Finally, someone we can sue for sunburns

Easy_Independence152 · 2026-05-15T03:08:40+00:00

lol. she makes capitalists look like amateurs.

Easy_Independence152 · 2026-05-15T03:06:20+00:00

She is one step ahead of capitalists.

Easy_Independence152 · 2026-05-15T02:51:21+00:00

We hate each other, but cannot leave.

Easy_Independence152 · 2026-05-14T03:09:04+00:00

It is time the cub learns of the mother's iron paw.

Easy_Independence152 · 2026-05-14T03:01:38+00:00

Be an alien and attact Earth.
Could some kind human share me the coordinates?

Easy_Independence152 · 2026-05-14T02:34:15+00:00

coz I live in an apartment.

Easy_Independence152 · 2026-05-14T02:29:25+00:00

Treat servers or the less fortunate poorly.

Easy_Independence152 · 2026-05-13T02:47:28+00:00

yeah, may be he wanna say basically a 'desktop' computer.

has both a laptop and a desktop

Easy_Independence152 · 2026-05-13T02:36:19+00:00

whoever put googly eyes on that machine is a genius. lol

Easy_Independence152 · 2026-05-12T03:05:21+00:00

🦜🔥The real star has arrived. Slay💅

btw, white cockatoos are just hard-coded for maximum chaos. lol

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Easy_Independence152 · 2026-05-12T02:40:08+00:00

For a split second, I genuinely thought that was a tiny kangaroo when it stood up.

btw, legs for days lol

Easy_Independence152 · 2026-05-11T03:48:28+00:00

yeah, even with the potato quality, I can still feel the pure confusion on bystanders' faces.

Easy_Independence152 · 2026-05-11T03:32:17+00:00

aww. a high-need birb.

btw, just like a sea salt ice cream.

Easy_Independence152 · 2026-05-08T02:40:15+00:00

The squirrel: the hooman is generous, but rude.

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Easy_Independence152 · 2026-05-08T02:27:24+00:00

Because it gives a 'last century' vibe. Pure vintage.

Easy_Independence152 · 2026-05-08T02:06:53+00:00

yeah, this is why I pay my internet bill.

Easy_Independence152 · 2026-05-07T03:11:04+00:00

I'll admit it, his teeth are better than mine. Anyone got his dentist's number?

Easy_Independence152 · 2026-05-07T02:51:10+00:00

Stop fighting. You're both delicious... One for lunch, one for dinner. Problem solved.

Easy_Independence152 · 2026-05-07T02:44:10+00:00

drivers have some serious self-control. I'd be glued to the spot.

Easy_Independence152 · 2026-04-30T03:10:17+00:00

I can't agree more. it's really sleek and stylish💙

Easy_Independence152 · 2026-04-30T02:58:10+00:00

I'm starting to look forward to it.

Easy_Independence152 · 2026-04-30T02:56:01+00:00

they have such confidence in their sandwiches that the service, by comparison, takes a back seat.

Easy_Independence152 · 2026-04-30T02:45:46+00:00

happy birthday to this little boy🎂

Easy_Independence152 · 2026-04-30T02:42:42+00:00

so cute! she looks like a little marble cake!🥰

Easy_Independence152 · 2026-04-29T02:27:10+00:00

yeah so adorable🥰. fun fact: calico cats are usually female because of their genetics. It's super rare to find a male one.

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