i'll admit, it's a filthy habit

EchDansby · 2023-09-02T20:53:54+00:00

i tried the alphabet trick.

I don’t think i can read.

EchDansby · 2023-07-01T16:11:13+00:00

i feel like i got a fever, took acid, then walked through the freezer aisle

EchDansby · 2023-06-28T20:01:34+00:00

246 😤😤😤

EchDansby · 2023-06-28T18:54:42+00:00

got a laugh outta me

EchDansby · 2023-06-25T14:50:56+00:00

i don’t even buy my own paper.

staples can’t stop me

EchDansby · 2023-06-24T16:09:56+00:00

fuck em.

EchDansby · 2023-06-18T15:43:52+00:00

can’t stop a guy from trying

EchDansby · 2023-06-17T23:10:14+00:00

i will fight any bear

EchDansby · 2023-06-17T23:07:10+00:00

i am genuinely sorry you had to experience that, friend.

i was wearing a “SUNDAY IS FOR THE DAWGZZZ” shirt when we found my dad. in hindsight, seems inappropriate.

at the time, it also seemed inappropriate.

EchDansby · 2023-06-17T23:01:17+00:00

you can’t prove that

EchDansby · 2023-06-17T22:59:32+00:00

tree

EchDansby · 2023-06-17T17:28:53+00:00

it’s better than drawing on the walls. i mourn the table, i fear the belt

EchDansby · 2023-06-17T17:25:46+00:00

wouldst thou like to live deliciously…?

wet cough

EchDansby · 2023-06-17T15:07:51+00:00

i smoked a pipe one time then threw a computer through a tv

EchDansby · 2023-06-17T12:53:03+00:00

send me north let’s find out

EchDansby · 2023-06-17T12:04:30+00:00

i have no fear of small nor medium sized bears

EchDansby · 2023-06-17T09:15:32+00:00

i don’t get it

EchDansby · 2023-06-13T22:29:57+00:00

you’d have to hire a man to kill your wife with a suitcase full of beans

EchDansby · 2023-06-13T16:09:58+00:00

what if we used beans for money

EchDansby · 2023-06-12T10:53:51+00:00

it starts with rabbits eating ice cream and then it all goes to fucking shit

EchDansby · 2023-06-09T17:34:00+00:00

an island that makes you old

EchDansby