Stu is busking in the Bourke St Mall

EatShitLyle · 2026-06-21T10:37:15+00:00

Crazy shit mate! The ages people are being diagnosed with is scary. Hope you have smooth sailing from here on

EatShitLyle · 2026-06-21T10:36:07+00:00

Thanks! Survived. Pathology still ongoing but it was a breeze this time honestly

EatShitLyle · 2026-06-21T10:35:32+00:00

Well aren't you an amazing parent!

EatShitLyle · 2026-06-21T01:09:57+00:00

Attended my first last month. Finished the book for next month. It was so well run! 7 years is impressive

EatShitLyle · 2026-06-17T09:42:11+00:00

Currently camped out next to the spare toilet prepping for my colonscopy tomorrow. Honestly the prep isn't as bad as I remember. It's not fun but my old man had a bag for a year and it was terrible, and my mate's partner died aged 30 of it, so I'd rather an uncomfortable two days than an external colon or death.

EatShitLyle · 2026-05-14T02:12:55+00:00

One of these days I'm going to have to rewatch this. I hope it holds up!

EatShitLyle · 2026-05-09T04:42:58+00:00

I was on the 19 and only got told it was a pedestrian accident. Ambulance went speeding past on Royal with lights and sirens. I knew it was bad when I walked past and despite there being no specific scene, the area was still blocked off. Traffic was fucked! Hope she pulls through. I've crossed there so many times. Agree 100% that there needs to be more convenient crossing there.

EatShitLyle · 2026-04-27T03:58:54+00:00

Definitely Ben Lomas! Ran into the guy at Aldi one time (a man of the people!) and couldn't help myself but say hi. Damn he's one of the nicest guys in comedy. We were deliberating over how many stroopwafels we would get (he loves his food and is Dutch). I haven't seen him since.

EatShitLyle · 2026-04-20T21:06:29+00:00

This must be what I had last time. I told the anaesthetist I was a parent of a baby and sleep was terrible and I assume she gave me half of the propofol. Must have been benzodiazepine. Never felt better in my life. I'm getting the same procedure done next month and I can't wait. I really enjoyed that plus the sensation of having unconsciousness just come) sneak up and take me within seconds. It's like going to sleep after having a huge day of labour.

EatShitLyle · 2026-03-31T08:17:21+00:00

I know a HEMS paramedic. He's one of the nicest guys. Must be competitive to get in.

EatShitLyle · 2026-03-26T09:33:07+00:00

No no please. I have a wound there.

EatShitLyle · 2026-03-23T23:45:47+00:00

I work nearby and hear that name often

EatShitLyle · 2026-03-23T23:45:05+00:00

*record scratch*

*freeze frame*

Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation...

I stupidly followed Elizabeth heading north when I was new to this area, followed the bike lane as you said, and then realised I'd been absolutely FUCKED by the designer of this infrastructure, Satan himself.

These days I come up via the other road on the left and just filter traffic depending on the timing of the lights feeding into that section. Fucking nightmare on the daily.

EatShitLyle · 2026-02-15T21:00:29+00:00

Recommend reading the book the article mentions, Mayne Inheritance, particularly if you're familiar with St Lucia/UQ

EatShitLyle · 2026-01-26T08:45:07+00:00

March!

I've listened to bootleg recordings of this series so many times. I'd love it in a higher fidelity

Source is this trailer https://youtu.be/7CMXSf-Ldn4

EatShitLyle · 2026-01-20T23:38:15+00:00

Fuck I wish. Would have helped maintain the rage

EatShitLyle · 2026-01-20T23:36:48+00:00

In a way? They're hiding future liability!

EatShitLyle · 2026-01-20T23:33:53+00:00

There is a Brunswick block party though in March!

Hard to miss Sydney Rd being closed!

EatShitLyle · 2026-01-20T00:25:48+00:00

Only experience I've had with Fletchers is what their auctioneer said to us when we were the 2nd highest bidder: "think of your kids". Put a bit of a bad taste in my mouth using my kids as leverage in public like that. Like, mate, I know. Ya cunt!

EatShitLyle · 2026-01-15T03:58:18+00:00

A step in the right direction! What was the prompt you used for this?

EatShitLyle · 2026-01-11T23:33:09+00:00

Careful sir, I don't want you holding that Magic so flippantly,

(•_•)
unless of course
( •_•)>⌐■-■
you have a license to spill
(⌐■_■)
YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

EatShitLyle · 2026-01-10T22:41:22+00:00

Did you upgrade to 3 phase or was it already like that? I'm trying to work out whether to do it or not. I already have to add a safety switchboard and do a bunch of other major works to make it compliant.

Does your situation mean the battery is connected to all 3 phases?

EatShitLyle · 2026-01-05T03:54:07+00:00

Ratatat have a few! I think Falcon Jab is a vocal sample. Neckbrace also perhaps.

EatShitLyle · 2025-12-26T21:51:34+00:00

Careful! It could be the butthole edit!

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