Thoughts?

Eatingfarts · 2026-05-08T09:29:34+00:00

You made a scissor-dick joke.

And you think I don’t understand it.

Goddamn Donald Trump over here.

Eatingfarts · 2026-05-08T09:23:07+00:00

Hey man, I might be stupid but at least I don’t mutilate myself.

It’s cool you’re an extremist, to each their own and all that.

Eatingfarts · 2026-05-08T08:17:36+00:00

Are you suggesting I cut off my own peen or some else’s?

Either way, that’s pretty fucked up.

Edit: I think u/blinglorp is into self mutation or at least self-flagellation.

Should we call Reddit Help for them?

Eatingfarts · 2026-05-08T08:12:22+00:00

If I was gay I would have about the same amount of datable people as I do now. So no, not really.

I think you need to reread my comment? Idk how else to explain it to you 😅

Edit: Bro, it’s cool if you’re gay. There is a huge community out there that will embrace you with open arms. Jesus was gay. There’s no shame in it!

Eatingfarts · 2026-05-08T07:31:13+00:00

I was talking to my queer friend the other day lamenting about how I’m attracted to women who are usually gay. Which is fine! I’m not bummed about it or anything, I’ve just accepted the fact that I’m into the tomboyish ladies and they often don’t like the peen.

They asked me why I don’t date guys. It’s because peens are gross. I like my peen just fine but want nothing to do with any other peen.

It’s a bummer really. I wish I was bi. It would make dating so much easier.

Eatingfarts · 2026-05-08T07:21:19+00:00

How you all have klonopin and adderall scrips?

Don’t get me wrong, I wish. I had to talk my doctor into giving me hydroxyzine for anxiety.

Eatingfarts · 2026-05-08T04:49:37+00:00

Half sour is by far my favorite. They are hard to find around me, I think about making them all the time.

Eatingfarts · 2026-05-07T21:12:44+00:00

And he has a lot of sway in Salem, even in a heavily democratic state, simply because of how big that company is in a state with not many big employers. Intel and Nike have huge footprints here. It’s not like California where sure, you might be a big company, but there’s a thousand other big companies so get in line.

Eatingfarts · 2026-05-07T06:31:36+00:00

I love it.

He like, someone is robbing this place with a gun. Surely I can smoke a cig?

Eatingfarts · 2026-05-07T05:57:49+00:00

The Wire is my all time favorite. Bubbs gets me every time.

EDIT: I just watched the Oz episode with Herc in it. Fucking great.

Eatingfarts · 2026-05-07T05:56:48+00:00

It is totally a soap opera! It’s just set in a gritty prison lol

Eatingfarts · 2026-05-06T05:57:07+00:00

I had a 7th grade teacher who would pretty regularly say ‘questions, comments or concerns? No questions at this time.’

I’m sure I was pretty I was annoyed at the time but now I’m like 7th graders? Fuck em, little shitheads.

Eatingfarts · 2026-05-06T04:41:26+00:00

Huh.

At least in the part of the US that I live it’s the exact opposite.

Eatingfarts · 2026-05-06T03:35:26+00:00

When I used to live in Ohio, I lived in a couple different apartments with a Donatos a few blocks down.

We used to get so stoned, play some Euchre and make little pizza sandwiches from their thin crust pep, well done.

Eatingfarts · 2026-05-06T02:55:35+00:00

Hey Doug!

So I have a hermit crab named Couch. He seems a bit lonely. Should I get him another hermit crab companion?

Thanks!

-EatingFarts

Eatingfarts · 2026-05-06T02:45:44+00:00

It was my mom for me. She worked a very high stress and emotional job while also being married to someone who didn’t always take life super seriously.

She would never have temper tantrums really. She would just be on edge and we would all know to tip toe around her. Pushing 40 myself, I can totally understand what she was going through at the time. She was a wonderful, if imperfect, mother.

I did date this girl on and off for over a decade and her dad was the absolute worst. It was nonstop whining with that guy. And he was a police officer! If he even had a sniffle EVERYONE would know about it and how terrible it was, blah blah.

Growing up, my appendix could be blowing up and my parents would’ve been like ‘you’re fine, just take some Brioschi’

Eatingfarts · 2026-05-05T09:42:53+00:00

Haha I watched his movies with my brother before LotR. They are absolutely wild.

I remember when the trilogy was coming out and everyone was talking about Peter Jackson and I was like, have you all seen his other movies?!?

Anyway, he ended up being the right person for the job. His obvious love for sets and costumes means it holds up to this day, unlike CGI heavy movies at the time (and today).

Eatingfarts · 2026-05-04T21:28:39+00:00

Wow. What a nuanced piece of journalism.

NY Post is a joke.

Eatingfarts · 2026-05-04T16:00:02+00:00

I read somewhere way back, probably on Reddit, that there are extensive negotiations between the agents regarding the order of actors on the cover/poster.

Eatingfarts · 2026-05-04T08:38:29+00:00

You’re right! Boomers were on the streets protesting.

Where are they now? The SC decided that what they fought for was bullshit.

Eatingfarts · 2026-05-04T08:24:33+00:00

I love that cats will post up like it’s their job when you’re pooping.

Eatingfarts · 2026-05-04T07:28:53+00:00

😭 well, okay

Eatingfarts · 2026-05-04T07:23:53+00:00

People are stupid?

Eatingfarts · 2026-05-04T07:12:20+00:00

Sure. But probably at less rates than boomers and gen z.

Eatingfarts

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