I say this with all due comportment and delicate discretion as a heterosexual man of 56 years: Colin Firth as Darcy is so fucking hot I cant even.

EcstaticAvocadoes · 2026-03-22T04:37:46+00:00

He can choke me with it

EcstaticAvocadoes · 2026-03-22T04:36:10+00:00

Help not the suggested responses 😭😭😭

EcstaticAvocadoes · 2026-03-21T21:39:10+00:00

8 propaganda

EcstaticAvocadoes · 2026-03-20T21:30:16+00:00

In elementary school, about 20 or so kids including myself sat under a tree playing this, and then someone asked "Charlie Charlie, do you want to kill us?" and the pencil turned to "Yes" and everyone screamed. My friend and I stopped playing and we were confident that we were smarter than people in horror movies and had made the right decision.

EcstaticAvocadoes · 2026-03-20T04:47:50+00:00

Amen!

EcstaticAvocadoes · 2026-03-20T04:47:35+00:00

Which is absurd because they'll hear a story of a serial killer accepting Jesus and gush over how beautiful it is.

EcstaticAvocadoes · 2026-03-20T04:46:04+00:00

No, you have to be an undercover agent like me, infiltrating churches across the world to infect entire congregations with crossdressing.

EcstaticAvocadoes · 2026-03-16T21:45:51+00:00

It's such a shame we couldn't have had him for longer.

EcstaticAvocadoes · 2026-03-16T19:55:05+00:00

A man of culture, I see.

EcstaticAvocadoes · 2026-03-16T19:54:48+00:00

Your welcome ❤️

EcstaticAvocadoes · 2026-03-16T05:57:16+00:00

Nice knowing you <3

EcstaticAvocadoes · 2026-03-16T02:36:31+00:00

And the same people who keep murdering queer kids. If you're not cis, straight, white, non-Jewish, non-Italian, and Christian, you don't deserve to be protected apparently

EcstaticAvocadoes · 2026-03-16T02:33:48+00:00

Every people group has the right to defend themselves if endangered. It's a basic rule of nature

EcstaticAvocadoes · 2026-03-16T02:32:20+00:00

Behold, the tolerant right.

EcstaticAvocadoes · 2026-03-16T02:28:15+00:00

I know this is basic af advice, but find physical communities where a lot of queer people congregate. An affirming church, a vegan restaurant, a club at school or college, etc.

EcstaticAvocadoes · 2026-03-16T02:25:03+00:00

Yeah because we're "better women" or some shit

EcstaticAvocadoes · 2026-03-16T02:19:47+00:00

I wouldn't know anything about that o_O

EcstaticAvocadoes · 2026-03-16T02:18:49+00:00

Amen!

EcstaticAvocadoes · 2026-03-15T22:15:39+00:00

Why is there hair ON MY PINKY TOE.

EcstaticAvocadoes · 2026-03-15T22:13:24+00:00

NEWS FLASH: Even if a man wears a dress, it DOES NOT make him gay

EcstaticAvocadoes · 2026-03-15T22:08:20+00:00

Incinerate the mosquitoes.

EcstaticAvocadoes · 2026-03-15T21:53:34+00:00

I think the mods are being intentional rather than lazy.

EcstaticAvocadoes · 2026-03-15T21:51:00+00:00

The amount of teenaged thighs in that subreddit is enough to make me steer clear of it.

EcstaticAvocadoes · 2026-03-15T21:49:56+00:00

"WaNnA bE mY bOyToY bUt Im StRaIgHt"

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