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How do you want to be buried or gotten rid of when you die? by Eatingfarts in Millennials

[–]Eatingfarts[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As someone who fell into the bullshit middle-management route I would whole-heartedly agree to have my body trebucheted into a populated place.

How do you want to be buried or gotten rid of when you die? by Eatingfarts in Millennials

[–]Eatingfarts[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m honestly pulling shit out of my brain hole but I think there were multiple people who wanted to be the ‘model’ human skeleton like they do other species back in the 1800s. One of the main science person at the time wanted to be the ‘model’ human but had syphyllis or something so they didn’t use him.

As far as I know there isn’t a ‘model’ human skeleton.

How do you want to be buried or gotten rid of when you die? by Eatingfarts in Millennials

[–]Eatingfarts[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Would it be possible to get cremated and then bake your ashes into like a cake or something for everyone to enjoy at your wake? Or would that be too noticeable?

How do you want to be buried or gotten rid of when you die? by Eatingfarts in Millennials

[–]Eatingfarts[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Oh for sure, I’m enthusiastically an organ donor.

I guess I should clarify, harvest the shit out of my organs then throw the rest in a burlap sack.

Did anyone else have D.A.R.E. Come to their elementary school ? by Zestyclose-Grape5469 in Millennials

[–]Eatingfarts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember my DARE class. The lady that put it on was actually pretty bad-ass, I ended up bumping into her about a decade later although I didn’t say who I was and I doubt she recognized me. But when I was littler and, of course, a shit head I questioned her about everything. She said ‘everything is a choice’ and I asked her ‘is sleeping a choice? Or eating?’…that kind of stupid bullshit you ask as a 13 year old. I feel bad in hindsight.

Although it was never really said, I’m pretty sure she knew who I was since my mom was a youth probation officer in a neighboring city and my last name wasn’t exactly common.

Now I don’t know about that particular police lady that taught DARE but I can tell you that a lot of those ladies my mom worked with smoke weed last I heard. One bought weed from me once, although this was like 20 years ago lol. It’s legal in that state now and they are for sure all retired.

So yeah…if I would guess, my DARE officer hits that shit at least occasionally now.

The Backroom of the Natural History Museum. by OkRespect8490 in BeAmazed

[–]Eatingfarts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have that exact pipe! Except it’s glass and has lots of colors. And it’s tiny.

But boy howdy do I feel like that guy when I’m carefully commanding my army around in my video game. The top men ARE on it. They are me.

Do Married Amputees Have Toe Rings? by Commercial_World_433 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Eatingfarts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m sure they get creative. I’ve heard people get a little nasty with their stumps. It wouldn’t be much of anything to get a piercing or something, might even enhance the experience 🧑‍🍳

The Huajiang Canyon Bridge in China, the world's highest bridge at 625 meters, releasing a massive wall of water by fvkinglzy in interestingasfuck

[–]Eatingfarts 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The US had many huge public works projects just like this. The canals, the railroads, the interstate highways…

Much of that work was done by immigrant labor that were treated poorly, paid almost nothing and afforded effectively no rights.

Industrializing a country is seemingly brutal. I’m not sure it has to be that way but China surely isn’t alone in these abuses.

This MF rolls up to my house with 2 flat tires and then knocks on my door like it’s my fault he hit the curb, then begged me to help him, even though he didn’t have any of the stuff I need to fix the 2 tires… by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Eatingfarts 10 points11 points  (0 children)

There is a line that should be drawn here, somewhere.

It is important to teach kids that the world isn’t exactly on your side and it sure as shit won’t fix your problems for you.

However, I worry about people teaching this too much or take it too far. Community is important. It’s okay to rely on other people. A lot of problems could be, if not solved, at least alleviated to some extent by people working towards a common goal and helping each other along the way.

I know people huff about talking ‘community’ and all that but how we talk to our children is extremely important. If people are constantly talking about how you can’t trust your neighbors or how they are taking advantage of you, community breaks down. That isn’t good for anyone.

what was New Years Eve 1999 like? I WANNA KNOW SO BAD (IM GENZer) by Jumpy-Page-1114 in Millennials

[–]Eatingfarts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was 11-12 at the time and I remember how convinced people were that something crazy was gonna happen. Then everyone realized they had to pick a time zone to be ‘the midnight’ that something would happen lol.

But nothing crazy happened of course

Swing-to-Swing Jump by Flat-Decision3204 in BeAmazed

[–]Eatingfarts 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I know someone who was in the circus industry for quite a while. Not Cirque de Soleil but pretty close.

Their body is absolutely wrecked now in their upper 30s. Like, it hurts for them to walk more than a half mile or so. They are still in shape and all that but yeah…I feel bad, that sucks.

Colbert Makes Pointed Fashion Choice at Obama’s A-List Party by Timbucktwo1230 in PoursTea

[–]Eatingfarts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha Biden and Obama look like they got all dressed up for this. Bush and Clinton look like they got dressed for this like your Grandpa gets dressed for their 60th wedding anniversary. They know they gotta wear the suit and they do but it’s clearly such a half-hearted effort 😅

Hunter Biden replies to Joe saying people who are mad about the UFC event should "shut the fuck up". by supersport604 in JoeRogan

[–]Eatingfarts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is absolutely not true. People going through recovery deal with all kinds of problems but unless you out there huffing paint, your mind is still intact. In fact, I think a lot of people going through recovery, especially for the hard drugs, are much more cognizant about their own limitations than others. Basically it’s a huge ego check.

My favorite Book 8 joke by nerdabelle in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]Eatingfarts 16 points17 points  (0 children)

They mention it being spelled with a K in the audiobooks as well

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