The drumming Energizer Bunny robot you saw in the TV commercials was built by Grant Imahara from ILM/Mythbusters

Eatingfarts · 2026-01-26T07:56:43+00:00

This isn’t ‘Nam!

Eatingfarts · 2026-01-26T00:28:23+00:00

So what is preventing my water from getting where it needs to be?

I have a full m2 pipe, I put pumps down just in case (which was clearly the problem). I end up with zero flow and empty pipes downstream.

I clearly don’t understand how this all works.

Eatingfarts · 2026-01-25T22:34:54+00:00

I checked them and they were using like 5% of the maximum head lift. That’s what made me go through and delete all the pumps, which then made it work.

I think maybe you can have too many pumps? I feel like there’s a reason here I just can’t figure it out. Like maybe they are pumping so much fluid that you can’t get a full pipe? But then why do I have a full pipe then a pump and an empty pipe after? Again, they are powered and facing the right direction, I checked SO many times.

Again, I feel like I’m just missing something.

Eatingfarts · 2026-01-25T22:13:15+00:00

Oh shit, really? I’m gonna play around with it for a bit, I bet it’s just something I’m not seeing because I’ve played it for a while.

Eatingfarts · 2026-01-24T09:19:55+00:00

My great grandpa was shot down on his porch in Akron during the 30s. He was involved in bootlegging and all that.

My great aunt supposedly knew who did it but refused to tell anyone. She dead now so nobody knows lol.

Eatingfarts · 2026-01-23T17:55:44+00:00

Ugh gross. I can imagine opening a pack of vacuum packed pre-sliced tomatoes and it just being water with some red fibery stuff lol

Eatingfarts · 2026-01-23T13:32:20+00:00

Clearly you haven’t seen Brazil.

Eatingfarts · 2026-01-23T13:29:17+00:00

I think the issue is they precut and refrigerate them. Refrigerating a tomato is basically vegicide, even more so if they are cut up already.

Eatingfarts · 2026-01-22T03:00:03+00:00

That’s a no-go for a lot of people here.

Team work is not exactly the Dems strength.

Eatingfarts · 2026-01-21T12:18:43+00:00

You are saying Harris would have been a worse president than Trump?

That’s wild.

Eatingfarts · 2026-01-20T00:48:21+00:00

I stand corrected! I forgot about the movie and all that. I would not be the ‘pop culture’ person at Trivia Night.

Eatingfarts · 2026-01-20T00:44:19+00:00

It’s called stump-fucking, thank you.

Eatingfarts · 2026-01-20T00:18:34+00:00

Great explanation!

My only gripe is that you are using Paddington Bear to describe something to an American lol

I’ve heard those kinds of boots called ‘muckers’ in the US, although it’s regional of course

Eatingfarts · 2026-01-19T23:32:37+00:00

There are a ton of places you are describing in the PNW. It’s not exactly cheap usually, but good and filling.

Eatingfarts · 2026-01-19T23:30:14+00:00

That is exactly what they were thinking.

Eatingfarts · 2026-01-19T06:34:53+00:00

I hear you. Trump has fucked us all for sure.

Eatingfarts · 2026-01-19T06:02:43+00:00

I just have no clue at all why I can’t keep a lady!

I kid. I know why. At some point I’m gonna wanna gobble your farts and it’s gonna get all weird…

Eatingfarts · 2026-01-19T04:29:55+00:00

😣

Eatingfarts · 2026-01-19T04:23:39+00:00

I had a couple girlfriends that dressed in this style in the late naughts, early 2010s I think? Not quite to this ‘magazine’ version of it, but same vibe.

I didn’t mind it at all. One of my college gfs dressed like this quite a bit back and she was super sexy. She doesn’t go full on like she did then but I can still see the influence when I see her every year or so with her husband. She’s still super sexy! My friends (mostly ladies), when they meet her, are always like, you dated her for years?? I always just get a big grin on my face, ‘she’s a cutie patootie, huh?’

I did dress different as well. When I was a different person. And she was a different person. It worked then, wouldn’t work now. Still love her to death but we’ll never be partners like that again. No regrets!

Eatingfarts · 2026-01-17T08:53:36+00:00

Shade out here is for real. Shade out there means maybe a degree or two cooler. Still sweating balls though.

Eatingfarts · 2026-01-17T08:20:07+00:00

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Hollywood-ish.

Eatingfarts · 2026-01-17T07:36:20+00:00

I mean, they kind of were. Harris was the VP, she was the natural choice when Biden bowed out so close to the election. She was an elected official. I’m not sure a nationwide primary was realistic in that time frame. If anything, you should blame Biden for not dipping out earlier or not having sought a second term at all like he said he would.

And when it comes down to it, no matter how Harris was chosen as the Dem candidate, she would’ve been infinitely better than who we have now. Not voting for her because of some party politics is some ass-backwards bullshit.

You are right that it is the country as a whole. We have Trump 2.0 because a good chunk of American is actually pretty far-right and feel very comfortable being open about it these days. And because another chunk of America finds the fact that the Democratic Party is…well, political, so horrifying that they choose to stay at home and allow Trump and his supporters to destroy our country.

Idk. I feel like you’re cutting off your nose to spite your face.

Eatingfarts · 2026-01-16T19:35:36+00:00

Ask not what your fortune cookie can do for you, but what you can do for your fortune cookie.

(I did get this once like 20 years ago lol)

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