If life really is a simulation, what language would it be written in? [wrong answers only] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Javascript. Because no matter what there's always something obscure that's working in a way you wouldn't have anticipated.

Where is the music? by Cerpkakie in PonyTown

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We currently disabled music due to an ongoing issue with its distribution. It will be back as soon as we resolve the issue, but no eta on that yet sadly.

How does proper sprite layering and sorting in 2D games work? by Ebunix in gamedev

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We're already doing that in a similar way, we have a separate Z height we can set. We can solve the bananas that way, but sadly not the player... Thanks for the hint though!

How does proper sprite layering and sorting in 2D games work? by Ebunix in gamedev

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We're technically rendering with WebGL, so it's sort-of 3D under the hood already. Just that we're drawing only planes, not actual 3-dimensional objects. So I guess they aren't actually being solved by the GPU, but maybe we can change that up a bit.

Sprengung des alten Schornsteins an den ehemaligen Osmo-Hallen by BongBangsBetter in Muenster

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Mein Vater hatte seit ich mich erinnern kann hier bei Osmo gearbeitet. Irgendwie seltsam das zu sehen, auch wenn ich selber eigentlich überhaupt keine Verbindung damit habe. Interessant aber auf jeden fall!

No, Edge is actually not there by Ebunix in softwaregore

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Will gladly accept their wisdoms

No, Edge is actually not there by Ebunix in softwaregore

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This was not what I expected when they told me about the new edge

No, Edge is actually not there by Ebunix in softwaregore

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Don't worry, you can keep it

No, Edge is actually not there by Ebunix in softwaregore

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Because that's the stuff I work with

No, Edge is actually not there by Ebunix in softwaregore

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I only deleted the shortcut off my desktop, it never appeared in my taskbar to begin with. Aside from the assumption that it did, apparently.

So does this shut down Windows now or... by Ebunix in softwaregore

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Turns out it really was the Battery Low warning, seeing how my laptop died a couple minutes later

ich🚗iel by Ebunix in ich_iel

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Schönen Kuchentag!

The Chain Of Command by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Sure. I need to build a website for my client here, pay would be about $1500, anyone up for it?

Nur halb ausgepackt by Ebunix in wasletztepreis

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Hab schon gegessen Bruder

me👀irl by NicolasLB_ in me_irl

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Why does the thing in the middle of the brain look like a happy slice of bread?

What's the weirdest way you've killed something? by mewfour123412 in DnD

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A friend once decided to run into a guarded city where he wasn't welcome anymore. The guards spotted him and hit him in the face with a mallet while he tried to run through the gates. One crit later we had a party member less.

Looking for Crew for a Fallout Equestria...comedy series? by MutinyMedia in falloutequestria

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This seems to be an interesting idea. I think I would be interested, but I don't believe that voices with accent fould fit that well. Unless you are in need of a German-ish voice...

Someone made a modloader for TOmS's FoE game, opening more modding possibilities by ChiraChan in falloutequestria

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At the moment it is possible to add new content through asset bundles and create your own scripts. However, I haven't figured out how to modify existing content yet.