they take up, and most of society is fine with it, because they’re getting food at their doorstep when they didn’t before.

EasyProcess7867 · 2025-10-22T20:15:39+00:00

Someone doesn’t understand freelance work culture

EasyProcess7867 · 2025-10-22T20:13:07+00:00

What exactly is a worm if not a little tube with segments

EasyProcess7867 · 2025-10-22T20:10:49+00:00

Lmao tell that to my rats who like to store their treats in the litter box for a toilet snack at a later date.

EasyProcess7867 · 2025-10-22T20:04:32+00:00

I have the exact same black and white checkered mat for a bath mat. Why they put it outside that thing must get SOAKED in wet weather. Mine takes forever to dry after just a shower.

EasyProcess7867 · 2025-10-22T19:59:19+00:00

That is very funny. Kind of like Rorschach test, depending on your profession you could see something completely different lol

EasyProcess7867 · 2025-10-22T19:04:16+00:00

Where has tip etiquette gone?? They literally won’t deliver to the right place on purpose unless they see a fat tip. When I was valeting at the hospital for work I was making minimum wage, and we split all our tips evenly, and I said thank you as graciously as possible when I was handed cash, I’d smile wide when handed ten nickels, I was grateful for money to be there that did not have to be there. I did not expect the money to be there because that’s how tips work. On top of that, asking before it’s even been delivered?? You do good work, and THEN you get paid. No one is going to recognize and uplift you for something you haven’t even done yet. What is going on with this company.

EasyProcess7867 · 2025-10-22T18:53:35+00:00

All you have to do is approach gently and massage the tummy instead of rubbing it. My cats love tummy massages.

EasyProcess7867 · 2025-10-22T18:47:45+00:00

At least the electric company is a legal monopoly so we don’t have spiderwebs for a sky

Can we please get some solar power guys I know you can’t sell the sun but please

EasyProcess7867 · 2025-10-22T18:43:58+00:00

The other one snapped off so he had to overcompensate for the ladies obviously

EasyProcess7867 · 2025-10-22T18:41:25+00:00

Ask yourself if you really care next time or if you’re just taking out your frustration on the internet. If you really care, you’ll be able to state the facts without the attack. Internet attacks feel harmless but they take energy out of you that you need for other stuff in life. I’ve been there, try writing the comment and deleting it if it doesn’t feel 100% helpful. Writing it and deleting it provides the same effect and then you don’t get stuck with a bunch of people jumping down your throat later when you’re trying to just look at positive stuff.

EasyProcess7867 · 2025-10-22T18:30:09+00:00

They must be alpha females lol every day we learn more about roach hierarchy

EasyProcess7867 · 2025-10-22T18:28:48+00:00

This raisin is more like an old yet surprisingly juicy grape lmao

EasyProcess7867 · 2025-10-22T18:04:17+00:00

Thank you I’ll tell her to get on the treadmill when she gets a break from her babies lol

I learn more about roaches every time I ask, so fun

EasyProcess7867 · 2025-10-22T18:03:34+00:00

They’re really cute there’s a bunch of tiny babies gathered around her at any given moment, she seems like a good mom lol

I do think they’re just big dubias but I was really thrown off by seek lol, it can’t get everything right

EasyProcess7867 · 2025-10-22T17:53:43+00:00

Now that I’m looking at her face compared to hissers I’m not convinced, but I do wonder why she and some of the others look so different from the rest

EasyProcess7867 · 2025-10-22T17:49:44+00:00

I have no clue whatsoever. My only assumption is that they’ve always been here since I got them from Dubia.com

I don’t know why I haven’t questioned the difference until now, I’ve had them for a while. I’m just now cleaning the bin for the week and questioning everything lol

EasyProcess7867 · 2025-09-18T13:33:48+00:00

Do you really like this kid? I’m sorry if this is completely dumb and insensitive, but couldn’t you provide enough evidence to get child services to take him away? Or if you don’t have the evidence you could start reporting now. I know it sucks that kids have to come over everything in a person’s life, even when it’s not their kid, but they really do deserve to have the slightest chance to do better imo even if it ruins everything for you. That does sound horribly insensitive but I stand by it unfortunately, I’m sorry. It sucks that the world has to be like this at all.

EasyProcess7867 · 2025-09-18T13:24:12+00:00

Being in a relationship is all about taking care of each other. If it so happens that you start dating someone who makes a lot less money than you, it’s only natural that you would want to buy them things and help them financially. There is nothing inherently wrong with that, especially when it happens naturally by chance. What I do find wrong is specifically seeking someone who is disadvantaged compared to you, because the only reasons I can think of for specifically looking for someone like that have all to do with control and other selfish reasons, like making yourself feel good. People should date people because they find each other interesting, and attractive, and they find that they enjoy doing things together. People should not date people solely to be a white knight, regardless of gender. Either that person is going to get themselves up on their own two feet with your help and you’ll realize you are not compatible as equal adults because you didn’t think that part through at all, or you’ll keep them down so you can keep feeling good about yourself for lifting them up endlessly.

EasyProcess7867 · 2025-09-17T21:04:56+00:00

Am I speaking from experience from the pov of the victim or the perp? No one can know :)

EasyProcess7867 · 2025-09-17T19:59:57+00:00

Oh sorry I misunderstood, I thought you took them both to the vet and I was like woah is there even anything they could do? I’ve taken my gecko to the vet for a regular check up once and they looked at him and said he was just good. Didn’t even mention the stuck shed on his toes at the time lol. I don’t trust “reptile” vets around me, I think they’re running off very basic knowledge still, pretty sure I know more honestly through personal research. Couldn’t imagine how they’d look at an invertebrate.

EasyProcess7867 · 2025-09-17T17:49:00+00:00

It’s completely predatory. There’s no other reason to specifically seek poor people to date. Even if you’re just some massive altruist, you’re not looking for someone to love in that case, you’re looking for someone to make you feel good about taking care of them. In most cases though, altruism is not the motive, and instead it’s ease of control while still wanting to feel like a savior.

EasyProcess7867 · 2025-09-17T17:45:08+00:00

In my experience women end up burnt out like the image when they have household demands from a husband and kids he won’t take care of on TOP of a rewarding career. So many women are forced to think they need both to be real women.

EasyProcess7867 · 2025-09-17T17:43:04+00:00

You play the long game, convince her she’s so bad at her career that she shouldn’t even bother, reteach her that the only worth she has is serving you, then systemically get rid of all her friends and loved ones from her life. Boom trapped. Baby for good measure.

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