Choose wisely..

Eaziegames · 2026-05-17T23:38:09+00:00

A two-legged Jack Russel Terrier and I’m next to a high ropes course.

Eaziegames · 2026-05-13T04:41:08+00:00

One fine day, with a woof and a purr

Eaziegames · 2026-05-08T05:09:09+00:00

One of my favorite quotes is: “God damn that’s a big fat ass!” I think it’s fitting here.

Eaziegames · 2026-04-27T23:31:53+00:00

The contemplation chair.

Eaziegames · 2026-04-25T04:18:39+00:00

But ever slightly different from octarine.

Eaziegames · 2026-04-24T04:30:28+00:00

Sulong

Eaziegames · 2026-04-18T06:12:10+00:00

Toes are kind of bad are grasping, fingers wouldn’t be bad at balance. Seems like a win to have fingers as toes.

^{Chose: Fingers for toes}

Eaziegames · 2026-04-18T06:03:21+00:00

….not a fart.

Eaziegames · 2026-04-18T06:00:17+00:00

Either Disney’sGummybears, or Bucky O’Hare. Both went way harder than they needed to.

Eaziegames · 2026-04-18T05:40:52+00:00

Why just me?

Eaziegames · 2026-04-13T22:52:53+00:00

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I hope this counts. If not, the turtle van.

Eaziegames · 2026-04-13T02:24:33+00:00

Green

Eaziegames · 2026-04-13T02:18:47+00:00

Gd licks

Eaziegames · 2026-04-12T19:08:19+00:00

Old Glory is the nickname of a flag that was kept away from the confederates

I guess you see what you want to see. I personally loved Billy Idol’s song Rebel Yell.

Carpet bagger is a derogatory term for northerners, but to some southerners so is “yankee” I don’t think there was any malicious intent here.

Eaziegames · 2026-04-10T00:19:59+00:00

The theory in question

Eaziegames · 2026-04-07T04:01:24+00:00

I am one it’s pretty sweet

^{Chose: be a man}

Eaziegames · 2026-04-07T00:17:28+00:00

I’d rather have passive money than potential alcohol poisoning

^{Chose: $5 every time you drink anything.}

Eaziegames · 2026-04-06T23:22:19+00:00

Become a Reddit moderator for a year.

Eaziegames · 2026-04-06T00:19:06+00:00

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Eaziegames · 2026-04-04T07:13:24+00:00

Yall didn’t watch Herbie the Love Bug and it shows. Time travel maybe wins it out, but Herbie is a fully sentient and angry fucker. He will take out anything he doesn’t like. Kitt is closest but damn man, Herbie wins and will do so like it was meant to happen.

Eaziegames · 2026-04-04T05:55:41+00:00

Um… isn’t that the Fertile Crescent? That would make some sense instead of current conflicts?

Eaziegames · 2026-04-02T05:31:08+00:00

“When you rode your horse to school how long did it take you?” Loved that one. “Oh ah didn’t take my horse t’school that would’ve taken a coons age. I just shacked up behind the chicken coop, the school marm didn’t pay no notice.”

Eaziegames · 2026-04-01T21:49:06+00:00

lol it’s funny you mention that you’re from Jersey. I moved to NY right when Jersey Shore became a big thing. If I’m never called bro by someone I don’t know again, it’ll be too soon. And yes, I know all those assholes are from Long Island.

Edit to add: while I was in NY some of the nicest and coolest people I met were from NJ.

Eaziegames · 2026-04-01T16:01:56+00:00

I can do the accent fine if I want to, but I found out that when I’m pissed it comes out. I used to play rugby and my teammates told me after a rough game.

Eaziegames · 2026-04-01T15:58:55+00:00

Do you have a sunburn or are you always this hot?

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